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Jul 6, 2021 7:04 PM
Lillyroses
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TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Maybe treat sex workers with dignity, Peter
HeywouldJablowme
I hacked spending money in strip clubs a long time ago. I don't go to them. Problem solved.
Toxicempanada
I wonder if peter goes to a restaurant and gets mad when the chef expects him to pay for food
austinwizardforhire
I'm a guy in my 40s, never been to a strip club. Heard a comedian describe it as, "going to a cafe and paying to watch someone else eat."
whooshy
This is sales.. and guys are the suckers
BlackCatSerenade99900
If men knew what these girls had to pay out every night just to work at the club- they'd be a lot more quiet.
DyslexicJoe
Peter Panned
mity0k23
“Fuck you. Pay me.” There, fixed it for you.
billyrayvirus
Or "pay me, fuck me" depending on the establishment.
oblimo
There is no sex in the Champagne Room.
ElorYosnak
Assuming you meant that as in the poster is being rude, I completely disagree. If not, fair play.
mity0k23
I just tried stating their sentiment more succinctly
PostalHeathen
Well, she's not wrong.
Ezekiel117
Only grammatically it is “an” establishment not “a” establishment
mildcaseofmalaria
I mean technically no but who goes in and just starts making it rain? Maybe Peter wanted to get to know the young lady before he spent $$
mildcaseofmalaria
Why the downvotes? Do people just show up and start paying everyone in the club? I’m not a stripclub regular but I’ve never seen that.
SkaerKrowe
"My mommy says I'm speshial!" -Peter probably
halfwindsor
No money, no honey honey
AlwaysUpvoteBeerCigarsWhisky
They right. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MrKnowItAll1903
The last "In." is unnecessary.
AlwaysUpvoteBeerCigarsWhisky
I always finish on the last In though.
MyAssholeSpeaksFrenchLikeBillyCorganOnARollercoaster
SniperTeamTango
Ever actually looked into how that pay structure works? Its a LOT worse than you'd think.
thechocmaster
Dude, pay your rent, tip the girls when they make their rounds, and don’t think that $50 you keep flashing matters a damn
AlienHitSquad
never understood why you wouldn't just look at porn and wank one off instead. Cheaper and you don't get blue balled.
squreky
Peter can go to the rough part of town and get a $5 bj from a crackhead
inkedstego
"Welcome back, Peter. We are running a 2 for 1 special. 2 crackheads = 1 regularly sized person. We like to take care of our regulars."
TaintToucher
Only Peter or is it open to everyone?
squreky
I'm sure they're open to everyone
iamthisguy247
It’s not like you can’t watch the show on stage.
turdturdleton
You can totally go to a strip club and treat it like a regular bar. You don't have to buy lap dances or $30 "drinks" for the ladies
MarishkaGinny
Went to a strip club with my husband. One of the dancers asked me if I wanted to get a drink with her. I thought she just wanted to be...
MarishkaGinny
...friends and drink together. I agreed, figuring she was on her break or something and wanted to chit chat. Didn’t know what I agreed to.
MadeYouLookAgain
And she took me in back and went down on me for hours! It was awesome!
OneGentlemanOfVerona
You’re really just gonna leave that there?
MarishkaGinny
I had to pay for her incredibly expensive drink while she flirted with me and I became increasingly uncomfortable?
IReallyNeedToKnow
An. Establishment. Jesus, these strippers and their grammar.
NowhereMan313
I hear they prefer the term "future cosmetologists".
ethedon
Is this not common knowledge? If I’m low on cash or planning on a big purchase or budgeting for whatever reason I wouldn’t go
verbumdroll
I saw a stripper in Vegas rip a $1 bill in half. Effective message.
spacecowboyein
I thought you paid strippers in dollar bills. Wtf are you supposed to throw at them? $20s? That makes strip clubs even less appealing.
ImprovedLoungewear
Oh you cheap summer child
xizar
I thought they just did the work for exposure.
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
For college
JasonThorn
Well, exposure is involved, just not in that way...
LanceCorporalBadger
*an establishment
hijindc
They're still trying to pay for an education. That's why they're there
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Is this a real discourse? Seems like a made up internet thing
TwoZeroFoxtrot
It's been a long time since I've visited one but this is generally true. Buuuut I've seen exceptions on slow nights and you're handsome.
eadanke
It looks fake to me too, but I don't know people who go to or work at strip clubs, so that whole dynamic is invisible to me..
TsubakiTragic
You folks do know that strippers aren't paid by the club to strip, don't you?
ZoidbergIsGreat
I did not. Is that an American thing? I thought they made minimum and then got to keep most of their tips after giving a% to the house staff
HappyTimeHollis
Depends where you are. In Australia they're paid an appearance fee plus any private dances they perform (after the club takes it's cut.
StrangePaegan
Usually the strippers pay to work there. Pay the house, pay the bartender, pay the dj, pay the bouncers, etc.
TsubakiTragic
Yes, and the timeslots are a rated from the highest fee (when most drunk patrons are present) to the lowest (around 1pm).
JonassSsanoj
Damn…..how much are you supposed to throw on the stage? I thought singles were standard ?
AlwaysUpvoteBeerCigarsWhisky
Quarters. That way they can hear the rain!
MrPengy
Yeah, you just need more than two of them.
chrispmorgan
I’d do a $5. I mean their undress and twerking should be worth something like the price of a drink. Entertainment, right? Choose wisely.
bongles
They are, just throw more of them
Polysingular
It hasn’t changed. Having a drink and tipping all the dancers as they rotate is still okay, if that’s what you want
JonassSsanoj
Yeah I usually don’t want their attention Just throw singles on the stage and enjoy my drink
modi123
Same. I mean it's been awhile, do I need to stock up on $2 bills now?
mickeybee93
The clubs by the base I was stationed at only gave change in 2s so you'd spend more
ouroborus777
Never been to a strip club. What's the expected spend these days?
WaitingonCoffee
Only time I went I got $20 in ones and spent half. Granted most of my time was spent talking drunk politics in the smoke pit, but still.
LashismyCopilot
You can spend as little as your bar tab. Just be honest. Don't be a dick/ creep. And at the very least, tip your bartender/ waitress well.
IconicM
It really depends where you are. Vegas is gonna be expensive, but in my area it's still ok to tip ones..
Thisbefluff
The most important thing is to NOT sit by the stage if you’re not going to be tipping. Sit at the bar & don’t hog the seats that make $$
backoffman
I would assume just bring as many $20 bills as you can and pretend they are dollars.
thinkybrainpains
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I don't go unless I got $200-$300 to spend minimum. I don't always spend all of it, but if I am going I'm gonna have fun and not be cheap.
Winningguacamole
A hooker is 200. Fuck that I ain’t dropping 2 bills to get blue balled.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I'll be honest, I'm not above fucking a hooker, but I don't think I am going to fuck a $200 hooker. I can be frugal, but not in that regard
Winningguacamole
No like that is standard price. Don’t do it if they don’t have std test documents, and if they don’t expect you to have them yourself.
Winningguacamole
Also, if your dropping 200-300 on fucking strippers, you are not allowed to use the word frugal.
ClericOfTheProsperityGospel
I mean yeah dude. Like I get not liking that whole dynamic, I don't, but that's why I don't GO to strip clubs. Also I'm poor.
imsoupercereal
Lots of poor people go to strip clubs. They got priorities too.
OmegaZen
Strip clubs are literally just for degenerates and creeps. I'd go there once while still young just to laugh about it with friends.
oskar4498
I got money and I don't go. Stuff's for kids.
Mostlydeadpool
yeah, it always felt like sending a diabetic into a chocolate shop. i mean you can look but you can't touch or take it home? why bother?
gonergoner22
This is what people say before they go to a strip club.
ethedon
Depend on the club and the stripper you can touch and take home
SomeDetroitGuy
Sounds like you and I go to vastly different strip clubs
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
You go to a brothel?
deathandtaxes1
There’s always girls willing to “party” after a shift, be careful though. Cardi B was one such and she drugged and robbed men.
gonergoner22
May every John get drugged and robbed. Men who pay for sex are scum.
Mostlydeadpool
They wouldn't have to if women actually, you know, had sex with average guys. all of them bang the chads and everyone else is invisible.
TodayIDidNothing
Nah man, where you got that from
sinte
That is the dumbest thing I've ever read. No, they don't all bang chads. You just have to have a personality and not be a wood plank.
phatblaster5000
Hey look, an incel in the wild!
LashismyCopilot
Why buy sports/ concert tickets? You can't go on the field/stage. It's all entertainment. Some just have a higher concentration of boners
Christx30
With a concert you get to hear the artist you love making music. You see something sexy you either want to touch her or yourself. Can't do >
Christx30
that in public. I've never understood strip clubs. I can look at Pornhub for the same effect. And for free.
LashismyCopilot
And that's ok. I respect that. I happen to enjoy them
jogthejewelsquickly
Ok now we need the "boner count" of major sporting events, so we can accurately evaluate their boner count and cross reference by crowd size
LocalZoophile
Boners per capita of sporting events vs. strip club performances
AawesomeAardvaark
Where does beach volleyball factor into this study?
jogthejewelsquickly
Right? This is the kind of data that data scientists would eat up
doyouevenrobot
I went to a strip clup a grand total of once, just to see wtf it was even all about. NGL the whole scene just kinda creeps me out.
lafemmenikita
Storytime: My friend went to a club for his bachelor party once. He ended up drunkenly asking the stripper on a smoke break outside if she
lafemmenikita
wasn't being exploited or anything, just to make sure. They ended up as Facebook friends. I told him it's probably a bad idea to come back
lafemmenikita
from your bachelor party with a new facebook friend who is a stripper but his now wife thought it was hilarious.
Slamtastik
its always creepy if you're sober
doyouevenrobot
The strippers themselves were kinda fun to talk to because they thought it was pretty funny that I'd never been to a place. The (1)
doyouevenrobot
customers creeped me the fuck out though, and I was pretty hammered at the time.