Tree-mendous

Apr 22, 2024 10:49 PM

TheJokerXX

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Never seen "hinge" done like that, it's genious, I tells ya.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no TIMMMMMBERRRRRR!!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And this is why I hired a guy to cut my trees last week.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like a glove!

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Whump

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

There it is

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok starting sound reminded me of this awesomeness

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2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

Bravo!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hinge cut.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is the first time I’ve seen that method of controlling/ directing a tree fall. Genius! Probably won’t work in every case but when you need it and can do it, it’s awesome! Nice.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's for stopping the butt end from bouncing sideways and hitting the house, rather than for directing the fall strictly speaking. I've seen this done loads of times badly and unnecessarily since someone first went viral with it, but this was done absolutely perfectly.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want to know how they practice for this. Do they end up setting up plastic houses and using old stumps? Is it like connect the dots but with a chainsaw designed by an engineer? Time spent meditating on the internals of the tree?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

go to any tree, get 2 metal stakes. walk away from tree about 10 or so feet. place stakes in ground 2 feet apart. go back and cut the tree. if you manage to get the fallen tree between the 2 stakes the your good. if not pick another tree.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You just do it in the woods and try to cut the tree so it falls between these specific other trees. If you are extra involved you can spray paint the lines onto the ground, but who does that.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

!!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My buddy is an arborist, and this sort of shit scares me, on his behalf. He's only had one bad fall in his career, but he basically fell 30 feet (holding the branch that was going down with him), and he walked away with just a broken clavicle, and some broken ribs. I did take care of a patient who was nearly paralyzed when a branch he was cutting fell awkwardly and hit him square in the spine!!! Scary scary stuff!!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Basically identical

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beauty of a hinge

2 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 2

System of a down

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did he actually cut up from the cube he removed?

Like did he just cut out a cube and then two horizontal cuts or did he do two vertical cuts from the bottom

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

An example of the process. https://www.reddit.com/r/FellingGoneWild/s/VprKiUy9pW

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Likely the vertical cuts from the top of the hinge. Much, MUCH harder to cut with the trailing edge of a chainsaw. The saw to do all kinds of dangerous things if you try that. But that also means he used four plunge cuts, which are crazy hard to get right.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When you like your house unsmashed, hire a professional.

2 years ago | Likes 365 Dislikes 2

The professionals won't even give me a quote or return my calls, so I guess I'm gonna live with the tree in my roof. Next house - clear the property completely and salt the earth.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But also at the same time, if they smash it, they're insured.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Or when you like yourself unsmashed, hire a professional. Neighbor of mine died when he was cutting a big limb of a tree in his backyard and it fell on him.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Preferably one with excellent insurance.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad hired a guy to cut down trees. He said payment at the end. My dad agreed. Day 1, guy comes in, cuts trees, leaves. Calls my dad asking for half the money. Dad reluctantly gives it to him. Day 2, guy comes in barely able to tell left from right. Smashes a fence and cuts power to my dad’s house in one fell swoop. Dad calls electric company, fires dude on the spot and tells him he isn’t getting another cent. Guy leaves with no argument.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That would not qualify as a professional

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I don't know where the video is, but there was one of a guy cutting his own tree, and it went the wrong way and hit his house. In it you can sew the roof knocked off a bit and can hear him loudly cuss.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

.. How did you get pictures of my dad doing that in 1983?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Government surveillance drones that look like pigeons .

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0