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Making an Ice Sphere
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BXr_VrklECj/
Aug 12, 2017 10:40 PM
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Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BXr_VrklECj/
HammondYouIdiot
I wouldn't want someone to finger the ice they are about to put in my glass.
eljefeisatwork
This is like watching Martha Stewart spend 15 minutes decorating cookies that we all know are just going to get shoved into my face
zeacorzeppelin10
That will be 500 dollars for your Jack Daniels on the rock
Iliekchoclatemilk
Waiter: that drink will be $500 sir
Conker10
Looks flat to me
borgmaster
If only we had a container, say in a roundish shape, that he could have used to make an iceball instead of the ice cube.
NikolaiJakovtheheadoftheKGB
"Oh, no ice please"- arsehole customer
PeopleDust
RNeao
Just chop off the corners and give me that boxy diamond thing.
Sm9yCg
Next time just use spherical forms to freeze it.
Flollop
Me
2imgur
are u supposed to drink with that dirty ice ball?
UrOverThinkingIt
Looks like he's pretty close to losing a finger. Good thing he has that ice...on hand. I'll see myself out.
FapitalistPig
ohwhocaresanyway
Are y'all throwin a party??!
VajrapaniP
Fucking brilliant.
UnofficialEA
oldasballs
How do you discover that talent?
meeedic
Yeah, I'll have a whiskey on the rocks! No problem sir, just give me 30-45 minutes.
NonSequentialOrder
*wipes sweat from brow* "Next..."
destinoz
I could have a couple of drinks in the time that guy takes to make an ice cube. I'm sticking with cubes.
keikikahuna
Great, now my ice tastes like some guy's fingers.
PetuniasFromMagrathea
Should be marked mature for shaving balls
Jimthebutler
Lol
docthunder
2 words.... square glass..... pshoooo! mind blown
zeacorzeppelin10
owlest
the fuck kind of knife is that that can cut through ice so eaasily
Gezo
It's just water dude
SanchoPliskin
Sharp?
TheBurritoConfederacy
Because I want my glass of bourbon to be 90% ice.
TheBurritoConfederacy
But really though, I admire his skill.
osamabinloggin
For the amount of time that bartender's spending, just get a ball press and actually have spheres plus more than one drink per 2 minutes.
thatlamer
I agree, but this is either something done at a super high end bar where a couple minutes between drinks is no sweat given volume, or 1/2
thatlamer
done en mass before hours and then pulled out as needed. If the latter, definitely no reason not to use a ball press. 2/2
osamabinloggin
You're probably right - between the stone and the crystal it looks pretty swank. Still drives me nuts watching it though.
ImTheGodOfHellfire
I'd have lost at least 2.4 fingers trying that.
extremeblueness
I have all my fingers, my fingers are all here . . .
slipmagt
To frostbite.
techley
At least if you do, the ice is like right there.
SuspiciousHamster
Oddly specific... How does one calculate exactly how many fingers will be chopped?
PapiBlanco
Simple dexterity check with a saving throw of 15. Every 3 under is a finger.
Jimthebutler
Accurate username i love it
MaddPainting
Whats the point of this?
Micknouillen
Check out how to make an old-fashioned
CloudberryMoose
Large surface area for cooling with minimal water melting into and dilluting the booze.
CloudberryMoose
Also looks fancy as shit
MaddPainting
But... we have rocks for that.
Vydrach
I liked it better as a decahedron.
oldestImgurInTown
Dodecadunderheidron
EarthBeRising
Technically it's a Cuboctahedron which is a Tetradecahedron
Fyhlen
Yes, cuboctahedra are very nice to look at.
JamesM666
* dodecahedron
TheRicM
*dodededocahedodoron
Counterfit
*dodecadocadecadodecadecadohedron
BarretXIII
dick
Jimthebutler
Dod
ColonFilth
*dedocadedodecodedadecodedodocedadadacacadedececedodohedron
perey
*deca-deca-dodeca-banana-fana-fofeca-mi-my-momeca-deca-hedron
QuailBeak
My left hand after watching this gif
bcan14
Don't forget to minus a few fingers there for every time your hand slips carving that ice ball.
lyricallove
My fingers after washing my hair that's dyed purple.
orangatuan
Whenever his fingers get too cold, he uses his nails, doing this you can extend your cold endurance of your fingers by lots.
aliirmak
What were you doing with your right hand?
ExtraWoody
Obi1thejedi
Did you just try and finger my ex-gf?
9Gag12YrOld
How do you finger someone's right hand?
shipshapeandbristolfashion
You painted your fingers blue whilst watching?
Sirsir94
Gardejaeger
Blue Waffles are still a thing huh?
Grudgebearingmidget
NO, YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
Grudgebearingmidget
BAD SHITPOSTER, BAD (sprays w/ bottle)
ComeBackHereJessicahNOWjessicahhh
Wow, how cold is your penis?
DoYouLikePinaColada
PolarNarwhal
Wouldn't know, but I'd think at those temperatures it would be at absulote zero inches.
0thello
That's cold man...
FuckMeFuckYou
Ok, that was good. +1
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
Pretty cold, he just finished fucking your mom
ComeBackHereJessicahNOWjessicahhh
I'm sorry to hear that. Please update us with a post on your recovery from penis amputation due to frostbite. Thoughts and prayers.
alectravelyan
Looks like Reynaud's Disease... in case anyone is interested.
jhorbhatol10
Straight ischemic yo.
QuailBeak
Sure is. Typed Reynaud's phenomenon in Google to get the image for the comment.
Guill
Yay! There's my disease on Imgur! Wooooòo
Assfullofbread
What does it do?
Guill
Draws all the blood from your extremities when u're cold leaving your hands and feet white and very sore, some people get it worse.