SisterMidnight
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And they’d write their name in the snow
Not OC
Aug 2, 2021 1:59 PM
SisterMidnight
65298
1158
31
Not OC
Subtilico
~~I bless the snows down in Africa~~
Turtlegir
Id be busy masturbating or picking up a lady for the day
0ldGregg
Pee on all the things!
TheRealR0tb3rt
I don't wanna be a girl for a day. With my luck she got her period and I end up eating ice-cream while watching Sex and the City.
Alphactory
any trans boys post surgery with comment?
thefluffslenerds
If i was a boy for a day i would walk at night by myself for the first time and feel safe, and the play with my dick.
fazlulbd77
good exersice
FabiosStallMucker
coastercrazypics
I do it all day... I think somethings wrong with me.
Shifuede
SugarTeet
Drink em if ya got em....SisterMidnight is at least a 6 beer signature
CliffInglis
Most guys can't even do this!
youcouldbedrinkingwholeifyouwantedto
*boys every day
BlackAshesDawn
fact...if a girl could get a boy's body...she will fuck a lot more...boys...beware...!
zipfel73m
every time i see this video i am concerned the trunk may fly off
Drakoth97
Boys regardless
UncleScarwasright
meanwhile, all the boys who became girls..."boobsboobsboobsboobs....."
mechecat19423000
Ja ja ja ? ??
Jilhoa
My female students once said that if all men were to disappear for a day, one thing girls would finally do is to walk alone at night. 1/
Jilhoa
2/ That was considered a true freedom to them. It is a scary answer really, to me.
iidky
BORGALOOGIE
1/? Quick joke, name in the snow: My gf’s dad caught me the other morning, after saying he found my name written in the snow. “You’re nuts!”
BORGALOOGIE
He says to me, and I could see anger in his eyes. “But sir, I do that all the time!” He answers, “Me too— but I’ll be damned if I don’t/
BORGALOOGIE
Recognize my own daughter’s handwriting!!!”
SisterMidnight
magicrhombus
CongenitalSlurpees
.....Yeah, no. Pushing elevator buttons would be akin to licking a pole in a subway car.
MinorityRetort
I mean, I'm always a boy and I do this almost every morning...
Thecooljonny
I knew a girl that did this every morning
Smellyglove
Only every morning? I make these gestures all the time and ask my GF "wanna see something fun?"Shes always curios but then "man, again?".
zenosparadox1101
Brilliant username
Ohmydicksmalltoo
Dude, what are you working with!? I'm jelly.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
This ↑
CulturallyEmbiggened
mandrew01
Smellyglove
If I'd be a girl for on day I'd shove so much random stuff up there and go after other girls for one night I'd make a beautiful scene.
gis4gif
SDC333
Looks painful to me......
FlyingButtPliers
As long as it's like a hose and not a diving board you'll be fine
BORGALOOGIE
It’s the testicles that hurt a lot more, for sure. Just a simple flick would instill crippling pain.
CampbellsChunkyCyst
Depends entirely on what's being waved around violently. Roughly 33% of it will be fine. The other 66%... not so fine.
aFloatingCabbage
Trust me.. it’s not
Midgardfox
aifeloadawildmoss
If I was a man for a day I wd spend it doing dongcopters and trying to suck myself off
qtRaven
Marilyn Manson got 2 ribs removed so he could do that.
CodyWeber
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
CathyGarrett
Autofellatio is god's own in-joke. Girls have the flexibility, but boys have the reach, meaning there's no combination that's succeeds.
Nodiscerniblelineofdecency
Managed it when I was in highschool. I'll never be that flexible again ?
Hickory405
Well, can't fault you for being honest.
njcnetdude
Lol!!
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
It should be easier to find the Chang from Community "Gayyy!" gif.
SupaCabra
How is that gay? You give yourself hand jobs all the time
aifeloadawildmoss
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
Good follow up ha.
PicassoCT
You would learn the true meaning of horny..
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
Girls are just as horny as guys, they just have the societal judgement factor.
Dionysus187
Its not an excuse for being an asshole but yes, males are far, far hornier. Its literally all biological evolution telling us to breed ASAP
Dionysus187
I don't recall women ever saying they just got randomly aroused sitting perfectly still in an environment with no sexual stimulation
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
You should meet more women.
franklydizzy
That Happens all the time. Our horny is just less Visible to others. Personally I haven't had a male partner who has a drive like mine.
Ilovetomakestuffup
To be fair, I (we) were girls for a day, I would like to know how masturbation feels like for them too
BORGALOOGIE
I’m guessing ladies enjoy the wet, but we guys enjoy hard with just a little wet; and the finale is usually pretty sticky.
Subcity
If you build it, it wil cum.
gertrudex5
Im Home alone and masturbated 8 times today. Within 20 minutes. Quick and effective, no nonsense
LoneWolfandCub
Wtf ? Must be painful after…
CathyGarrett
Assuming you got it right, you wouldn't be able to walk for the rest of the day, but that's okay, because all you could see are stars.
NyQuilDaydream
Or just figuring out what cool things I could stuff inside
CathyGarrett
Paige, no!
Pikka
It's generally not very roomy, but there's a subreddit (several, in fact) where you could find inspiration.
keyblader1985
magicrhombus
Is this... is this how you masturbate?
yomahnn
You do it differently?
LoneWolfandCub
Will be fun to see what He does? Can’t imagine how to do it anyway else…???
sienss
It would probably take more than a day to figure out how to do it well tbh
BORGALOOGIE
I’m right handed with most everything, except masturbation; In that special case, southpaw knows what’s up.
Seggs
right hand is mouse hand
NotWelcomehere
I mean, that would track if you hadn't already figured out how to do it to someone else.
IchigoberriGamer
80% of women fake/have faked an orgasm, and all women like it different. It takes us years to figure it out.
sienss
You're 500% overestimating both how good you are and how much that experience applies to multiple people.
NotWelcomehere
Hahaha perhaps :)
breezybriv
^ this. It took me until ~30 to really get it down and man I practiced a lot. Had to find the right toy and right spot for a g-spot orgasm.
sienss
I just turned 29 and just really got into using dildos in a way that I really like.
sienss
(specifically dp, which has been an interest of mine for a decade--that's how long it took)
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
Pff. Amateur. All I needed as a young lad were my hands and some risque national geographic magazines.
ShouldIReallyGoWithMyOldUsernameFuckItCallMeAcromos
Yeah, if I was a girl for a day, I´d be a total slut. As was said: "the only people, who complain about sluts, 1/2)
spiritussancto
you'd find out fast why most women don't do that. terrible sex with terrible people and you might well get murdered
ShouldIReallyGoWithMyOldUsernameFuckItCallMeAcromos
are the ones, who don´t get any." (2/2)
mrdude88
True homie right here. Even though he’s a guy inside, outside he’s a girl for 24 hours, and he’s going to put out.
PicassoCT
Only when you have a slut, you can equip
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
You're a gentleman and a scholar.
sienss
I genuinely feel like guys who say this are vastly overestimating the experience we have. Yeah, good sex exists, but you more or less 1/
sienss
get YOURSELF to that point by 1)knowing and being confident with your own body and/or 2) developing a partner to work the way you need. 1/
tallyhoho
I've had mind blowing one night stands and partners that taught me alot. It's about how much ppl are willing to give and some are generous
sienss
It would honestly be pretty difficult to have good sex with only a day in your own body. 3/3
ShouldIReallyGoWithMyOldUsernameFuckItCallMeAcromos
Well then I would hope to be wise enough to look for something different after. Maybe I may only enjoy it for seconds. And no means no.
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
I think you underestimate our appreciation of the female form
sienss
I can't explain to you how much you're overestimating yourself by sitting here and telling me that you'd be having better sex as a woman 1.