GreatEmuWar
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Jan 11, 2022 4:31 AM
GreatEmuWar
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applesforjuice
#10 did he actually ever come back?
Lontri
#46 I try to make sure that I don't wake people up. Letting people sleep is love.
teknojo
Just about everything in this post made me lol, and those that didn't made me chuckle. +1
Sexycletus1337
#5 "the propeller" is where its at tho
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
#23 Sloths' entirely survival plan is, "Keep it on the DL."
EverydayIdleness
#1 is someone having fun and their jackass friend not going along with it. Come on, let people have goofy fun.
applesforjuice
#46 this is true for me but I've honestly never woken up after whoever is sleeping in the same bed as me. If you move to get up I wake up
SirPhobosKnightofMarsBeaterofAss
don't call 995 call... 0118 999 881 999 119 7253
Fistouille
#2 While the object is real, the year is definitely not
somethingstupidandclever
If it is real it is worth A LOT of monies. I'm in the business. Just sold an embroidery practice piece for 900 usd. Saw another go 1200
EaNasirIsABastard
Why?
therealquenz
#2 well you should'nt, because it is'nt
somnif
I mean, it is 'real', the object exists, it's just lying to you. Tis inauthentic.
rosedahhling
These are excellent!!
FerdinandDaBull
#45 Imagine what?
zersana
Someone explain #16 pls
dj5897
The disappearing Ho?
Roughbuddha
BerenstAin vs BerenstEin
Fejerro
#35 Aww, look at the happy couple!
tsehmwl
Gay!
BigIdeas
#18 Great, so now I have to feel guilty while I die.
qtRaven
#12 Look I didn't need to be called out personally like this.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
#2 it's not real
SmokiestLemming
#24
HisBubbliness
#16. Because typos aren't a thing, right?
ZebraCockSandwich
its not a typo - there are tons of copies of books with both spellings, no one knows why there are two different spellings. even the SAME 1/
ZebraCockSandwich
titles sometimes have prints with both spellings. I think it might be American vs UK market, but they are both in both places too. *shrug*
HumanFromPlanetEarth
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
Emo with a glow stick
Mythanris90
#1 Fucking racist
alternator43
#16 I would like to know more about the disappearing ho, and also the stranger those imposter bears learned about.
UrbanSatyr
#36
TheBisexualestBoyInTheVillage
VIVE LA PLUTO!!!
InsertYourOpinionHere
#24 ......ugh, I beg your pardon, wut?
BrockEffingSamson
You'd understand it better if you had more life force.
peacefulwarlord
#16 I fucking knew it
ExTechOp
The fact that even the official versions have had the mistake could go into https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berenstain_Bears#Name_confusion
Klaxun
This is what happens when worlds collide
CherBearStare
Is this a typo????? Omg I need to see more.
Letmelookatpictures
We've been lied to this whole time
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
"Gaslit by the Mandela effect" wow, it sounds like one of those "pounded in the butt by ..." books on Amazon
alternator43
AlwaysHasBeen.jpg
HillOfBeans
There has to be some fucken reason. Copyright protection or different markets… I knew I’d seen both but ‘stain was always what I remembered.
BishlamekGurpgork
The creator's family name was Berenstain, but there's been ongoing confusion because everybody expects stein so hard that they literally
BishlamekGurpgork
And distinctly remember that name, even making it into more than one publication if I recall.
peacefulwarlord
I always thought stein
applesforjuice
#3 my best friend is lesbian, new years she was drunk and said "sorry but your ass just needs to be groped" while groping it. It was nice
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
I'm afraid I'm going to need a picture of said ass for confirmation of thiccness.
applesforjuice
Just a regular ass on a regular dude. She was concerned the cheek my wallet was on didn't get groped enough bc wallet in the way
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Not sure I'd call an ass that tempts lesbians 'regular', but you do you you majestic assed beast.
dj5897
Hell yeah, It was probably asstronomical!!!
applesforjuice
Lol she works for SpaceX and I bought her a painting of an astronaut bc she loves space maybe I'll use an asstronaughtical pun for the card
OliverKlosof
Just gonna slide #24 in there like we didn't read it?
BigBuckeyeZ
I think we all saw it, checked out mentally and kept scrolling to comments to make sure we weren't alone
LexAeterna18
came down here at the comments right away after reading it.
busterfixxitt
No idea what you're talking about. Ain't nothing there. ? Look at me. Ain't. Nothing. There. ?
madguy50
It's called physics, look up conservation of energy. This guy is a scientist inside and out.
SxBobOmb09
Come again?
BrockEffingSamson
No thanks, I just ate.
SxBobOmb09
Chinese? Cream of Sum Yung Guy?
BrockEffingSamson
But especially inside
GreatEmuWar
Hahaha all of these were mostly downloaded from Imgur itself, so there's one poor guy out there who actually did this.
itsahorse
"mostly"
HedonistBeard
Downloading someone else's confession bear is weird enough, but reposting it and claiming it's not about you is too weird to bear.
peterbozeman
Sure, dude. Sure.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
"One poor guy out there" = My "friend"
batttyroy
“Allegedly”
batttyroy
Nice
RandomSecretFart
WheezyLex
Well…ew, in my opinion.
dukegonzo
There is almost an expectation for men's partners to swallow, the boy was just getting some practice in.
ShooterMcGrabbin
I'm personally of the belief that if someone doesn't want to do something sexually, they shouldn't have to. But that's just me.
dukegonzo
100% culturally though it was expected of people. Doesn't make it right
4noku
I want to go back to a time where I didn't read that. And I'm a guy who has sex with other guys.
Grif2005
well we could always knock u out cold maybe the memory Loss makes u forget it ^^
40185
You’re just jealous he figured out a loophole. What loophole? I dont know. But my comment is so bad that you can’t prove it wrong. Checkmate
HoldMeMort
Found another hole you say?
40185
DesignatedDrinker
sjleegketting
I automagically read this in Leslie Nielsen's voice. I can't switch it off.
40185
That makes me happier than you could ever know.
Bobothehobomcjojo
But it's just recycling though... It's good for the planet!
FetchtheRaven
Cc would agree.
Schubidubiduuh
#44 you know that girls also like compliments. Like actual complements and not a pathetic try to get into their pants.
JPDG
As a man, you have to be very careful giving a woman a compliment. It's often taken as harassment.
Schubidubiduuh
Do you want that attention? If your answer is no, leave her alone. As long as you are not able to handle that yourself, stop dishing it out!
Schubidubiduuh
Because you can't read a room. Imagine a man, twice your size, comes up to you and says to you what you're about to say to this woman?
JPDG
I'd start laughing and be like, "I'm straight as an arrow, bro."
Schubidubiduuh
Yeah, then he gets offended bc you reject him and starts calling you a "trap" bc you look as if you would. You don't want to understand.