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Amputee demonstrating how he puts his contact lenses on
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIVNUex87U4&feature=youtu.be
Mar 6, 2017 9:10 AM
undercovergiraffe
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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIVNUex87U4&feature=youtu.be
feargaloror10
Nigga, buy glasses. You have no hands, who are you trying to impress.
ChanningTastum
That is fucking amazing. Idk why
CryptFist
jeoypeach63637
As someone who has to teach people how to use conacts, that is excellent technique sir!
fduston
"Look Ma' no hands!"
DeYeGo
Nigga wut
Spontaneouspineapple
Is that a tiny finger?
timlovesraffi
It looks like it. He looks to have congenital, or from birth, limb difference. Often due to amniotic band syndrome.
MarylandViking
Like a glove
DEATHlikescats
dudes better at it than I am! props!
PhooZzy
Really? You have no arms wear glasses, idiot. Why make life harder on purpose?
YourSecretSantaSHHHH
Jesus! Put down the camera and give him a hand!
bisqwit
Jesus is a lady apparently.
MrSmilingDeath
He already had two and we can see where that got him.
Berberer
trooper. Keep soldiering!
ElRoboBandit
Of course he can do it. He's asian. Pribably could still kick our collective asses at Starcraft and Overwatch at the same time
iWhisperSoftlyToMyButtHoles
I tryed contact lenses. After two hour i got one in my eye. Could not get it out. Had to go to optician to get it out. Never again
manslut
Fuck man just wear fucking glasses.
ThereIsNotEnoughFood
I thought why the fuck are the lenses so tiny. Only later i realized that it's not fingers but a hand.
boevis
This makes my eyes water and I begin blinking uncontrollably
TheUnflushableCondom
I feel like you may have a different issue rather than watching this lol
boevis
Correct. I can't wear contacts, my reaction to things being put in my eyes is too strongk
TheUnflushableCondom
Thats funny b/c im the opposite like i Could straight up touch my eye and not flinch that much
DatpirategotBOOTY
A bit off topic - His lill nubbin of a thumb is so cute.
HeroicStumpy24
Not going to lie, i thought his arms were fingers in the beginning
ihavetwosnakes
Now how does he pick his nose?
Glaive18
He picks friends that pick his nose.
lazysombrero
(eyes rolling) of course with that tweezer
ruferto
different set of tweezers
3001100113
One nostril at a time, of course.
PizzaSlutForever
Damn you.
CaptinLazerNipples
I can't even put contacts in and I have 2 hands.
Faradesti
Me either. I thought that I was going to have to go to the doctor to get them taken back out. Needless to say I haven't tried contacts since
CaptinLazerNipples
Same! My friend let me try a pair of his and I freaked out cuz I couldn't see and couldn't get them out. Terrifying experience.
Vlascia
Doesn't help that they probably weren't the right prescription. Hope you didn't try ones he'd already been using...it's not sanitary.
CaptinLazerNipples
He worked for an eye doctor, he had a ton of trial pairs laying around. I was young and dumb, definitely wouldn't try that now
TacoFox
Well at least he doesn't have to wash his hands before handling the lenses.
FUNKYDONKEY
Way to make me feel like an idiot for not being able to put contacts in.
hennypenny
I teach people how to put them in and I've come to the conclusion that some people just can't do it.. fear or whatever reason.
Rogahar
I can never put them in 'direct' on the iris. I look to the side, put it on the white, then roll my eye past it and slip, it's on!
OddOod
I just can't physically force myself to let anything get that close to my eye
hennypenny
I teach people how to put them in and I've come to the conclusion that some people just can't do it.. fear or whatever reason.
BluffinMuffin
I feel the same way. what the fuck is wrong with me?
NASHTYfootlong
Mad respect for this guy
TotesMcGoates
Yeah you've got to hand it to him, that's pretty neat
conjuredbanana
NASHTYfootlong
Haha
Locke108
Well he could easily use glasses, but I've got to hand it to him for that.
reelieuglie
This had me stumped
bloodtypeinfinity
Oh you..
bloodtypeinfinity
Oh you..
theartofmath
Thathandpunscenefromarcher.gif
RAJrios
Upvoting because I want to believe that was intentional
DanFranzen
You got to hand it to him for everything.
SgtMichaelCross
I doubt he could *easily* use glasses.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
"easily" compared to the contacts...
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
It actually is easy, just put the glasses with the frame down and smash your head in to them, you'll get used to it eventually
HurrahForKaramazov
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rainerclouds
If you ever wanted glasses, try finding an optometrist that can make a "shaw lens" for you. Fixes size difference due to high prescriptions.
aboutstorehelpblog123
I Will see, no opticians directly in my neighbourhood, but it Will probably be to expensive, from what I saw... Thanks for the info!
Flyndaran
I wear -7.00 diopter lenses but both eyes are the same. I never even heard of that condition. Bummer, dude.
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DrumBruno
Just get LASIK...
h0k13
Sure because that's super cheap and readily available.
kvietela
right, also not painful
TriumphRider24
It's only painful for like 6 hours, you sleep through most of the pain.
alexicanz
Not everybody is a good candidate
EllenCherryCharles
We need to crowd fund this guy's LASIK is what needs to happen!
bobbummanwitdaequipmunk
That will cost and arm and a leg.
SpawNick
Gotta hand it to you
foolhollow
...if you can afford it
wonderboiiiii
Outside of America you can
BananasForever
2K in Germany for both eyes. Did it in November, it's worth every cent
wonderboiiiii
In America its up to 5k
foolhollow
TraceOfHumanity
It's not that expensive these days: I have almost no dispensable income and I could afford it; one of the best decisions I ever made.
Vlascia
It cost me $3800 (no interest payment plan) at age 22 when I barely had any $. Much cheaper than most elective procedures and...
Vlascia
...saved me a bunch of money paying for years of contacts. Glasses never fit me correctly cuz of my bumpy Eastern European nose. =/
justthoughtyousholdknow
I just left the eye doc. for my next batch of contacts and my exam.($350) I can't wait for Lasik.
foolhollow
Did you do a payment plan for it? Because in most cases it's not an issue of affording it, but more justifying another loan.
TraceOfHumanity
I saved up, it was $2500 so it took me a little while but absolutely worth it.
foolhollow
Not sure why I got downvoted for asking a simple question...?
DerpyWerm
Imgur's community is like a microcosm of the internet, so there's a large amount of passive-aggressive assholes lurking about in the shadows
TheStraightTeddyBear
Better question is how does he take them out
sovietfedor
Savage.
imAUser
A fan.... or forgetting to blink.
Bathius
He sneezes really hard and someone holds his eyes open
topanga263
If you stare at something long enough after wearing them all day, contacts dry up and just pop out themselves.
jaaaassephhhh
I was waiting for someone to post the gif in reverse
ashmenon
Same way he lost his hand. Brute force.
sheiswhiskeyinateacup
Very carefully. ????
behrditz
Very carefully.
degenerator
Tongue.
thedeg
Probably blinks them out
Mulberryberry
I hold my eye lid tight and just blink. No need to touch the eye/contact lense.
thedeg
Yeah I accidentally did that all the time when I wore contacts
IfYouOrALovedOneHasBeenDiagnosedWithMesotheliomaYouMayBeEntitl
Please someone reverse the gif and put it in reply
WeenusMaGee
he's got them tweezers
ExplainThisJoke
and VERY supple lips
Splittmark
Gum
SwedishBalls
And what does he do when his lenses get stuck inside the eye?
sometimeslifehandsyouapples
I constantly surprised how what comes to my mind right away is always in the comments
LargeVarge
Great minds think alike.
Cklixus
Reverse gif
TwoDicksOneStu
*reverses original GIF*
Diverge
Fork!
FabulousGiraffe
Well...
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Billy2sweet
This is what I want to know as well
Xenesthis
Slaps the back of his head
bontonswanson
*Front
PermaBannedDolphin
how does he fap?
3rdWorldVibe
With his fluffy robotic hands
Mentalfloss249
He just keeps stacking them up
firecatsrt
He uses his fingers and pinches them out. Duh
incenderylemons
They leave when he tells them to
Valawyn
Was the username "incendiarylemons" already taken?
usersubbordercontrol
I'll burn your house down! With the lemons!
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
@incendiarylemons
incenderylemons
All shall be revealed in my bio
katseiko
With the gigantic white tweezers.
rainerclouds
Eye doctor here. He probably looks up and then uses the same part of his "hand" he used to put it in to swipe the lens down and off the eye.
BartholomewCubbins
Are you a eye doctor (opthalmologist) or a glasses eye doctor (optometrist). Inquiring minds must know!
Fundoplication
Depending on the country, it more like eye surgeon= ophthalmologist, regular eye doc= optometrist, glasses= optician.
rainerclouds
Optometrist.
fuckinggoddamnshit
I've seen people use what looks like a little plunger suction cup doodad
byohzzrd
fuckinggoddamnshit
Thats perfect
rainerclouds
I'm not 100% sure how he'd hold the plunger.
fuckinggoddamnshit
Lol shit you got me there
repurposedschleem
He's stumped there
AliBarber
You can buy little suction cup things
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljywahEKfv1qd5tiuo1_500.gif
Ravenbreaker
That's pretty accurate
kaidei
Bob64
imsothirsty
That's a fair question...
Kosmonavt
He shakes his head, real hard.
deadpoolsdong
Hammer
moefnym
High pressure cleaner
drpenguinz
magic
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
If they are one-day lenses, they'll dry up towards the end of the day and fall out on their own. At least that's what mine do ...
midamultitooll
Cheapskate lol
rainerclouds
You're probably not wearing very good daily lenses then.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Dailies Total One - probably the best ones out there right now (at least the only ones that didn't irritate my eyes).
ItsAlwaysDaDamnedGuvment
Sneezes with his eyes open
oslsblnrkrak
But then how does he stop flying
GhostlyGifs
clitorasaurusrex
First time I've legitimately laughed today. Thank you
ashmenon
Nah Becky tried that and her right eyeball exploded.
darkcatrock
Savage
Martini9011
1010621
I needed that laugh
EYBAYBAY
"But he is Asian, his eyes are always close." -Asian guy
ashlaaaaaaaaaay
DonDraperSC
andyandthetuna
PinballWizzrobe
Ech
TheJerkNessMonster
"sneezing with your brown eye open"?
Leverbee
linkapedia
https://media.giphy.com/media/jQyHHXQ60W93O/giphy.gif
Bootsy81
If that's going to happen to you the shower is probably the best place I suppose.
Darknightmare127
Ive seen this. LAUGH EVERY TIME!!!
kourakoura
Same as me maybe. I just let the shower rinse them out. My cleaner hates shower cleaning day. Hair and contacts.
TheFlyingSheep
Why don't you just buy those little plastic covers. Then you can throw away the hair and the contacts for like $5
crazymojomonkey
Your cleaner? I need a cleaner! Wait...are they free?
icantevenimgur
Now I want to know how he washes his hair
littlebluetiefling
I'm curious about how the shower rinses them out. Any time I get shower water in my eyes, it just pushes my contacts to the back of my eyes.
ijustwantausernamethatisnttaken
Gross, get a drain catch.
Koolala
I have never had contacts come out that easily, I envy you, my nightly routine involves a lot of pain and crying.
Synai
why not wear glasses
h0k13
Because glasses are a pain in the ass to keep clean and not everyone likes the way they look in them.
linkapedia
you can also imagine how much harder it would be to clean lenses without hands
Synai
eh, sounds easier than putting contacts to me
Kreia
After a few month they fall out of them self... atleast my did
Kreia
I think it was the stream of blood that washed them out
ClassicFumiko
What the fuuuuckkkk! As a contact wearer do not do that! Shit fucks yo eyes up! Your eyes need to breathe!
nanyatenyaa
Why keep them in so long? That can fuck up your eyes.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
CAN CONFIRM! I almost went blind with an eye infection after wearing a set for six months (I was poor and dumb)
nanyatenyaa
Well that and it can harden to your eye... which is yet another level of fucky. Gotta at least moisten that shit up n clean it.