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mamapants
Our house goblin, Bartholomew Chester Frabjous Jabberwocky, first of his name! I call him Pudpud.
taurondir
I called my cat Mica because she's a silly cat.
Snooj
Same with kid's names, especially when they are young.
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
I have two cats. Their names are Cat and Cat. That's not what their license says, but its what they get called.
TennisieB
My cat's baseline name is Minky (Russian Blue that looks like a mink coat). First alternate is Minkster, second is Stinkster, the best fit.
discollama
Had a cat whose name evolved eventually into Sofa from Sophia. It fit him much better.
Yakigaeru
My sweet cat is 18 years old, deaf, lame, and half senile. Her name is Anzu but she's called Princess Zuzu Buttercup, Zooz, Shitty Kitty,..
Yakigaeru
..Tippy-tappy Cat, Fuzz-butt, Baba-nekko, Boke-nekko, Empress Zuzuko, Zuzinskavich,..
Shadedancer
I named mine after an assassin. Everyone laughed and called him Fuzzy instead. Then he started sneaking up on other cats and yanking out /1
Shadedancer
Clumps of fur as trophies he kept in a corner of my room. I remain convinced he somehow figured out what I meant.
ASMITHANDWESSONBEATS4ACES
My wife's cat is usually called 'for fucks sake furball get out of the way'
ASMITHANDWESSONBEATS4ACES
For her awesome habit of trying to trip me while I'm carrying heavy things
deathcabforbooti
My puppy's name is Charlie. He recently evolved from a Charmander to a Charmeleon. Needs more XP before he is Charizard
halkeye
I inherited a cat named bump, but she's forever called meowface or meow. I have a moment of "what" when the vet asks what her name is.
twsx
The Cat?
Noxnarie
Our cat is called Chi (from old manga) and we are trying to finds second cat which will be named Teto.
TheRimOfTheSky
I call my animals by the same name every time because making up a bunch of nicknames would confuse them.
everlasting1
I had a cat named Patches (when we got him) that never was called that again. He was Catermelon, Caterbucket or The Melon. Was chonky.
WhatwouldJesusdeadlift
Can confirm, dog named Murphy aka Murph, Murphalicious, Murph-a-lurph-a-ding-dong, dumbass, Murphster.
newyorkgnats
My dog, Winston or as I call him: Windbag, Vincent, Blinny, chinson, wankstain, wimpston, win-diesel. Wincent Price, and weinerboy
mspeel7212
My friend named her black and white spotted cat cow
Nixissmall
My parrot is Nacho, Nacho bird, biiiird, monster, pretty boy, hey baby, baby bird (he's 11).
SweetFighter
Two of my cats are named Big Boss and Little Man.
PhoenixfireUK
A left-wing satirical magazine editor of considerable fame in the UK has a cat named "Chairman Miaow". The Chinese were not happy
Undrave
My cat's name is officially Nyaomi, but we live alone so she's mostly "you" or "old girl"...
EroticZombiePants
A pet's name is just what you agree upon to use at the vet to distinguish yours from the others.
BettyBoopRidesAgain
Named my cat Hey. Hey! get down! Hey! stop that! hey Hey!
TheFoothillThatStrides
My oldest is Hopi Cake Kitten. Also known as Hope, Hopi Kitten, My Little Love and Hopea-dope-allope.
venomlash
A family member has a cat that everyone calls Onion. That's not her given name but it's what she's called.
mateo25024
I think we all need context here.
venomlash
The cat is named Ondine. She was called that for all of a couple weeks before that inevitably morphed into Onion.
mateo25024
Thank you. I love it. My cat is named Peeps. I call her Pee. Or pee-pee head. Or pee cat.
DukeDarkwood
I'm sure it requires layers of context.
PyroAvok
What about cakes?
Thajurriesexcuesed
@OP I believe you are now required to show us a photo of said mentioned cat...
Mirilali
I mean they do need to pay their cat tax still.
Richter12x2
Actually, I think they're obligated to find a real life place that makes them feel like Tiffany's.
UnfriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderMan
Wesley Snipes over here not paying his taxes
MrMcNugget
Yep, Got a cat named Cheddar aka; Cheds, Chedvarius, Sir Cheddarsworth, Asshole, Master Cheddar, Chedley, the cheesy one, Sir Cheese, etc
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
Those are lovely
AFrugalMoogle
+1 for asshole
smashpro1
Dog named Jeanie aka; Beanie, Jeanie Beanie, Beanie Baby, Wigglebutt, and Kissyface.
bythezu
Me too!! Orange cat named cheddar, aka: Cheddy, Cheddy spaghetti, McCheddy with fries, cheddar loaf, the child.... etc
MrMcNugget
Sweet, new nick-names for my boy, thanks!
Iwasoutedbyatroll
I had a friend who named his cat "D-O-G" I never thought about how it was spelled and it took me a year to get the joke.
beetcher
https://instagram.com/deogiecomics?utm_medium=copy_link
UncleVenoM
So opposite would be See-eh-tee for a dog
SirGeraltTheWhiteHairedOfRivia
Siati
kaegro
I've got a lizard named Bird. Sergeant Bird. Birdboy. Baby bird. Birds. Burb. It's a good name.
zephyrbell
I have a dog named Tobias Barkolomew, his nicknames are Toby, Toblerone, Rigatobi (rigatoni), Toebeans and now we just call him beans mostly
barbarian818
I had a friend with two cats named "D.C" and "DUC" aka Da Cat and De Udder Cat
TanithRosenbaum
One of the advantages of having hiphop as my preferred music genre is that I learned to put these together in my head quickly... :)
FlyingGhostAvocado
One of my friends has a cat named Psst
Itwasmyname
ZeroIsPlural
Had a cat whose middle name was Dag because I wanted a dog and had seen Snatch too many times. Sister had a blind rant named Mouse.
ZeroIsPlural
*rat
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Go ahead and rant- ‘that damn autocorrect’
SlyMrFox
Had a cat named Emma. Her full name was I Emma Cat.
MrNardtastic
Dio G? Or D OG?
vegivamp
The OG.
HipposBeHungry
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Dee-oh-gee
GoldblumNoises
DontPostTheGif
Reminds me of Dead Like Me. Dog's name is JD. What's JD stand for? Just Dog
kinosnightmares
That scene blew my mind, and I decided if I ever get a dog in a rental, I would name them JD.
MekktheMightyMage
"Dioji"
CaptainSomebody
I always spelled it as Diogie
Zenkitten90
I had a friend who's dogs was named Dioji. Took me a while too lol
agonarch
You expected a cat, but:
MekktheMightyMage
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Markamanic
Don't expect a dog though. Just don't.
VaardArk
Iggy! You shitty mutt!
ninjabudgie
Former groomer - same energy as 'doesnt have a tag must be free' HAHAHA not as funny/unique as anyone thinks. Had like 8 Deeohgees come in
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
probably just as common as those that name their fish Sushi.
CakeShapedPie
We have a cat named dog. our other cat is named number
ChickenFingerFingers
Our cat is named ketchup.
palmo
An old roommate named her cat So-Crates, I love Bill and Ted, but that shit got old within a week.
somebodythatyouusetoknow
My mom had a friend that named their dog Diogee. Took my mom a while to figure out the dog's name was dog.
DukeDarkwood
BEHOLD, A DOG!
everlasting1
My old neighbours have a Diogee too. He was a stoner hah.
everlasting1
The owner, that is.
Axianamos
I named my cat Cat. No fancy tricks. His name was Cat.
IRememberLarryInAlbuquerque
My brothers cats name is Gato, hes going on 15.
Messina
But you have at least 23 nicknames for him, right? Right??
Axianamos
Not anymore. He died last week.