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RolanCurry36

You are the luckiest motherfucker on the planet right now.

11 years ago |

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bradd23

Kill it with Sriracha!

14 years ago |

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nokturnus

I don't see any fire, where is the fire ?

14 years ago |

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DetroitRockCity

True story: I once discovered I had a bedroom full of Black Widows. Don't leave your door open on windy days in Arizona.

14 years ago |

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titsmcghee

Are you trying to suffocate it? If not, you should.

14 years ago |

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jumpoff69

Just set my monitor on fire...

14 years ago |

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JReynosa

Before he lit the molotov cocktail..

14 years ago |

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fr33think3r3

Be-gone, Satan!!

14 years ago |

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rsminsmith

Fuck. That. Shit.

14 years ago |

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ssshhhiiiiiiiii

I caught one, put it in a jar, gave him a stick, and let a few moths fly around inside. Made a great Halloween party display.

14 years ago |

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dantemirror

Torture it and make it confess the location of the nest... and then BURN IT WITH FIREEEEEE!

14 years ago |

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MarieCurie83

Fuck everything about that.

14 years ago |

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tomtnp

how in gods name did you manage to catch that thing in this small bottle?

14 years ago |

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prometheus1981

KILL IT WITH ALL THE THINGS!!!

14 years ago |

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Noxqq

You got your present, before I could wrap it.

14 years ago |

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Berg0r

This picture is missing the following things: Fire, nuclear weapons, outer space, the fury of nuclear fusion in stars and a black hole.

14 years ago |

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d0peamine

It was almost your last birthday.

14 years ago |

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wineandcats

Suddenly, death.

14 years ago |

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ParmSingh

if that thing was crawling on me i would shit my pants - literally poo will come out of my ass!

14 years ago |

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joanz

Fuck this and FUCK where ever you live

14 years ago |

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spectyte

Thanks for the fist-sized hole in my monitor ¬_¬

14 years ago |

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Jschro

@dimmidice - I can't even imagine how large that piece of paper is then.

14 years ago |

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AwildaHeern50

Put your dick in there!

9 years ago |

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mrtvamacka

You captured it? Apparently, that spider is missing few legs. And is dead.

14 years ago |

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TheGameDroid

Its the only way to be sure... http://imgur.com/DpxfH

14 years ago |

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dimmidice

@tomtnp that "small" bottle is actually a 2liter flask.

14 years ago |

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MoriartysTeaGirl

Happy Deathday!

14 years ago |

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enterfargo

ok. now nuke the bottle

14 years ago |

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tuftuf

You missed the chance to become Spiderman and bang Kirsten Dunst

14 years ago |

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tyccipa

Been there. She is a starfish!

4 years ago |

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Lionskull

or emma stone.

13 years ago |

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ICommentOnOldPostsWhileBrowsingRandom

Do you think he means Emma Stone yet?

12 years ago |

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MetalPrincess

Well does he?

11 years ago |

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KillarBeez

A Black FUCKING Widow?? No offense, but I'm NEVER visiting you. Sending you a Happy Birthday from VERY FUCKING FAR AWAY.

14 years ago |

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PissedOffMiddleAgedWhiteAustalianMan

its a fucking red back! same family

11 years ago |

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PunkRage

We have brown widows here.....It's almost the same...cept brownrecluse+blakcwidow

10 years ago |

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PunkRage

I'm not even gonna fix the spelling...

10 years ago |

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Onennon

Are you teling me a brown recluse and a black widow have had spawn?

8 years ago |

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PunkRage

I'm telling you that I don't want to live on this planet anymore, yes.

8 years ago |

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WSilvermane

Dude, burn your area. Now.

5 years ago |

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