PixelVide
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You guys are alright, if you ever come to New Orleans first rounds on me.
Jan 15, 2017 9:20 AM
PixelVide
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You guys are alright, if you ever come to New Orleans first rounds on me.
Kromerag
You're officially and older man, go find a young baby factory with daddy issues.
DalesEatsSnales
17, no spouse, 1 dog, doing ok.
ArtOzz
32. I know what Im doing. I dont know why Im doing it.
thornmallow
30. ex-husband, one kid. If I had a clue, I'd sell it to buy a house.
devilprobably
35 - 1 kid, not married, 1-bedroom apartment, no excitement. Saving for a house so I don't have much of a life.
Ciprriano
35 , divorced at 22 , no gf since then, kidney transplant , unemployed for 15 years , no clue on what I'm doing
CeruleanSky1988
28, still living with parents, shits too expensive to do anything, absolutely no clue what I'm doing
InnocentMalice
Soon 21, lost my boyfriend, 2 jobs, no degree, no kids, no idea what do with my life.
PixelVide
Find something you love to do, get involved in a community, find someone you like in there and BAM! :) Might be tough with 2 jobs though?
Thneitis
Well you've got enough money for a beer, so you got that going for you!
thezale19
All anyone could ever ask for
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
You have a fancy candle. Sometimes, that is enough.
rainmakerab
He's obviously at a piano bar
elinveronicap
33, hungover, just ordered pizza. Know exactly what I'm doing.
peprl
Turned 31 today - no husband, no kids and no clue either. Heading to New Orleans in October though
HalifaxSamuels
I don't know why I love reading random peoples' life stories so much, even in brief summary like this. It's just so interesting to me.
NicePlaceYouHaveHere
37, divorcing. Fucked up my life, one kiddo, a lot of payments and absolutely making it up as I go.
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
You've had a beer and you've got a clipboard and a candle. You know what to do.
PixelVide
Someone's training to be a detective.
shaggysmomhasgotitgoingon
OMG you are drinking blue moon in nola? what about abita?
PixelVide
I keep hearing about it, never tried it. Will do next time.
netterzkastle
36, single, no kids, and my kitty is terminal :(
Hookersplaymore
At least you're drinking good beer. Cheers.
ebrad7
24, no girlfriend, no kids, 37k in debt, no clue what I'm doing
TheUnknownPioneerInHolmesianMindPalace
You and I have a lot in common, except the debt part. I have lower debts
shaggysmomhasgotitgoingon
talk to a financial advisor or read dave ramsey. you can do it!!
IveKilledBefore
Pretty much the same here. Only difference is my lighting comes from electricity and my beer taste good.
DarkSideOfNeptune
52, wife, two kids, no clue what I'm doing. Back atcha.
roguephoenix
Thought you said you had 52 wives for a moment there.
terribleontheinside
Same as you, but. I have two girls. I lose.
CherryEmpress
As one of two daughters, :(
terribleontheinside
I love my girls. They don't cause probkems and are good children. I'm the asshole. ;^]
HarleyQuinnRomance
27, nothing but crippling student loan debt and eventually a law degree.
Clocke138
Dude none of us know what we are doing.
5tradivariuS
Thats the funny part in "life"
JustBecauseIRockDoesntMeanImMadeOfStone
So much this >.<
KharnApproves
That's how you know you're an adult, realizing that most of us are just kind of stumbling through life
Clocke138
And cheers!
Gr8GoogleyMoogley
I graduate in May. Can confirm, no clue what the hell I'm gonna do.
nakedvibe
I know what I'm doing. Getting some donuts! Help me outta the booth here boys.
offyourmumsteeth
I know what you are doing.
flashkobe
Touching yourself
flashkobe
Touching yourself
Clocke138
Then please let me know. I would really like to know what I am doing.
Clashoftheclams
Upvote blue moon , fucking great ale , you single and free fucking hero of mine...
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ohschist
Witbier is an ale
PixelVide
Guessing you have wife and kids? Sometimes I think about looking for a single mom, get it over with.
shiftingillusion
Don't do it for the sake of doing it. Just live the way you feel comfortable and it'll fall into place :)
Chrizzlephaa
Worst beer I've ever tasted. No drink should contain coriander.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
What's a better drink?
Chrizzlephaa
Yorkshire blackout has topped my list for a while but it's hard to find. I like darks, stouts and porters personally :)
thelovechildofhitlerandstalin
16, no job, no wife, no kids. I think I'm doing this right...
VeniceKnight
Ur off to good start
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
37, no job, no wife, no kids, no girlfriend, no money, no selfrespect. Don't become like me. Stay in school and don't forget to socialize.
KimTheGreat
16 as well, no husband, no kids, just moved and yeah I'm doing this right I think as well...
veritas1980
me too las month on the 30th. @OP
PixelVide
Well cheers to you my friend :)
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
@OP; 51, exhausted from a marathon marriage, four kids, no clue on what I'm doing either. Just keep doing. One foot, then the other.
PixelVide
Here here, my friend. Next time I go out to the bar alone I'll have one in your name.
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
Awww, thanks - that made my day! :)
martyflynn
Where's ur pint glass with orange wedge?
PixelVide
martyflynn
Shedevilz
37 - husband, no kids and 3 bananas that's about to go bad - and no clue either! Chin up - your path is just as good!
krissykross
Thanks for the banana reminder!
PixelVide
Cheers to you, and please don't let that sweet sweet potasium go to waste!
Shedevilz
PunchInTheDicker
Just push them straight into your facehole
Shedevilz
ilovecake
Make cookies! Bananas, oats, honey, chocolate chips, chopped nuts...so good! I've got a recipe if you're interested.
Shedevilz
ilovecake
JustBecauseIRockDoesntMeanImMadeOfStone
Ok now I'm hungry.
ilovecake
Shedevilz
Username checks out!
ilovecake
potatoardvarkhybrid
43, dead wife(cancer, I didn't kill her) , 3 kid, no clue what I'm doing
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pancakeisi
Same. Turned 21 5 days ago
TheBlueGenie
Trooper
mrmlttens
One of my biggest fears :/ I'm sorry though buddy
Anotherunsuspectingvictim
24, good shape, likes older women, just commenting for you widows.
roorooter
Smooth.
TrijezniMujo
That sounds like an awfully specific clarification.
justlivinthedream
Of course, that's EXACTLY what someone who killed their wife would say.
Peacht3a
Haha the greatest dark joke of the week
Viva0501
U keep on putting one foot ahead of the other, brother. U r doing better than u think
edm2016
38, wife, 2 little ones. With my wife doing a good job together. Feel like I have a bit of a clue. Feel lucky and blessed. +ve thoughts 4all
SvarvSven
Divorced, one son (he just turned 18) but he keeps living with me (for a while more at least).
ramboacdc
well at least you cleared up you didn't kill the wife!
hassythegreat
Sorry for your loss, but I immediately thought of Homer Simpson: "I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"
Madcaplaughs84
Is it bad I laughed at the clarification?
smoothaseff
I laughed myself. See you in hell.
TheSacrificialButter
No, that's just what a murderer would say
captainshtfkr
22 , Cephalopod, 8 tentacles, bilaterally symmetric body with three hearts. Floating majestically through the ocean. No clue.
shaggysmomhasgotitgoingon
Hank?
SandalsandSocks
Very under rated comment.
MumblingSaint
@tinyoctopus
SandalsandSocks
Very under rated comment
imgurianitarian
Cthulhu?
SandalsandSocks
Very under rated comment
PixelVide
Sorry for your loss friend, next time I will have a drink in your honor.
danceswithdogs
I think I might have found your problem.
potatoardvarkhybrid
cheers, I'll have drink for you right now.
BlackDragoness
You guys can get hitched and raise the children together. Perfect ending, yay for beer.
voku
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Yasss
shaggysmomhasgotitgoingon
42, widow, one daughter. I always joke I didn't kill my hubby either. you have to laugh or you will cry.
potatoardvarkhybrid
that's it. having to tell yourself that life is good (because it sort of is and there is nothing you can do to change what happened)
shaggysmomhasgotitgoingon
My life is so good. I am so thankful for our time together and I wouldn't have my heathen child otherwise!
koopaya
And you have it going on, which is nice
shaggysmomhasgotitgoingon
aww thank you ♡♡
1metalnation
I adore that you called your children heathens. Ever find yourself in northern Colorado, dinner is on me (single dad, mom isn't dead)
shaggysmomhasgotitgoingon
Deal! I wanted to move to CO but the cost of living is insane!!
ilovecake
So...you're 42, he's 43, both have kids....and you're both single.
potatoardvarkhybrid
Im in Australia....
ohheywhatsup
It looks like you found a... mate!
shaggysmomhasgotitgoingon
I'm in Memphis. Long way for a love connection
ilovecake
Nope! With the Internet in this day & age, nothing is too far. I live in California, and I've done long distance all the way to the U.K..