ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
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Apr 2, 2026 4:27 AM
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
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gtotherizzle
Addiction affects the frontal lobe causing the addict to frequently make irrational decisions. It's one of the symptoms of the disease
tinytyrant
i have zero interest in this fool. or golf for that matter. the fuck is golf?
hufflesnuff
Fuck drunk driving.
But at the same time, where I live, there are no Ubers. They simply don't exist in a lot of the US. I can hop a train to Boston or NYC 10 minutes from my house, but Uber and Doordash etc. don't happen in my neck of the woods in Rhode Island. It also is either an hour north or west drive to Providence or New Haven to get to an Apple Store. And there is no Costco in the state. So on and so forth.
rolliefingers
He tries and tries but every time he tries to get a driver everyone always assumes he means a golf club, and he ends up drunk behind the wheel AGAIN. WHERE WILL IT END?!?
irisewithredeyes
Jimthebutler
Has enough money to have a personal driver, or never leave his house, or hell, I bet the man could afford to move to a closer house every time he was too drunk to get home.
metroid2
Dont forget hiring a personal rickshaw operator. That way he could drink and roll.
duktayp
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
Don't tell me that came from the post I made right before this one?
VolcanoHerder
I don't know why you're talking about, he has a ton of Drivers https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dHI5aWd4ZWVrbDF5cnM3MmprMWhqN2thZm9lZW5rdWk2enA2Y2VkYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/akiHW8qDydkm4/200w.webp
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
Oof, puns! My weakness!
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Didn't his first wife return one to him as he was driving away?
VolcanoHerder
I bet he asked the arresting officer to treat him in a fair way.
VolcanoHerder
I heard his car had issues, it was just barely putting along
GOWood
I heard he was a bit Hangry and told to have a sand wedge