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Oct 26, 2017 9:57 PM
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NiceGreenArrows
plastikman
ArinL
PsychedelicBambii
CynicalLabTech
They'd both be there?
Loveshead2
+10 if I could
YoudSwearImAVirgin
Kyrorayne
Should be fun
IGotBannedForTheGIF
Finally a decent reaction.
Tatelina
Bahaha... 12th reaction and I finally laugh out loud.
150lbs
BugEyedLemur
firekei
So under appreciated! Well done!
GroovyGhoulie
docmarblerunnerbill
This djif Will never be not funny to me
djjedijens
bizarrelovetriangle
Oh my god I died. Yes.
MerkNowitzki41
beetfarmer1975
Love this post, up voting like crazy. Then this, this awkwardly hit a little close to home. Love it!!
FrankiesGirl
jkf1911
I love quicktime harch...
DenimBeard
Oh I like this one
Fubar121
great movie
kikimikibu
What movie is this?
ThePerfectGif
THIS SHOULD HAVE SO MANY MORE UPVOTES!
dustmywets
FuzzyNutSak
This!
GrandComa
ganjineer
CKOD
claydhd14
Deserves more upvotes
pedrodelossantos
pedrodelossantos
While I left nearly all on good terms. The quantity and sudden grouping would terrify me.
Xenolith166
K but what if it just cut off before he started running, because that would be pretty accurate for a good portion of us
pedrodelossantos
No doubt. My fight or flight is pretty strong. If there is an opening I'm gonna make them catch me.
04FoxSake
GrandComa
ptobablydrinking
Ds2k7
ralph2sam
TheGrumpest
i feel it
nforsComputerSmuggler
Yeah that's what I was going with, not many but the 5 of them would probably kill each other or me or both... never stick your dick in crazy
whoisyourdaddy
Unless you gave her a fake name and address.
mkmcm
Ever stick it in crazy twice
nforsComputerSmuggler
Well that was my 2nd mistake... I make alot of mistakes
youhadmeatstfu
Cutthroatlemur
Best one best far!
itsfiveohclock
I couldn't upvote faster if I tried
mazimillion
Best one
04FoxSake
this is my favorite and needs to be top comment
ImCreativeWithNames
LiKeys
Love em'all.
DrummerOnDemand
I like this most
TheGrumpest
yes.
suckonthisfrizzlefry
dduncan55330
Yes. Bruce Lee is (was) the man
Aadawg
keyblader1985
Shit's about to get real.
TicklesYourElmo
Sirsir94
We all knew this would be top comment
NoLeafClover1994
this.
Xenarion
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/005/393/IKIFEEL.jpg
MrGeek
LiKeys
Oh yes
KingDingus92
This might be my favorite lol
Xecryo
insegrevious
Anyone got the Homer bush with coming out also and hanging his hat on homer then walking back out then homer slides away gif?
ceramicpear
PixeledSiren
FigsAreLeet
First thing that came to mind.
grabboid10
Perfect use of that gif, I’m dying
FlyinHawaiian13
OhMyDog215
Snarkywisecrack
Wow! Someone has time to kill.
BadnewMilksteak
Are you subtly saying that you fucked your grandson?
pfshfine
Omg.... This
sentx
Even the two that would get along with each other would be pissed at who else was there. Oh and one of them beat up the other (awkward)
Xecryo
Actually out of all of them only the most recent one knows who the others are. I dunno how she'd react.
sentx
Oh yeah, two of them are sisters so that would be a special shitshow in itself (years apart, one still wanted me back though).
Xecryo
For me the recent one knows how terrible the previous ones were BUT I also dumped the most recent one. The others dumped me.
HeroHadley
That already happens every day, she's called my wife.
whoisyourdaddy
Bravo, sir - Bravo.
ifuckinlovemycat
This deserves more upvotes
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Yodaloid
How varied is your sex life? Not judging. Genuinely curious. All that really matters is that you two are happy.
magphoenix
That's gay
EarthDragon2189
I'm glad this comment is voted so high.
jpparkenbone
I'm not sure having only been with one woman qualifies as worthy of a mic drop. But if you think it does, +1 anyway good man.
mikeatike
Oh I thought you lived alone.
eclect0
Unicorndance
same but my husband
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
My husband can't say the same, but number of sexual partners is nothing to crow or be ashamed about. We are for each other now and forever.
oldarchive
I support same sex marriage because I've been having same sex with the wife for the past 30 years
gerthzilla
I envy your confidence that you know she has the vagina for you
drewzzard
Yeah cause women are just vaginas. Amirite guys?
UltimaN3rd
Life is just one big quest to find the perfect vagina. Right?
cattywumpus
Me: Oh, hi honey. Did you take the garbage out?
TheGrumpest
I'm imagining you as a wholesome morman.
BanadecCamberbootch
Amen to that.
wokeuplikedis
Awwwww!
LetumComplexo
God I hope you don't have pets or children.
shiyal
What the...
v
thejohnspecko
bratan7
Same, and I love it.
cometeunmoco
I am proud to say I up voted this to 690 ;)
Keenandsharp
Good for you :) I am envious
MyFinalForm
werwerwere
Should of used this gif. I can even hear marshall saying it.
HeroHadley
Dammit!
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
I have the same situation, allow me:
Broken08
*should have
julialikesu
Same, except I'm a lady and my husband is a man
IHaveToPeeSoBadRightNow
Idk why, but I'm still laughing at this! Thanks for brightening my day!
CursedScripture
https://m.imgur.com/t/funny/inXUsRI
NotSoAwesomeGuy
I thought I was alone! Been together for 17 years/married for 4 (super long engagement)
Pontoooon
Same!
Squillel
UnsavoryCommenter
Fucking savage
MajesticShiba
Me when i go to the flat earth facebook page
MFuzzySmock
This should be top comment.
reddocs
Doesn't speak for you, buddy
Squillel
I have very low standards, not as low as Zues's but still pretty low.
exlurker42
Distractedlurker
Best one so far
PutInaThumbnPulledOutAPlum
Yep
MisterLemons
GnomeEinAim
I can hear the suspenseful music. This gif is so loud when you've seen the source
DAGrenFall
APictureofLokiEveryday
Awww poor guy
Bumbledumplings
Was looking for this! Nice one
Snarkywisecrack
I guess this will be John Travolta's biggest claim to fame for the rest of history.
keyblader1985
Literally the only gif that came to mind for me.
creamedLead
Perfect
wlfman
this one, yes
VaultHunter666
I was so hoping to see this one. Thanks man. *high 5*
ceramicpear
DAGrenFall
DerpNerpem
Why is this not a show yet