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17-Year-Long Revenge On Her Cheating Ex-Boyfriend
Harriet, a girl from Cheshire, England, recently went through a breakup with her philandering snake of a boyfriend, named Dan. Despite his infidelities, Dan had the audacity to ask Harriet to pay him back for the tickets to a Justin Bieber concert that the pair recently attended together before their relationship went south.
So, Harriet decided to settle the debts between them — but not without twisting the knife a bit. She set up a direct deposit between herself and Dan which will automatically deposit £0.01 into his bank account every day until the amount is fulfilled.
ThankGodIts2017
I know this is probs clickbait but as a perfectly straight woman I want that girl's cheekbones and makeup skills. Also other things
DasBismarck
I don't know why Dan Brown needed the money so badly, he made a fortune off DaVinci Code.
SensibleChuckleNorris
He writes good novels though
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
I mean Justin Bieber concert is punishment enough
JoeMeower
Fuck you, Dan!
SkullBuckles
Duck you, fan!
spiker301
Why even cheat tho? She's hot AF!
TehSlendy
Cause it's not like you can get over it and stop being whiny or anything.
IrradiatedBec
This is how to be passive agressive for 17 years without any effort. We all need to learn from Harriet.
luc666
Dan Brown? All demon no angel...
GottaGetUpToGetDown
monkeysnob
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar for that comment
RedFlash70
wackywoohoopizzaman
Fuck you, Dan
TheLivinLegend
This combined with going to a Bieber concert are, I'd say, adequate punishments.
420blazeitbitchez
I dunno what you're on about early Justin beibers yer but in the part like year I'd say he's got some jam banging songs out
CallMeSleeper
Maybe that's why he looked for someone else?.. But kidding aside. I hate cheaters..
ILoveTomHiddleston
Sorry i am 27 and i didnt listen to jb from the beginning... but now i would probably go to a concert. Love yourself is a nice song.
IgniaEternale
Reverse karma if she dips negative, though
VegeBZH
I thought it was Jack black
IsaacHernandez098
Who would cheat on her shes gorgeous o.o
vigilante397
Did anybody else see the first text and read it as BJ tickets? Like, where do I buy those?
JackVanFrost
Ok, but they went to a Justin Bieber concert, so I really can't respect either of them...
omgmonkey290
is the jb circlejerk still something people do?
GavinScreaming
It's still 2012 on Imgur apparently
BetterLuckyThanGood
The world needs more people with this kind of a sense of humor. Brilliant.
KingKrown
I will never understand people continuing to talk to their cheating partners.
WildSnarker
She's not; she's having the computer do it for her.
icameinlikeafeckingball
If they'd actually been to the concert, then how does she owe him the money in any reasonable way? She'd save everyone a lot of time (1)
icameinlikeafeckingball
and energy by just telling the lad to go and fuck himself. (2)
jpistachio
I think the fact that he asked shows the caliber of the character she got involved with. I think the revenge shows hers...
MerToo
the new .177s are pretty nassty, I dread to think what damage a caliber this low could do!
Darkspire
Get stuck in a pore, probably.
MX526
This is hilarious
thedissident
Doesn't Dan Brown have enough money?
JustYourAverageNerd
thank you for starring out the word cunt, its super important to do that especially since its written two inches away unstarred
MattDerKomponist
I never got the point of that. We all say it in our heads when reading it anyway.
troyandabedpostoniiiiimgur
in an image it wont show up on a word filter at a workplace
MattDerKomponist
Ah ok
TheGame364
*five cm away
MiaTheScienceLady
ops dick length away
primetyme04
Dont ever mess with a guy named dan bc dan rhymes with man and men jerk off so dan is a jerk off
The22ndDoctor
Shouldn't that be Den is a jerk?
derptardaction
Butchered that quote but nice.
LanaDelReyy
I don't trust anyone named Tom.
LSDontknowwhatsgoingon
I get the feeling you're the girl.
zma123456
Could be her dog. You never know whose on the internet.
iuploadbearpics
Especially with the overly made up face for whore points.
JetSetGo
Who are you to judge her when you sit on a throne of lies? You have absolutely zero bear pics in your uploads!
CyBercrook
What a cunt. At least upload a confession bear
salamiorigami
Congrats! Now she glued shitty memory about a shitty guy to herself for the next 17 years.
FullSpeedAhead
And smiling every time she see's it ????
Rawcal
Quite sad life imo if you can't get over breakup in a decade.
becauseurwrong
Yeah but she flipped it so whenever she sees the notification she gets to laugh evilly. That's a monthly dose of petty happiness.
salamiorigami
Well, thats the other side of the coin, i guess.
Captain4merica
$62.05 for the ticket, youre welcome
thepandasbum
I know this is " nit picking" but what about leap years? Lol
Captain4merica
*not included
Captain4merica
50.71 British Pounds
The22ndDoctor
While your math is spot on, & your conversion is close enough (50.80) your observation skills missed that the deposit is in pounds, not USD.
Captain4merica
Hence the conversion
The22ndDoctor
Because each deposit is 1 pence, not 1 penny, 17 years would give you £62.05 GBP not $62.05 USD
kayfelix
No, it's just £62.05 GBP
thingsofyourmind
but what about leap years?
Decayous
17 years of daily reminders that you got cheated on - 17 years reminder for him that he dodged crazytown.
SilenceOfTheBabushkas
15.6 years :)
JimmySmits
I would hardly call that crazy. More of a smartass. And for her, 17 years of daily reminders she probably dodged some STDs.
icantbelieveitsnottrue
She's not crazy. She's funny!
HD226868
Doesn't strike me as crazy. Just vengeful. I mean, if this is to be believed he DID cheat on her...
SocratesOnDrugs
17 years ago... They were probably teens when it happened
HD226868
No, I don't think it was 17 years ago. I don't think we had text messaging like that in 1999. It's just it'll TAKE 17 years.
SocratesOnDrugs
Ahhh after rereading it I understand now. Pardon me. That makes it very different.
repostforupvotes
If you direct deposit through Wells Fargo, it charges a $15 transaction fee per deposit. That would really twist the knife.
liv3
English banks are still cunts, but most people don't get charged for using their bank to do normal bank stuff. Fuck american banks.
SomeGeographer
I've never paid a fee for that and I have been using it for years.
marylanddd
lol what? you're claiming they take money out of your account if people transfer money to you?
TheThingNoNotThatOne
....no it doesn't? And if they do, it's on the depositer side, not the person receiving the money's side.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
No it doesn't, stfu
TylerStart
And they will also open 12 other accounts for you as well!
BlueBomber05
How generous of them
Cheomesh
Logarithmic dickery!
zma123456
Haha
HomelyArgonianMaid
You meant *wire transfer, I'm sure. A recurring deposit from one acct to another in the same bank is free. She may also be using Paypal
IronRod
Except that this took place in England, there's no charge for a direct debit there as far as I know.
chromofoam
Looks like Natwest online banking
sothatsathing
That's not true. My check is set up as direct deposit and i've never been charged a fee.
srslydude
I have Wells Fargo and have never encountered that. My wages are set up as direct deposit too.
vowofloudness
Probably because you're receiving direct deposits, not sending them.
srslydude
Yeah, my boss would just give me a check if it cost her $15 a transaction. This is just bullshit.
vowofloudness
Yeah $15 is definitely incorrect, but it also definitely not free to send direct deposits.
srslydude
Pretty sure it is.
bandages1
That is most likely the fee for an incoming wire transfer. No fee for an incoming ACH transfer.
ZachPutland
They can't put anything on the Internet that isn't true
Magsnificent
That's correct. I know because I saw it on the internet.
zma123456
Most bank charge a direct deposit fee. But shouldn't she be charged the fee ?
mousemarie94
That's a thing?! you mean for the person sending the money?
Fishheadman
For Email Money Transfers there is a $1 charge to the sender. Not sure about other methods.
Fishheadman
*At my bank in Canada*
TheLoyalVike
That's wrong.
LanaDelReyy
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Banks in the US treat any sort of wire or other transfer like A) they've never done this before, and B) you're probably a terrorist.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Chase takes like three days to set up a payee in Europe (manual approval) and then $45 plus shitty exchange rate every time.
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
Having worked in a bank, the references can be gold. Especially when old men deadpan a 'money for sex' reference and make you repeat it back
Leithoa
Does Jerry Springer bank with you?
wilson1helpme
Just recently planned a trip to mexico with my roommate, she made the memo "FOR CABO HOE"
BRRRRRRT4theworld
I got a call by my bank once informing me that they were required to report the reference "Bomb manual" to the police.
BRRRRRRT4theworld
Never heard of it again afterwards. I guess police knows a joke.
MorrisSly
I work in financial crime and have genuinely seen fraudsters put "Not fraud" in the reference.
vahnn
Every time I write a personal acquaintance a check... Mom: Diarrhea Meds; Dad: Anti-fungal cream; Bro: Fleshlight insert replacement.
KeyLimeAnxiety
When i chase quickpay my boyfriend i always do something stupid like "drugs" or "hookers" but chase stopped letting those payments through
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
I usually write "butt stuff" in any blank memo I have.
deeznutzaretaken
I second this, put the reference as your mum is a slut for on customer, his mate pleading in the background as his mum managed his account
jekath
EVERY time me and my gf send each other money, the reference is for some kind of sexual favour. Usually one that took place.
ZebraCockSandwich
I often leave references like "fuck i'm an idiot" haha
brobinson2001
I got written up for writing "Sexual Favors" in the memo line when I wrote a check at work while off the clock and not in uniform.
DrFolk
As a former teller. Your check can be refused if it has inappropriate memos.
19wesley88
which is why I just use the app
LenorePoe
My personsl fave was....life sucking bloodworm. Dude calls in everyday to transfer .10 cents to his so called life sucking bloodworm.
GreenLantern15
Sounds like an Ex.
MyNamesDaveLikeTheTvChannelWeBothRepeatTheSameOldShit
I make references like this when sending friends money, not the same when they do it back and it actually gets read though :D
Highlander8795
My friend likes to put things like that in his references too, "thanks for the sex" was a classic
Jackalac
My roommates used to write terrible memos on their rent checks to me "For butt sex" "double orgasm" shit like that...
TheRealAbeLincolnsMistress
My friend got a check from an old lady that simply said "sewing ballsacks together."
Linnywtf
I renamed my wifes accounts: Drug Money, Money for Guns and shit and Linny's Magic card fund.
Idothingsocassionally
666 likes. I want to upvote but I don't wanna ruin this
zoedaddy305
Please tell me your joking..
Thepenguinthatstoleyourtoothbrush
A friend got flagged and had an awkward phonecall from the bank for labelling one "sexual favours"
monto207
I send payments to my mate with that exact reference lol
LenorePoe
Malarkey! We have people call my bank..10k in debt to ashley madison..the wife is always like.."what is going this i didnt order".no he did
LenorePoe
We will not call people on names of accounts or anything personal. We accounts simply named....Cunt
19wesley88
Really, I sent a tenner to my mate with the reference anal loving slut
sammichm
I always label mine as whore cash
fikete
My brother wrote a check to me for $500 and put "Rod Stewart tickets" in the memo.
lulurafa
His cost about that much when I tried to go...ten years ago...
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
I usually put shit like that to mess with friends. Can't do it on paypal tough. they straight up block you.
Leithoa
No fun at all.
algalon
I always try to leave something witty for you guys. I hope someone somewhere sometimes giggles :)
algalon
Also my fav: "For coke and candy" which in Estonian can mean coke and candy or cocaine and meth in slang.
algalon
Another among friends: "For the evening services" which can be good night or prostitutes.
firefighter26
I have a savings account in a separate bank that I can only deposit into via cheque. I write "services rendered" or other things on them.
Bigfoot799
Is a cheque similar to cache?
firefighter26
I think the origins are probably similar. "Check" is American English where as "Cheque" is British; which we use in Canada.
Cal1te
TIL people actually fill in the memo box and banks actually check them
BeefBigelow
TIL people still use checks....
CptHorse
My friends kept trying to top each other. After writing 'Nazi Fetish Porn Payment' they got a call from the bank telling them to stop.
Mavgurian
Next month: 'Triggered banksters gone wild 2'
AkLonewolf
sounds like some one got butt-hurt because really... it doesn't matter what you put there.
xminacakex
I went to a bar called "Dirty Dicks" in London recently. I had to provide a bank statement for the new flat we've just moved into. Yeah :\
ObiWanShalomi
Lol. I'd send along a pic of the bar!
xminacakex
Too late it's been sent in. It'll be on my partners statement too so hopefully they realised.
ObiWanShalomi
Bank worker be like "Ah, they're Both weird. Got it."
Britich
My brother would put in stuff like MONEY FOR HERPIES TREATMENT when transfering money to my account.
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
Ahaha my brother wrote 'cock gobbler' when he transferred some cash over to me
Britich
Brothers are gits heh
DeltaDin
Wait, really?
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
Oh yeah. A lot of rage things like "Fuck Santander", "cunt", stuff like that. People don't like banks. I also hated the bank. Job was shit.
ICollectReactionGifs
I do that all the time when sending money to my wife. Last one was "no fisting at the cinema"
Cadaverific
Work for a bank. I've seen some funny ones. Mom's to their sons ,"Probably for pints or ghanji" was a great one.
hammersquirrel
Ghanji? I love that guy
StunnedGoofy
AstartesLibrarius
Everything you preach, I said it first! You should jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse!
snurx
They want you to know they got laid
Hayatev3
Does it count if you paid?
GaseousMaximus
Balls dont care. Your ego tho...
Jaekani
I write "Hookers and Blow" on any gift check.
FreeTameIti
I'm 36 and I've never had a cheque book. I remember paying bills at the post office as a student but that was in a flat were we shared bills
Jaekani
I didnt until i moved into my apartment. I work with my landlady and it's just so much easier to hand over a check than to run to an ATM.
FreeTameIti
I hardly use cash either. Can't you just set up an AP?
bartman2014
Be even funnier if hookers and dealers accepted cheques
19wesley88
A dealer in UK used to accept card payments for cocaine
NeverTooSoon
A former Cincinnati Mayor certain tried. That man's name was Jerry Springer.
FreeTameIti
I'm pretty sure you can pay for hookers in NZ by Eftpos (chip and pin)
bartman2014
What a time to be alive!!
Mariethegirl
I write "extortion payment" on all the check memos to my dad, just bc I know it makes him laugh.
TheBlueFantastic
My sister and I write "Blood Money" on the checks to our dad
DotSlashNatalie
If your bank doesn't pull your dad aside to question it - it's guaranteed they are laundering money and your dad should find a new bank.
Anonaru
As somebody who worked in Centralized Underwriting and Item Processing, you'd be shocked how rarely we check individual ref and memo 1/
Anonaru
material on low-risk transactions like a repeat check payment. They are just sort of glossed over at random a la audit style
TheFoxyVixen
Not if said dad's in the extortion/laundering business. Duh.
DotSlashNatalie
Oh right. How could I be so foolish! The signs were all there!
TheFoxyVixen
Now let's keep it down before we have an "accident". >_>
Pinkishu
Personally, I'd rather have a bank that doesn't look at info that shouldn't concern them. Privacy and all that stuff, you know.
DotSlashNatalie
According to AML and KYC they HAVE to know and report suspicious activity. I'm a compliance officer -it's my business to know your business.
Pinkishu
Its your job to know the part I usually leave blank xD Guess I'll fill it in with something in the future \o/
19wesley88
anti money laudering laws though dude, its required they check
relicen
I'm pretty sure that's only larger transactions and a high volume of lower transactions from the same parties.
soulessgingr
My wife always labels them "for giggity" or "snu snu" and "wink wink"
PuddingPanda
I write "woo-hoo time" on the ones for my bf
ObiWanShalomi
Can I ask what the money is for then? :)
RandomIsotope
I'd say it's for "putting Percy in the playpen"
ObiWanShalomi
I just looked that up :)
soulessgingr
Lol rent/bills usually.
ObiWanShalomi
Ah, why didn't I think of that :)
soulessgingr
We both know why! ;)
tokenhooker
I had a guy write "escort" in the memo line after swearing he lost his card.
ihatewarmpickles
Ok "tokenhooker"
DickPicEnthusiast
Maybe he was renting a Ford?
unmu
Can conform Escorts are better rides than most things.
unmu
*Confirm. Damnit, get in me, coffee.
DickPicEnthusiast
I choose to read that as if 'Coffee' is the name of a Guatemalan rent-boy.
blairmichod
Yeah, gently used model that seats four. Five in a pinch.
KjTheLightning
2 in the front and 2 in the back?
tokenhooker
Niiiiiice