JoboveReus
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The fish dies by its mouth.
Mar 13, 2026 6:08 PM
JoboveReus
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The fish dies by its mouth.
ChickenChickenBurningBright
that's not a meal, that's a pit stop
Otomasoteraph
"And it tasted like what?" "No idea"
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
The guy in the background
DrNicholasRivierA
I despise this form of gluttony, eating with no enjoyment of purpose other than to be seen.
TheFastpaws
I doubt you even enjoy the flavors without fucking chewing.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Inhaling his food.
polepolekaz
I just realized this is not a lopped video by the guy watching and blinking and by the number of sticks on the plate. Why are these mass eaters always so skinny?
69Voltage
The other dude
CyanideBreathMint
He’s over there thinking Damn, some folks will do anything for some internet points
Monkeyflyers
Bet he can suck a mean dick too!
Cats2cats
Training for a food eating contest?
gracelilycreston
This is how people figure out you are from a big family. 🤷🏻♀️
clotholiver
And a Diet Coke
AnonsAndMinions
What a waste of perfectly good food.
ImBatmansCat
What a disgusting pig.
fhqwhgus
This looks like it tastes like damaged esophagus.
Travelcedric
Pause and taste it man! Holy Hoover Batman!
snarkybitch
Maybe hes a competitive eater?
VinnyVeritas
Kept replaying to see if the food is going into his shirt sleeve or is just "edited out" as it approached his mouth. I don't know but if it's being swallowed it is NOT being chewed. What the F is the food and why is it so nasty that he doesn't want to taste it?
BehGehBeeeehh
INDIGESTION.
RUFingKiddingMe
Waste of good food.
Antininny
Yeah, he's just going to shit it out.
ForTheLoveofGodAndAllThatIsHolyMyAnusIsBleeding
Is it a waste if it leads to a fleeting moment of internet fame?
ClutterMonkey
That dude is in a hurry to have dessert.
haitamimama
I like the other guy
chinesemario
Watermelon mans flabber is ghasted
PlankTableGo
noReallyIamPrincessBob
There is zero enjoyment consuming food like that.
YoungCore
I also fear for what will happen at the other end.
jesuisgur
He works for Amazon and has a 2 minutes lunch+shit pause.
KingofRogues
worth it for the expression behind him
ganjj
Ai
ThatRaccoonGuy
If i am gonna go pay for food then by god I am going to taste it on the way down
tymonaSmasher
Put loads of chili on it so you get a sensation of flavour after it made the full journey through your digestive system
thefnord
He's gonna taste it on the way up.
Antininny
kinarism
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Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
He's in love
leviaton
Is he just eating a plate of watermelon? 🍉
mikeatike
Why aren't you,
terajack2048
Well he couldn’t afford the 50 skewers extended family size platter this joker just inhaled
mastercave
It's normal in Chinese restaurants to offer fruit after dinner. Especially for bbq, we like to offset the food with fresh fruit. Google "chinese hot air". It's the Chinese reasoning for sore throats and acne.
Antininny
He is unable to eat it right now.
leviaton
Clearly out classed
salunatics
It's like opening your throat to chug a beer. Impressive, but seems to be missing the joy factor.
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wejustdontknow
Pure utility.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
mirrorz
He ain't got time for joy.
TK421isAFK
But then where would they get the joy they get from staging these videos?
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TK421isAFK
Seriously, dude - nothing makes you look more like a virgin incel than repeatedly making these moronic comments.
DanielAsparagus
lol. Yeah
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Kind looks like it could be calamari. So to eat that much you definitely have to eat it that fast. I can't stand the stuff when it is even slightly cooled
LeifHietala
One of my greatest joys is having determined early in life that beer is gross, and then never making any effort whatsoever to change that perception.
Myoron
I lost most of my taste to chemo a long time ago, there isn't much joy in eating anymore.
ToenailClippingsJar
Sucks when that happens huh?
I’m now 15 years out of it and now things start to taste sweet and savory again without adding loads of spices to food. On average though, still tastes cardboardy overall.
During chemo everything tasted like cardboard. Even water. Absolutely made eating ‘a necessity’ to thwart nausea. And then in short bits, because full belly could trigger nausea.. but hey.. we live I guess?
Myoron
Yep, at this point I'd rather just be uploaded to the mainframe, tired of the biology part lol
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
Everybody wants some!
NachoPete
I want some more!
decarnatedame
I want my two dollars!
CyanideBreathMint
And the whole process to readily digest the food.
ancalime
Just put the sticks up your butt, then you're also meal prepping.
manwithsevenlivers
Why'd you have to come and make things so constipated🎶
Jakesonyou
See the way you’re choking that shit down, gets so constipated