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Jun 7, 2020 12:36 AM
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Ilikatodoathechacha
Chantelevision
In Australia this is a skill taught by elders
decafcappuccino
Priorities priorities
rampartfranklin
She’s a keeper.
Phun4u2
That's my girl!
grinner
No, he distinctly said "Oooh, Go Gurt!".
rojasGuitarLifter
what's up .ray
HughJohnson55
Doing it with alcohol just makes you look like another moron.
moisttowlette69
My kinda lady right there.
slidebite72
The hero we really need
SCP1504
It’s not a FAIL if the alcohol wasn’t lost.
spikestevens
In this life, you figure out what's important and you give everything you have to protect it.
insomniapanda
No party foul happened that day
burritomm
She know
ThermoNuke
Glass bottle at the lake. Shame. SHHAMMEE.
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
Thank you!!! No glass should ever be near the water!
AkitaFuriosa
She needs a wing-dog
graehall
Aww, that dog looks so content. I <3 Goldens.
Rashaan360
I don’t drink but I was about to shout don’t waste it. ?
whatwouldyousayyoudohere
Funny water summer fun
jettybean64
And ?
CaspianQuix
She's gonna be a great mom.
Harryteeters
*single mom
lagavulin16
Soon.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
*Going* to be? Where do you think she learned to keep it stable?
slappy55
I’ll be the father
CaspianQuix
bigjoe1113
As much as I like boobies you should wear a life vest when doing this. Especially under the influence.
tabunuf
Ok Daaaaad!
GlobalIntrovertsClub
Grew up around lakes wore PFDs for all kinds of water activities, moved to the ocean never thought twice about not wearing one, weird
nateglen350
Only thing she is under, is water...
Adjusterrr
twilli919
She died, so you're right
Morsalbum
sHe dIeD sO yOuRe rIgHt
FantasyFuckFest
Idk I see 2 flotation devices
shaggy715
Invasive ductile carcinoma patients downvoted because they lost a flotation device or two
Yakatakaplah
Depending on the study something like 50-70% of drownings involve alcohol
scifinovelist
Crap they were going slow, and once you drink out of the bottle it floats, she'll be fine. Surely you've never been boating.
Thranx
Super easy to get too far forward on the wake, fall forward and crack your head on the deck. Wear a life jacket behind a boat. Always.
imshibagel
I refuse letting people wakesurf on my boat if they don't have a vest. It's straight up careless
gebuzz
But what if I'm a really, really good swimmer?
tremboslice
Honestly hate that it’s so popular. The waves off the boat are so much bigger than from other activities.
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
I tried it once, it was super fun. But you're right, it gets annoying for anyone else on the water. And it can seriously fuck up nesting
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
Grounds for shore birds.
oldselmersaxguy1
Said the little man in the boat.
imshibagel
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oldselmersaxguy1
Clitoris
UWantSumFuk
You should refuse to even let them on your boat without a pfd
NBbubblegum
With how small PFDs have gotten, I agree. Back when they were *fucking huge* it was a bit much, especially if you're out fishing 8+ hrs
travg9331415
You live on the coast? I’ve never seen any situation where people were just all life vested up while chilling on a boat..
UWantSumFuk
I've been around lakes my whole life. 92% of boating related drowning deaths in AUS, and 86% in CAN were not wearing a pfd or lifejacket