I feel like people don't talk enough about the impressive engineering of bird's nests. There's some crows nests in really high trees near my house and even in the worst weather those things are strong as fuck.
I am a fish bait sommelier, but my side hustle is snow globe terraria. My wife is a full time tech-bro party guest. Our budget is this napkin with a hand written promissory note good for founder shares of a not yet public startup. It's gonna be huge!
Straight into baby’s stomach, I presume; maybe bypassing the tongue is the way to prevent baby birds from tasting the momma’s vomit? IDK. Any bird specialists want to weigh in on this?
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
Can’t wait for them to grow up!
AdroitCudgel
Now I know where deepthroating ideas girls get from!
Junkbjones
Mommingbird
Cranbananarama
"Here, child, ingest my sugary vomit. Now let me sit on you."
mrshihtzu
adult bird so pretty. baby bird so ... not
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Who's the artist
leviaton
Omg I love birbs
nachosyndicate
Not the secret life of Humminbees!?
ImurevJourhein
Good! Now put out a feeder, because momma does all the work. Lord knows she could use the break.
Oldiewankenobie1
So lucky!!!!!!
pareidoliaperson
Is this where the expression 'deep-throat' comes from?
theinternetkeepsmealive
I feel like people don't talk enough about the impressive engineering of bird's nests. There's some crows nests in really high trees near my house and even in the worst weather those things are strong as fuck.
Kiares
Yay mama!
pollypocketfullofposies
I have always wanted to see a baby hummingbird! How lucky you are!
GrandmaSlappy
um how do you know that's her first baby
tesuto
Do the mothers ever inpale their offspring with how far she's putting that peak in?
ShearingBlizzard
Throat GOAT
DaisyfromDownunder
TIL hummingbird artists exist and they have a lousy choice of music.
thegarts
Hummingbirds are my favorite birds.
rbudrick
How do you know it's her first baby?
TheGoodKevin
At some point do their baby beaks fall off and they get a pointy one?
DarkSock
What are hummingbirds?
Nobody knows…
Nobody CAN ever know.
soulessgingr
Mean while the hummingbird outside my house built a nest on the corpse of a rival... i can share pics if interested
soulessgingr
/a/c4usMjW
tclothingw
Duh
soulessgingr
/a/c4usMjW
f3n1x187
Where is the prooof!!!! We want proof!
soulessgingr
/a/c4usMjW
f3n1x187
NATURE IS METAL!
penandsword
Yes yes!
soulessgingr
/a/c4usMjW
LinemanMatt
Absolutely.
Come on, this is IMGUR, you know there's bound to be tons of us weirdos that'll want to see it.
soulessgingr
/a/c4usMjW
LinemanMatt
Wow!
That is definitely a neat photo. Thanks for sharing.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Obviously yes.
soulessgingr
/a/c4usMjW
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Metal!
TerribleAwful
thanks google: baby hummingbirds are called chicks, hatchlings, or nestlings. these tiny, defenseless birds are no bigger than a jellybean
DavidRescinded
Think how tiny their heart and lungs are
xaxen
Okay now what? I'm done thinking about it.
HardcoreMango
Nobody told you to stop, now get back to it!
AHornyRhino
mah hart
truthader
mha sole
technicallycorrect
mah hummenbirb
oozabooza
i always updoot birbs
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
The ritual persists ❤️
RetrogradeLlama
Indeed ypu do
oozabooza
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I am a hummingbird artist and my husband cleans moustache combs, our budget is 1.8 million
BeaverOnFire
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truthader
I love these +1
InnerBushman
I collect cobwebs and my husband sharpens pencils part-time. Or budget is 1.3 million.
jcal1771
I'm a butterfly therapist and my husband is a stay at home astronaut
wouldClimbForCash
I am a fish bait sommelier, but my side hustle is snow globe terraria. My wife is a full time tech-bro party guest. Our budget is this napkin with a hand written promissory note good for founder shares of a not yet public startup. It's gonna be huge!
itsallaboutthecones
Wait a minute, your not my wife! I was told I was the ONLY stay at home astronaut!?!
truthader
Well sure, but that’s just for your space
truthader
Get it, your space 🧑🚀 🏠
sindail
JFC momma had like 3/4 of her beak down that baby's throat. Where the hell did it go? Lol
ArcaneM37
Yeah and the baby hasn't grown into its beak yet. I assumed they were born with it.
Stonemarter
Right to stomach....
Hexarcy00
Hmmm, it went ... down it's throat?
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Straight into baby’s stomach, I presume; maybe bypassing the tongue is the way to prevent baby birds from tasting the momma’s vomit? IDK. Any bird specialists want to weigh in on this?
duffman3335
Past the larynx
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Do birbs even have a larnyx?
duffman3335
They do not, it would seem...
FundamentallyFlawed
Ask your mom. Boom, roasted. /s
JCentauri
circlebreaker
demosteness
Ask your mom’s bum roasted
vicvalour
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demosteness
My English sucks basically