Apr 11, 2020 6:52 PM
Mobiusmonarch
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bellbebellbebell
looseneckwilly
Shiiiiiiiit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit...phew
nitehaBeast
That's not even funny! Scared the shit outta me!
TiefeWasser
This fucker wrote the promethus script.
P00Stars
Meanwhile his buddies are around the corner laughing. “Train Race”, the tide pod challenge of horse millennials
ihavethisusernameinparticular
Gigas85
Me that whole time....
FuzzyWolfy329
Meanwhile the conductor
Houkouha
Raigeki - Destroy all enemy monsters. (Banned)
SonderingStrike
I mean, sometimes people are Lso faster than trains.
SisyphusAndRock
Horsing around on the railway is dangerous!
thehotpinkmess
CrizzyX
Horses run about 35 mph. I feel awful that's someone's pet that broke loose
gaberham
@ElbowDeepInAHorse v
Hulagirl01
Why would you leave your horse in a pasture on a train track?
Ashrieka
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
FluffyTheFluffyDog
Looks like a runaway seeing that its bridle is still on. Doubt this one is gonna run away again any time soon!
QuanticChaos
Same exact thoughts from me
Chickenlicker
it looks more like a halter. looks like the horse was tied up somewhere and broke away
horseman05
Shiznit007
Fuk ya!
WhyWouldYouBelieveMeMyPantsAreOnFire
this stupid fuckin picture has me losing my goddamn mind over here, cackling like crazy. thanks
ArmyofFun
Let's get outta hurr!
silrath
Oh god that’s terrifying
Fuckme721
My lungs physically hurt I'm laughing too hard ??
BoredCreep
Yeah, but if that train had been going 120k/~72mph, that horse would be chunky salsa. Definitely not at top speed.
chargeling
Wtf is a k? km/h? (Japanese also says kilo to just about anything, and I hate it…)
Licensedsmartass
I am from Europe never heard K referred to Km/h in my life as without stating the unit it would mean 120.000-130.000
dumidiot
Everyone says kilo to everything. It's the global measurement.
Decoyape11
God horses are dumb.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
*people
ObtuseDoorFrame
Horses are most assuredly NOT dumb. They talk to each other. Maybe it was waiting for the fence to end before moving over.
prophet002
OK. "Not dumb" looks like running off of the track instead of down the track.
PatrikLilja
It most certainly aims for the open grass field,giving itself best chance to run as fast as possible. Very smart if it was a predator. 1/2
If it ran to the fence it would be a death sentence if it ran from a predator. It took Easiest to run path towards the grass field. 2/2
FBKatB3tadotcom1
@ElbowDeepInAHorse another one for the collection
Cranbananarama
Horses when they see an elbow coming for them.
isetprettygirlsonfire
@traindeepinahorse
ElbowDeepInAHorse
*smack smack smack!* Don't do that to me, ohmygod! D:
DeltaBladeX
OP is here. A friend sent it to me. He works as a machinist on trains. He says these model of trains can speed between 120-130 km / h.
abitskeptical
Here it slows down to about 30 kph
kyzentun
What's the stopping distance on that train if the operator sees a warning?
It depends on how fast it goes. My friend said a train needed a min. 2 minutes to stop when it was full loaded. Even if it wants to stop it.
An average passenger train would stop between 1 and 2 Km so if you see the horse it is late already.
That's what I figured, but I wanted a more exact number.
fpsnoob
It's definitely not moving anywhere near that speed though.
Most definitely not.
IllOnlyForgetThePasswordAgain
Certainly most definitely not.
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
Absolutely certainly most definately not.
IronGravyBoat
Quite
someVioletnight
Horse: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
legalimmigrant
You forgot the "ow" somewhere in there.
baals
Oh SHIT
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Train:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhHHHHHHH!!!
HippityDippity
Then the horse and I were thinking the same thing.
mattidude
If you look closely, that horse took the first realistic exit from the track.
CaptainLaserQuacker
Horse shit!
epicfail331
He knew what he was doing. That was the initiation to a horse gang.
JoeT85
so i heard "Shut the fuck up" can be a virtue. How about "Get the fuck out of the way"? can that be one too?
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
Anybody contact @ElbowDeepInAHorse yet?
lebensmuede
People “gotta get myself on track”. Horse “gotta get myself off track”.
camn333
"Why is it chasing me!?" -horse, probably
crankyoldgeezer
I nearly shit myself when he took a misstep.
tg2222222
Glue on the tracks...
nanonerd
As did I. My stomach dropped and I thought it was about to get very dark
dicklep1ck
I did
Rihn
*shat
PhotoWalk
I have enough trouble coordinating my missteps on two legs.
ScaryScarab
Absolute champion in the way he only took one, SO many chances to stick a hoof between a board.
alpacawacka
My dad was a train engineer. They hit a lot of wild animals in WY.
Splittmark
I wish for underpasses to help animals and not affect the train i mean we have train bridges . Just make then smaller and for animals
peachesforme
actually they have found over passes work better. animals are scared of being trapped in on 2 sides. but the overpasses they put soil on 1
so it's more like crossing a hill for them. no side guards but i guess they do ok 2
SienRaak
?
He said a train needed a min. 2 minutes to stop when it was full loaded.It wouldn't change anything if there was a human or an animal there.
curcuna
Is your friend turkish?
Yup.
Then I heard right :)
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
So that scene in breaking bad is inaccurate?
xxJohnxx77
No. Stopping distances depend on train weight and speed. Light & slow trains can stop quicker than fast & heavy trains.
LedBlimp
They have to slow down a mile before they stop
[deleted]
Yeah when I worked at a gravel pit I'd have to pull railcars from door to door to unload. Still doesn't stop on a dime tho
That was only with 25 fully loaded railcars tho.
superbest
The Prometheus school of running away from things
PcJunky
DeanOMiite
There it is, knew this comment would be here somewhere hahah
RiverBear
*Ding!
LavaAxe
Goddamit you stole my line
FrozenInCarbonite
Ding.
The horse is aiming for the grass field. If it was a predator that could turn it would be a death sentence to just run to the side 1/2
On one side it's a fence, other wires terrain for the horse. The instincts aims for the ground that's best for the horse. 2/x
If it was a natural threat the instincts are actually doing smart. But instincts cant account for a danger that is locked to follow 3/4
A pre-determined path. So there is some intelligence behind the action, just not good in this case. 4/4
IGaveYouMy10mmPlzRespond
MarkOfTheCovenant
Yeah everybody does the title is literally in the phrase
thesolamnus
but the reference is from CinemaSins
OlksPolks
Seems like you didn't get the reference
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
I didn't
SonOfAButcher
God that movie sucked
PeeterGrant
I liked it. Don't hate me.
sirbart
Did it ever! Ii was so disappointed at the theater
Oh yeah. A top 5 on the theater disappointment ranking. Right up there with Pirates 2
JeezusJuice
What movie?
Never mind. I see it’s actually a reference to Prometheus. I thought Prometheus might be a thing in another movie, too.
bellbebellbebell
looseneckwilly
Shiiiiiiiit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit...phew
nitehaBeast
That's not even funny! Scared the shit outta me!
TiefeWasser
This fucker wrote the promethus script.
P00Stars
Meanwhile his buddies are around the corner laughing. “Train Race”, the tide pod challenge of horse millennials
ihavethisusernameinparticular
Gigas85
Me that whole time....
FuzzyWolfy329
Meanwhile the conductor
Houkouha
Raigeki - Destroy all enemy monsters. (Banned)
SonderingStrike
I mean, sometimes people are Lso faster than trains.
SisyphusAndRock
Horsing around on the railway is dangerous!
thehotpinkmess
CrizzyX
Horses run about 35 mph. I feel awful that's someone's pet that broke loose
gaberham
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
v
Hulagirl01
Why would you leave your horse in a pasture on a train track?
Ashrieka
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
FluffyTheFluffyDog
Looks like a runaway seeing that its bridle is still on. Doubt this one is gonna run away again any time soon!
QuanticChaos
Same exact thoughts from me
Chickenlicker
it looks more like a halter. looks like the horse was tied up somewhere and broke away
horseman05
Shiznit007
Fuk ya!
WhyWouldYouBelieveMeMyPantsAreOnFire
this stupid fuckin picture has me losing my goddamn mind over here, cackling like crazy. thanks
ArmyofFun
Let's get outta hurr!
silrath
Oh god that’s terrifying
Fuckme721
My lungs physically hurt I'm laughing too hard ??
BoredCreep
Yeah, but if that train had been going 120k/~72mph, that horse would be chunky salsa. Definitely not at top speed.
chargeling
Wtf is a k? km/h? (Japanese also says kilo to just about anything, and I hate it…)
Licensedsmartass
I am from Europe never heard K referred to Km/h in my life as without stating the unit it would mean 120.000-130.000
dumidiot
Everyone says kilo to everything. It's the global measurement.
Decoyape11
God horses are dumb.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
*people
ObtuseDoorFrame
Horses are most assuredly NOT dumb. They talk to each other. Maybe it was waiting for the fence to end before moving over.
prophet002
OK. "Not dumb" looks like running off of the track instead of down the track.
PatrikLilja
It most certainly aims for the open grass field,giving itself best chance to run as fast as possible. Very smart if it was a predator. 1/2
PatrikLilja
If it ran to the fence it would be a death sentence if it ran from a predator. It took Easiest to run path towards the grass field. 2/2
FBKatB3tadotcom1
@ElbowDeepInAHorse another one for the collection
Cranbananarama
Horses when they see an elbow coming for them.
isetprettygirlsonfire
@traindeepinahorse
ElbowDeepInAHorse
*smack smack smack!* Don't do that to me, ohmygod! D:
DeltaBladeX
Mobiusmonarch
OP is here. A friend sent it to me. He works as a machinist on trains. He says these model of trains can speed between 120-130 km / h.
abitskeptical
Here it slows down to about 30 kph
kyzentun
What's the stopping distance on that train if the operator sees a warning?
Mobiusmonarch
It depends on how fast it goes. My friend said a train needed a min. 2 minutes to stop when it was full loaded. Even if it wants to stop it.
Licensedsmartass
An average passenger train would stop between 1 and 2 Km so if you see the horse it is late already.
kyzentun
That's what I figured, but I wanted a more exact number.
fpsnoob
It's definitely not moving anywhere near that speed though.
BoredCreep
Most definitely not.
IllOnlyForgetThePasswordAgain
Certainly most definitely not.
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
Absolutely certainly most definately not.
IronGravyBoat
Quite
someVioletnight
Horse: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
legalimmigrant
You forgot the "ow" somewhere in there.
baals
Oh SHIT
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Train:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhHHHHHHH!!!
HippityDippity
Then the horse and I were thinking the same thing.
mattidude
If you look closely, that horse took the first realistic exit from the track.
CaptainLaserQuacker
Horse shit!
epicfail331
He knew what he was doing. That was the initiation to a horse gang.
JoeT85
so i heard "Shut the fuck up" can be a virtue. How about "Get the fuck out of the way"? can that be one too?
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
Anybody contact @ElbowDeepInAHorse yet?
lebensmuede
People “gotta get myself on track”. Horse “gotta get myself off track”.
camn333
"Why is it chasing me!?" -horse, probably
crankyoldgeezer
I nearly shit myself when he took a misstep.
tg2222222
Glue on the tracks...
nanonerd
As did I. My stomach dropped and I thought it was about to get very dark
dicklep1ck
I did
Rihn
*shat
PhotoWalk
I have enough trouble coordinating my missteps on two legs.
ScaryScarab
Absolute champion in the way he only took one, SO many chances to stick a hoof between a board.
alpacawacka
My dad was a train engineer. They hit a lot of wild animals in WY.
Splittmark
I wish for underpasses to help animals and not affect the train i mean we have train bridges . Just make then smaller and for animals
peachesforme
actually they have found over passes work better. animals are scared of being trapped in on 2 sides. but the overpasses they put soil on 1
peachesforme
so it's more like crossing a hill for them. no side guards but i guess they do ok 2
SienRaak
?
Mobiusmonarch
He said a train needed a min. 2 minutes to stop when it was full loaded.It wouldn't change anything if there was a human or an animal there.
curcuna
Is your friend turkish?
Mobiusmonarch
Yup.
curcuna
Then I heard right :)
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
So that scene in breaking bad is inaccurate?
xxJohnxx77
No. Stopping distances depend on train weight and speed. Light & slow trains can stop quicker than fast & heavy trains.
LedBlimp
They have to slow down a mile before they stop
[deleted]
[deleted]
LedBlimp
Yeah when I worked at a gravel pit I'd have to pull railcars from door to door to unload. Still doesn't stop on a dime tho
LedBlimp
That was only with 25 fully loaded railcars tho.
superbest
The Prometheus school of running away from things
PcJunky
DeanOMiite
There it is, knew this comment would be here somewhere hahah
RiverBear
*Ding!
LavaAxe
Goddamit you stole my line
FrozenInCarbonite
Ding.
PatrikLilja
The horse is aiming for the grass field. If it was a predator that could turn it would be a death sentence to just run to the side 1/2
PatrikLilja
On one side it's a fence, other wires terrain for the horse. The instincts aims for the ground that's best for the horse. 2/x
PatrikLilja
If it was a natural threat the instincts are actually doing smart. But instincts cant account for a danger that is locked to follow 3/4
PatrikLilja
A pre-determined path. So there is some intelligence behind the action, just not good in this case. 4/4
IGaveYouMy10mmPlzRespond
MarkOfTheCovenant
Yeah everybody does the title is literally in the phrase
thesolamnus
but the reference is from CinemaSins
OlksPolks
Seems like you didn't get the reference
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
I didn't
SonOfAButcher
God that movie sucked
PeeterGrant
I liked it. Don't hate me.
sirbart
Did it ever! Ii was so disappointed at the theater
SonOfAButcher
Oh yeah. A top 5 on the theater disappointment ranking. Right up there with Pirates 2
JeezusJuice
What movie?
JeezusJuice
Never mind. I see it’s actually a reference to Prometheus. I thought Prometheus might be a thing in another movie, too.