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How to build a campfire
How to build a hammock
ifiknewwhattoputidputitherebutidontsoiwont
Could've used this last month......
ShoopDeDoop
With the sleeping bag one - If it's cold out, put tomorrows clothes in the bottom of your sleeping bag before going to sleep to warm them up
SigmaVirus
Glancing at the first page I thought this was going to be a guide on beating my bratwurst. I am disappointed.
FuzzyLama
I don't wanna know how many were not familiar with how to start a fire.
MongoLloydSuperstar
Instructions unclear, cut along the lines
FeloniousDrunk101
So... Boyscouts 101
redswhinez
pic of axe + pics of arms/hands = very confusing
sonicpp
As an eagle scout, I confirm this info as accurate.
idiotn00b
+1 for not using either "lifehacks" or "manliness" anywhere
idontwannabeme
So where does this swiping right come into the process?
copingcabana
Is it true people can start a fire using the Tinder app on their iPhone watch?
POOPEVERYWHERE
TIL that the first step to starting a fire is to download tinder.
noddie
and then install it on Kindle
OnBelay
Sleep with your next day's outfit tucked in the sleeping bag. That way they are warm in the morning! Nobody likes cold clothes!
nekodon
Step 1 - cut off arm
aShogunNamedMarcus
Enjoy wasting 5 minutes of your life on the perfectly cooked S'More. I'll just keep setting the fuckers on fire and blowing em out
clutchthepearls
Then eating the outer layer of burnt goodness off and putting it back in the fire again.
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
Skeeter Defeater. Good job on that one.
ThisYes
I was looking to see if someone thought it as funny as I do. Noice.
tonybaby
Instructions unclear: amputated arm, set on fire
beejabah
I need to... disarm you...
SluttyToast
Hey OP! Found your dick. http://imgur.com/wADvicQ
SuperUse
How do i get wifi in the middle of the woods?
Pangs
Climb a tree. Hold out your phone. A little higher...
LittleQueenTrashMouth
"WEAR A HAT TO KEEP YOUR FEET WARM"
FavoritesAreMostlyOttersAndAss
It's true and it works.
Laycaris
Instructions unclear: tried to start fire with fingers.
Krylo
OR you could just stay inside your climate controlled house, sleep in your bed designed for personal comfort, and eat what you want.
Discoyo
I really never understood why camping is so awesome to people.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
How I start a campfire:
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Maniacal laughter is optional, yet encouraged.
baranovich
Nope definitely required
roninswanson
Designer canine? Sorry I prefer 4x4ing with my husky, thank you very much
binicorn
in your pack? that has to be one upset puppy when you finally open your bag. . .
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
"Use THIS body part for comparison." ...what if you're a 6'7'' and work with your hands? My wrist is bigger than your ankle. I'll estimate.
UristMcLazy
Eh, it's closer to a rough guideline than anything else. And tip: that "as high as your knee" is practical, but no fun.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Yeah, I remember my childhood shock when the (what I thought was huge overkill) pile of logs was gone by morning. I served my time gathering
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
2) wood in my teens. Mister Visa takes care of my log gathering these days.
Conconfun
Tinder instructions unclear, chopped up own hand
Letmeeatyourassplz
OH MY GOD. TINDER. THE APP. THE NAME IS A WAY TO MAKE THINGS HOT. HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT THAT.
patroy8
TIL my hair attracts mosquitos
neosn
So blonde hair attracts mosquitoes and dark colors (black hair) do too. At least now I know why I'm always covered in mosquitoes now.
youngcasper
Me too :( disappointing.
sonicpet
I'm happy I grew up in the forest and became immune to mosquito bites. Only annoying when they sting, no marks afterwards.
AUserNamedWaffle
I'm a blond who wears primarily dark clothing. In Texas, after the flooding.
quantumpacket
Welp. Sorry, hun. Yall dun goofed.
Pangs
Not really http://www.marquette.edu/magazine/recent.php?subaction=showfull&id=1277906400
GnomeHomo
Even mosquitoes know that blondes have more fun.
RedroverRedrover
I've always told people I attract more mosquitos and they never believe me! Now I have proof!
MovingtoAntarctica
Same! And I'm allergic to mosquito bites. If I'm out during dusk, generally I'll have about 5-10 welts. No one else gets bitten.
RedroverRedrover
I'm allergic too! I think so, anyway. They didn't use to bug me till I went to Venezuela and got very badly bitten by these other bugs. 1/2
RedroverRedrover
Those ones were super itchy, I don't even know what they are. Since then, mosquito bites have been insanely itchy as well. :( Sucks! 2/2
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
It's missing the bit where spreading vegemite over your ears chases mozzies away.
itsahollyday2
What's Vegemite?
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Australian chocolate. http://www.amazon.com/Vegemite-400g-Jar/dp/B002O10K6C
RedroverRedrover
It's not chocolate, is it? I thought it was savoury.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Oh heavens no, it's a sweet smooth chocolate, and worth eating by the tablespoon.
Solahbrah
thought the first pic was showing which parts of your arms work best for starting a fire...
whatspaulplayingtoday
God. me, too. I was just coming down to comment on that.
BlazingSun801
generous armload, Lol.
theclevernamegoeshere
Cut here and here for best effects
alfaz
This is top comment every time this post is reposted.
CimmieDarque
This is why I love this site. I'm not alone in my thoughts...mostly.
iamthechicken
I thought the same thing. And it made me hungry.
sexualtyrannosaurus
Yeah so did I, now I'm all right.
AlcoholicAtaxia
The tindr parts
BlepBlepBIep
Glad I'm not the only one
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
I was about to say.
RedeyeX
Id say i feel you on that, but i cant feel anything my right arm anymore.. someone call a doctor... please.
Moefassa
Hahaha yeah me too. I was so confused there for a few seconds. Guess I need coffee. Brb
eviscera
Came here to make this comment. I am not alone.
PoppinLochNessHopster
same top comment as last time this was reposted
noobule
Yeah I saw an axe, and a bunch of cutting lines across human limbs. Mildly alarming
HorseMeatHeaven
That's how the boy scouts do it.
aceandduce
Speaking from experience that's why the majority of people "give up"
ChrisFrom
I thought the same thing last time this was posted.
Anotherlevel34
Same. Thought it was going to be a satire post about something. Was disappointed
WhatzitTooya
Pro-tip: Start with chopping off only your weak hand and tape the axe to the remaining stump to chop off your strong hand afterward.
Dnmeq
Chop off smaller parts of your body to build up an immunity to chopping off larger parts
Moefassa
OK as a European... I'm always seeing you 'Muricans go apeshit over smores, but it's not a thing here. Could somebody make a video? Please?
Hawkmoth
You're killin' me, smalls. https://youtu.be/XlddDZkkxCc
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SheepInWolfClothing
You bust a graham cracker in half, toast a marshmallow to your liking, and stick the marshmallow and some chocolate between the halves.
SheepInWolfClothing
It's really quite a popular snack for camping trips here in the US.
buttsnbuttsnbuttsnbutts
You are missing out, my friend
Klumpfisk
As another European, they're pretty common where I'm from, we just don't have a nickname for them.
Moefassa
Judging from your name, I'm guessing that's .no .sk or .dk - right?
Klumpfisk
Yeah :)
RoseFaery
A British person reviewing a microwave smore maker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSXCwmKcDSI
SheepInWolfClothing
Also, for some reason I'm bothered by the fact that he didn't stop the microwave at 1 second and go "Bomb Defused."
SheepInWolfClothing
"Are they ALL broken?" Yes. Every freaking time.
Moefassa
That was funny AND instructive. Thanks :)
RoseFaery
Glad you liked it. Mike J is one of my favorite reviewers & I figured it'd be perfect for this situation.
SlickerThanNick
get a graham cracker, 2 pips of Hershey's chocolate, 1 marshmallow. place chocolate on graham cracker, set aside. 1/?
SlickerThanNick
Roast/Toast/Light your marshmallow on fire. Put it on top of the chocolate. Smother the marshmallow with the other half of the cracker. 2/?
SlickerThanNick
The roasted/toasted/lit on fire marshmallow will melt your chocolate depending on how hot you get it. S'mores are better when they're gooey.
noddie
for real, that's more effort than I'm willing to use on a snack
SheepInWolfClothing
The only real effort involved is finding a friend with a gas stove or a firepit when you're inexplicably in the mood for a s'more at two AM.
SlickerThanNick
i only make them when i go camping. provides entertainment around the campfire.