DarthLordJay
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May 23, 2017 8:07 PM
DarthLordJay
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Rokayas
That when my dad took my nose, he really took it. Then I threw his away in the trash out of revenge.
ChristinaNotChristine
My dad used to tell me I was too young to get headaches. I really thought that was true until I was like 13.
CookPassBabtridge
That a haggis was a little rodent that only came out early new years morning, my dad would wake me up holding a net at 5am every year
SaraNayde
If I pulled a certain nail out of the wall the house would fall down. Pulled it out. House didn't fall down. How I learned Santa wasn't real
DukeOfChutney608
hard work = good pay and a good life.
Tootles5
I thought every 1k years the human population died and a new one came up. I thought that was why Y2K was such a big deal. Cried hard on NYE
ThisIsANewName
When I first saw a vagina I thought there was a hair-like thing coming out of it which was supposed to go into the male's urethra during sex
drwarp
That all cats are female, and that all dogs are male. Also, that someone loved me...
DarthLordJay
I thought the cats and dogs things. You should have known that no ones loves you tho. Jk lol
L0StWaNdErEr
Bigfoot lived in the woods behind my granparents farm house.
ifounditunderthere
That being grown up was cool
RitchEss
America is free
CaspianQuix
I believed my dad would come back some day.
whothehellareyouanyway
I thought a can of tuna contained one tuna. One fish per can. Then one day I saw a live tuna and it blew my fucking mind.
macfett
That if I told anyone the touchings would get worse.
Dartmuthia
bigbar
I thought Americans loved America.
procrastius
That I was special and people loved me
Davehoax
That dogs can't look up.
Lefty2k59
I believed the world was in black and white back in the 50's. Cause, you know, tv re-runs.
leinnai
Pigeons were eagles.
electrouser5
I thought that everything had a black outline, like in comics. I used to try to find them by looking really close at edges of stuff ????
EeyoreOnMonday
My parents called the Ice Cream truck the Trala Truck, it just drove around playing music for everyone to enjoy.
NobleGhost117
My dad told me when I was like 4 that Firefighters look like Darth Vader. I was terrified of firefighters for the next few years.
raptorheyzues
That Hot Dog's came from cutting of dog penises. And this somehow made female dogs.
blueknot
If I had a loose eyelash, I would put it in my hand, blow on it & make a wish. If it vanished, the wish would come true.
blueknot
Sometimes, I pulled one that wasn't loose too. Ow!
ParanoidWithGoodCause
I believed in basic human decency, silly right?
SleeperXib
I believed that everyone had it.
VillagerJeff
I thought that different languages were just letter shuffles of each other. Like a w in English was a b in Spanish or something like that.
exlurker42
I was under the impression that pipe cleaners were for unclogging tiny, high-pressure water pipes. I had never seen a smoking pipe.
SleeperXib
I assumed they were just craft supplies based on tools for cleaning pipes
exlurker42
well...yeah. The colored ones. I just had a very incorrect interpretation of the type of pipe lol.
SleeperXib
I thought what they were based on was for plumbing.