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Jun 12, 2024 2:54 AM
defrostedtauntaun
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polarbearbaby
Isn’t Drumph 6’3” & 230 lbs too? What an athlete! /s
cbjfan
Wonder if he's related to Parker Titsworth, former Ohio University lineman.
zanaria
Surprised his parents didn't name him Howmuchisur...
Theguywiththejokes
If he becomes a star people will say of other pitchers, "He's not even a Titsworth."
AthosUnderPressure
I know that kid! I know his dad too.
wootusmagootus
tarquinious
Middle initial: P
VodkaReindeer
I bet his friends call him Big
animatronicChristmasChickens
Back boobs
whoatherebigfella
Animorphs
I had an argument in highschool with staff and a student. They were talking about basketball uniforms and were considering doing first name initial than their last name. This guy’s first initial was C. His last name was Hink. After I asked them how they would pronounce it if it was one word they saw the problem.
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
goflyblind
CloseupCaptionReaction
The usa has so many German Town names...
Jimbo64
It's a holdover from when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
ClaudBalls
I need a titsworth of sugar. (two cups)
Rendova
And his knuckleball is....popcorn! Get your popcorn!
Snooj
Someone need to put little dots inside those zeros.
Kyrorayne
Look, that's 6'3" 230lbs. Orange lard is not that.
Isalan88
I hope his middle name is Peter, cos then he's Drew P. Titsworth.
Odincdaj522004
Mike Truk!
Rabidbacon
Call JG Titsworth 877 TITSNOW!
defrostedtauntaun
When you need tits in a hurry?
Jimbo64
They're my tits and I need them now!
defrostedtauntaun
Hahaha
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
"Titsworth 00"? ALL tits are worth more than 00.
ObiHaiv
The Kardashians would agree with you.
AstrophysicsDork
Yeah, but.. Drew Tits - Worth 00. Real ones, yeah. His I think might've been drawn. Lotta people are sayin it...
pyroshen
Sharpie little nips into the 00
MeowWoof
Nah man, the 00 represents the tits.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
But where are the nipples?
MrBismarck
Banned on imgur
MeowWoof
They're shy
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
It's no Rusty Kuntz, but it's good.
shuttlecockinakumquat
Konerko Getz Kuntz
ValamirCleaver
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Jay_Kuntz
Intabih4
Dick Trickle?
Oogibah
I personally like Johnny Dickshot
NorwegianSheepknuller
If you taste metallic down there they might be bleeding, I almost went back to the party before checking the mirror
NorwegianSheepknuller
Now, to be clear, I don't care about blood, but it sure would be a conversation starter for the others.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Mike Hunt, Dickens Cider (yeah not an actual persons name but hilarious all the same when you say it with an Australian accent) enters the chat
cusbuster
Mike Oxlong.
ShutUpMeh
Dixie Normus
amp99
amp99
cusbuster
NATA5
I used these names when I have to insert a fake name into conversation. Or if I have to name a character. Todd Bonzalez always cracks me up.
cusbuster
My favourite is the famous Italian/Scottish baseball player Mario McRlwain.
JackieTreehornProductions
Those are obviously hockey player names they stole
HeadJamistan
Fuck yeah was gonna post this if it wasn't here already! +1
Jimbo64
If this was about hockey, I wouldn't even question it.
Odincdaj522004
Mike Truk is always my favorite.
SecondSince
Saved for future character names!
mikeatike
Truk!
athomp78
Was this from Bases Loaded?
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Lol I was about to say "it's right up there with Bobson Dugnutt"
MrBismarck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c
defrostedtauntaun
Bobson Dognutt FTW
freakdiablo
"Why yes occifer, it is 104% legitimate American ID. My name is...Bobson Dognutt. Problem?"
Thorinori
Bobson was great, but he was definitely no Sleve McDichael
EvilStarLegacy
The meme tag is fake. I believe they took real names and changed some letters.
EvilStarLegacy
I got thumbed down but here's a whole thread of a guy who cracked the code one how they did it : https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/10lhir3/a_classic_that_i_always_go_back_to_fake_american/
cusbuster
Bobson Dugnutt?
EvilStarLegacy
A lot of the names are swapped of last names between 2 teams and changing one letter. Some teams used names of NHL players.
EvilStarLegacy
Guy here lays it all out, and explains where Bobson Dugnutt probably comes from : https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/10lhir3/a_classic_that_i_always_go_back_to_fake_american/