CGODO2N
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Job satisfaction must be high here.
#sloweryouslut #CookieCuttingCrew
Dec 17, 2019 7:13 AM
CGODO2N
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#sloweryouslut #CookieCuttingCrew
Hooishais6
gotigs
Does the pineapple one actually need that last push at the bottom?
Smes
How to figure out how many cm you need? How to measure the circumcision?
tarquinious
slidewhistlesymphony
Meanwhile, down at the cookie cutter factory, things are going swimmingly.
MyBigMouth
That last one thou, sloooowed to perfection
AlexandraIce
Yes. Perfect satisfaction!
JockoV
BRAZZERS
Pulunen
Three hours into the twelve hour shift and I'd enter the stage of uncontrollable gasms.
DemonFluffer1000
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Am I alone in ‘hearing’ gifs?
gekkepoes
I always wondered how they make cookiecutters
NikolaiJakovtheheadoftheKGB
That's a lot of engineering for a cookie cutter
amildpsychosis
I thought medieval torture device.
DemonFluffer1000
What is my purpose? You remove cookie cutters from the cookie cutter maker.
HandsomeJack19
I had this job once. I was in charge of making the cock and balls molds for the bachelorette party line.
SpareWare
I would accidentally grab it before it was done and get my fingers smashed
Zapathasura
Oooooooooooo......... Who lives in a pineapple made out of steel?
MarkPenrice
I've sometimes wondered how cookie cutters are formed. I never thought it'd be anything quite so brilliant as this.
UnemployedInGreenland
Peebsy
Yes, until you slam your fingers in too soon
pirogoeth
Wheres the one that makes the baby yoda shaped cutters?
katsumiblisk
The least satisfying must be sorting bungee cords at the factory
Munchman347
What the hell is that last one? A reindeer? An Angel? A map of Cookiestan?...
itmightbeamemorableday
Seems like the loader's job could be done by a magnetic robot arm...
WorkingOnArrival
checkcheckheyhey1212
I bet this is a machine you need to press a button with both hands and a foot to operate
BirdLady
At least I hope so
realfakegamer
It has a lever
Retromorphic
But what about the other foot? Im sure i could get that stuck in there somehow
checkcheckheyhey1212
I figured the operator should keep a foot for balance
Woestkonijn
Just use your fucking head. Don't stick your hands where you wouldn't stick your dick.
Chols
This is true. However most heavy equipment is not intuitive to new employees not trained properly.
Rezol
You overestimate how much attention a bored worker pays on a Friday afternoon. "I'm just gonna..."-mentality literally kills people.
PrincePiggo
Unless it's in China. Health and safety isn't a huge priority over there.
somnif
Yep, need a far reach over the work surface to turn on, and the buttons loose so just hold it in while it runs, okay?
CGODO2N
To stop you playing with yourself whilst you watch it ye?
checkcheckheyhey1212
If your hands are occupied they won't be smashed
CumsInPies
Id use my free foot
Squelchtone
This post is ananas. A N A N A S
EvilLyn01
Put...Put your dick in it.
userfriendly19777
There´s a lot of preassure in this line of work.
OrdinarilyBob
STINKPICKEL
So, where are pineapple Christmas cookies a Tradition ? The Islands?
johnragsdale80
Moravian Sugar Cookies. Old Salem NC. They are also famous for the Moravian Star at Christmas.
STINKPICKEL
I googled that under images, and didn't see a single fucking pineapple cookie anywhere. The star ones yeah but no pineapples.
STINKPICKEL
Once again imgurians DV the truth.
johnragsdale80
https://www.spoonforkbacon.com/lime-sugar-cookies-with-pineapple-buttercream/
STINKPICKEL
Oh MAN ! COOKIES n icing, so good tasting, so bad for your body. All that yummy sugar.
johnragsdale80
I didn't either actually.
sumosapiens
wargodmax
I like how when she runs around she's doing like a 3 or 4 foot radius to get behind her
SuspiciousCactus
Ah the Hidden Finger Jutsu, Thousand Years of Death
CaptainMarkoRamius
Secret finger jutsu: One Thousand Years of Death!
KiwiGameDev
duckshooter
sykoticflaw
KANCHOOOOOOOO
Muttons1337
かんちょ〜
Muttons1337
The wavy little tilde is important for emphasis.
Soultigerr
Source? And:
Lutki
.
Jetthix
https://myanimelist.net/anime/6205/K%C3%A4mpfer
KnightStriker
.
Colanah
"Hormones, fists, and other body parts will fly as the daring, new gender-bender defender must become a contender or die!" On my list now.
wispu
Dot
turianfleet
Dotto
iknowitsnotbutter
CptDynamite
Yakkystudy
.
FoxySpirit
Okay thirsty guys n gals: this one is bad. Really. Find something else to fap to.
Jetthix
DonttellyourSOyoulookatthese
.
MarkPenrice
"Effeminatized"... come on people, there's proper words for these things. On which note, TIL what "Hideyoshi" is thanks to that article.
TheMojaveWanderer
. cheers my dude
MayaMacabre
. K
deviatepiez
"Gender bender defender"
MarkPenrice
Oh, like that helps distinguish itself amongst endless other animes and webcomics...
SpecialProjectY
"Waking up transformed into a beautiful girl might be the stuff of some guys' fantasies...(...)"
MarkPenrice
Wait, so That One Doujin I once saw sharing the name wasn't just some R-rated fan riff on a show, but using its actual main concept?
SpecialProjectY
I'm afraid so...
DatDarthCaedus
Since ya already have source, here's also an explanation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanch%C5%8D
Wizardicus
RolandLovecraft
Yo. In Japan multiple people have died or been injured by having compressed air being blasted into their anus.
MarkPenrice
I thought they were the ones doing the blasting, on purpose, at gas stations?
OrdinarilyBob
OMG! That's a thing!?! (With sound)
orion42m
What the fuck is this from?
MarkPenrice
Japan's Got Talent. 2017 winning entry. Like everything else in Japan, it's animated over there.
Reaping
Carole and Tuesday, Netflix show. Episode 9
OrdinarilyBob
I wish I knew... Honestly, just something I picked up on Teh Instarwebs one day.