Mar 24, 2022 12:53 PM
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https://twitter.com/aroundliv/status/1506316297067499521?s=21
TheJazzButcher
Goodmerlinpeen
If this was titled "Liam Gallagher's daughter makes a drunken scene on a Ryanair flight to Ibiza" I would just nod.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Nasty bitch
JohnBrooks2001
Can you imagine how satisfying it would be to slap her into a coma ???
commentsivehadafew
She’ll get lots of practice not flying over the next several years
hnngh
DriveByPianist
Stupid is as stupid does
IliveIdyeIliveagain
howiez1
“No ticket”
driftaway8
Kaley Cuoco from wish
Sixsystems
More like Walmart (If the UK has Walmart)
Kroesus
She reminded me of Vicki Pollard (Little Britain character).
TheLastBeerBender
In retrospect, putting the dentist office with full anestesia service at the airport was not the greatest idea.
Trimule
Actually (news story) she was headed to Turkey for dental work.
whywait
Vile!
ZiggyBuggyDooo
She not drunk shes always like this you don't want to see her drunk
nodyourhead
I’ve gone to school and worked with people who are like this, it’s their attitude/personality nearly all the time.
Arock77
bagwithwhichonedouches
Asa Akira she do.
EggFooYung
Judging from the smile on her face she just found a new fetish.
*remembered a preexisting fetish
MikeF1982
Eh, from the lack of freaking out it's most likely not her first rodeo.
wiserita
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
FierceAndAdorable
I see a need for a brig on airplanes, more so than a bathroom
Teddyfreakingroosevelt
I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one. 100 people x 5 hour flight + no bathrooms = bad time
Most people never use inflight bathroom. Just put a urinal in the corner of the brig, and tell people to aim
4vie
Overhead luggage compartment?
spaceboyardee
So gross.
rift555
I didn't understand 70% of what she said.
Speaking fluent Yorkshire?
sliveroflight
Conveniently 100% doesn't matter.
TheDizzyToast
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-screamed-slapped-jet2-26546156
ItsWithAQ
Damn, she even slapped the jet!
TheHornyPolice
That’s because the jet fooking touched her ‘-‘
fractalsphere
OMG those flight attendants have the patience of saints. I would have body slammed her at some point.
airen
I love the lady in the back just like ‘yea im gonna just do my thing n get food/bev ready they got this’
Yupurineutah
I was thinking a head butt to the forehead would be sobering.
Zaruzen
Serious question. If she continue to make problem and being an ass. What happens? Are flight attendants allowed to subdue passangers?
paperfanman
I’ve seen videos on here of aggressive drunks duct taped to chairs
Magnasplit
If it really escalates I think everyone can react and restrain. Think they just make an emergency landing footing the bill to the lady
courtesy of @TheDizzyToast https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-screamed-slapped-jet2-26546156 They landed in Vienna.
obarey
They probably call airport security.
But what if they are inflight already?
LoligoTX
Airlock.
JLB36602
TO THE BRIG!
Shoutrr
step 1: be shitfaced drunk
RickyTickyB
Only way to fly
ThaneofGlamis
Is she what’s called a “chav”
ShadowNettik
Yeah, big time
RexFury
i thought she was just british
DerbyDad03
I thought she was just brutish.
CrunchyHombre
Step 3: Pick up the duck
AnthonyBlumpkins
Step 4: Repeat your self. Repeat yourself. A lot. Repeat yourself a lot. Repeat. Repeat yourself a lot. A lot.
W0lfsbl00d
No, that's step 2. Step 1 is being a cunt in general.
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Nope. Being a shitty ass person is step 1, every time. Many many ppl have been drunk on flights, me included. We don't act like this
The initiating factor isn't booze or pills. It's being a horrible person, then step 2 is booze/pills which brings it out. If you aren't
horrible to begin with alcohol won't make you act like this. I drink heavily and sometimes take pills when I fly, I'm always polite. Always
copperdomebodhi
A U.K. native had too much to drink?
WillJeSuis
As someone from the UK...I honestly can't really tell if the person is drunk, some people are actually like this without drinking...
METROlD
ok
Easykehl
That’s like step 100 or more. Step 1 is being born to bad parents.
no. being drunk, or being alcoholic doesn't mean they had bad parents or are struggling in any way. social alcoholism is a sneaky thing.
AgnosticPaladin
I'm drunk a lot. It's a very different condition from being an asshole.
ThisIsAWasteOfMyTime
Nature vs nurture is a complex topic, but I feel relatively confident saying some people will just become dicks even with good parents.
Kbantar
And some people with bad parents will turn out kind. We are effected by family, but not fully programmed by them.
Yes, I use effected as a verb which is grammatically correct in a few instances like this one.
Very few, i think. On the other hand, a lot will become dicks with rich parents that think they were also very good parents.
I don't believe parenting has as bid impact as you do. Sure, it's a major factor but so are genes, so are other environmental factors like >
family economic situation, school, etc., and all the things that happen to you to shape you after your childhood... I think that the "If >
My brother is an wife abusing dick. Our parents were wonderful, kind, and patient.
Kagenical
Nah, step 1: be one of those immature fuckos that can't control themselves on booze but continue to drink anyways.
ThinkThisOut
Nah, step 1 be hot when young and not know that you’re not anymore and have to follow rules now
Zerod
#illigalizeIT. 4Real, booze is fkn stupid. If you need it to have fun theres smnt wrong with you and you need help.
BlueLanternBraxx
I agree, but illegalizing it won't do anything. They will just get a new black market.
Kittynomnoms
What a stupid takeaway, only emphasized but your stupidly written comment.
kingkongkeom
British on vacation...we are used to it in Europe. Yes yes yes, not all of them. But you all know who I am talking about.
inb4tolduso
I’m with you.. to a degree. People often forget at altitude that you can’t handle anywhere near as much as you normally would.<
Not defending the wretch in this situation, just stating a fact ??
PapaUbu
Unfortunately I guarantee its not that, the old British tradition of getting wasted before you get on the flight, strikes again ?
butthurtnevergetsbetter
If you get like that when drunk, you should be responsible enough to not get drunk anymore.
Attempting to apply rational concepts to an irrational mind is a fruitless endeavor.
Zaranthan
As a recovering alcoholic, I don't think it's fair to call someone still struggling in the dark "immature". It's a lonely place.
Immature, in this context, has nothing to do with the addiction, and everything to do with their actions. There's just no excuse for this.
QueefBurglarSixtyNine
You’re not wrong. Glad you have it under control
SarcasticComment
The immature part is disrupting a flight filled with passengers and crew. You have no right to become a danger to employees.
I should also mention that most obnoxious drunks aren't technically addicts. And not all alcoholics are violent. Glad you're recovering.
jo0owe
And yet i dont think its fair that people around her needs to suffer for her problems. Having myself addiction problem, i wouldnt do that
BishlamekGurpgork
Nobody said it excused her behavior.
maxismoderatelysexy
Hot take: you can be sick, and while it explains your behavior it doesn't excuse it. Goes for mental health and addiction. 1/
Harmful antisocial behavior regardless of reason isn't exactly mature. But I get your point.
Snowbella1
HansImaginationStar
Reading Charlie and the C with my kids nowadays, nice reference
TheBlueMuppet
Lmfao, so, i listen to a lot of Reddit Reader videos on yt, and C is "cocaine" because they cant say it. Youve made me consider new things.
Oh dear, typing Chocolatefactory just to be clear
Aww, i liked it better the other way, lol
TheHeavyInfantryMandalorian
Same energy
copingcabana
Veruc Assault
anitabieror6
underrated comment
Have fun getting arrested when you land :3 And Jail food is the fucking worst, sucks for hangover munchies.
bobbsr
And taking the bus for now on…
JoeT85
Unfortunately, telling a loud asshole they're behaving like a loud asshole, makes them want to argue with you like a loud asshole.
LaffertyDanie1
Sounds like you're speaking from experience so post is pre fact checked
ForTheLoveofGodAndAllThatIsHolyMyAnusIsBleeding
"What's the deal with jail food"? -Jerry Seinfeld
Raanmaz
Enjoy never flying again
Drix1942
She was fined £5000 but not jailed. I really hoped for an arrest.
therealsarahconnor
Not excusing her behavior, but at least she didn’t cross the line and assault anyone.
theoutdoorrageous
I got vegetarian jail food and it was actually tasty.
Dissipo
Yep… poor life choices that day
fishstick22
and then play this clip on repeat for the entire time you are waiting to be arraigned
oliharris19697
She is British I don’t think she would no the food is bad in prison
Mediathug
Sounds sorta Scottish
JonLuker
Oh dear me no. She's from "Oop Narf" (Up North), somewhere in the Yorkshire area by the sounds of things. Maybe Bolton?
IRFingers
I bet your country doesn't even allow pasteurised cheese lol
mmm terrible, just like mom used to make
Tealeaf2002
She got a £5G fine and let go. Should have just opened the door on her.
wthamidoinghere
banned from flying for life as well
mikeatike
No wonder people are upset about 5G.
trigonman3
Yeah, a 5K fine would have been more, 5120 instead of 5000
SlightlyDodgy
£5K
userfriendly19777
How about the fine for diverting a plane with unscheduled security landing and a life time ban of all airlines.
These are not mutually exclusive.
knowallknownothing
Those should divert to an island. That way they’re stuck and have to take a 30 hour boat ride to get to land.
idonthavetimeforthiseither
Divert to Newark, that'll teach her lol
Sniperhit
Holy crap, thats possibly the worst place anyone should go, I love it.
Lampmonster
Send her to Karen Island. We'll put them all on an island with plenty of food and water and watch them die anyway on CCTV.
3lv3n
Battle Royale: Karen Island
HappyEunuchorn
That's a George Carlin joke
He wanted to use one of the square states, but pretty much.
DigitalWaffle
Hope she gets arrested, banned from this airline, fined for drunken conduct, and realize she behaved like a twat.
Radix865
Everything else I can imagine except that last part...
oh and apologizes to the staff. Definitely needs to apologize.
Jamroast
They never want to see her again, fuck the apology.
amismenow
Could be a letter
I doubt she is the type to apologize for anything unless forced...
She was and she has. https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/jet2-passenger-slaps-fine-banned-b2043053.html
FiveShiftOne
Booo, paywalled
Wasn't for me.
“Jet2 has hit a disruptive passenger who forced one of its flights to divert with a £5,000 bill and banned her from flying with the airline
… for life. The carrier named the aggressive woman, who shouted at crew and slapped fellow passengers on Monday’s flight from Manchester to
JohnSmithterms
Tifandi
The hero that we need
whitebbwolf
Drunk brit chav + jet 2 cheap flights to Croatia = a fucking nightmare.
Supposedly "on her way to dental treatment in Turkey" (The Sun) Like US going to Mexico for cheap dentistry? Long wait for poor care in UK?
jakedafish
Yup. The Tory’s have been trying to Americanise the NHS for the last 30 years by stripping their funding. Go go privatised healthcare!
scouserinexile
Nothing to do with lack of treatment in UK. Turkey do cheap cosmetic dentistry aka "Turkey Teeth". Similar to how the US butchers teeth
YoungBlood401
Should be jailed just for that outfit.
FallenJester
You say that, but hose her down, give her a pasty, and I've got a jail cell ready for her
DrMissAnonymous
v
ElbowDeepInAHorse
I no longer crave muffins
MacNero00
Frank Reynolds: Dennis, your mule is shit. I'm no longer turned on by mules.
"Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right"
MechaNinja
I see you too are a fan of classical art.
Who tf is downvoting people for liking Hackers?
Or even just referencing it? Who knows anymore lol?
icommentwithsteveharvey
Willing to wager there aren't even pockets in those pants
xj4low
Clothes should have an age limit. Because you can squeeze into it doesn't mean you won't look like a marshmallow with a rubber band on it.
smaard
Exactly, it's a horrible sight imho
Typically someone who refuses to believe they don't have college cheerleader body anymore. Add a kid or two and a bottle a day wine = result
That’s not an age limit, that’s a waist limit
JustHereForTheMemes0321
*snaps* indeed
30H1PPU5
Body shaming isn’t cool, even if that person is a cunt. Make fun of her cunty behavior, that’s the issue here.
Anythinggoes4455
Check my favorites ?
dontbeabee
No one should wear all white spandex, no matter how fit they are.
mike8464
Yes and no,a Karen hair cut comes to mind.
Funny how you assume they are body shaming and don’t simply dislike the outfit
NoMasters
Sure.
We all know what’s happening here bud, if it were Morena Baccarin sporting that outfit you think it’d be DV’d since folks don’t like the fit
You are Still making an assumption that the original commenter was body shaming
wewillwewillbopyou
Seriously people should be able to wear whatever they are comfortable in. You don’t find something attractive? Fine, don’t look at it
TacoPoweredHelicopter
And people should be able to express they don't like an outfit.
They never mentioned her body you did, and implied it was to be shamed. You are the one body shaming in this interaction.
Oh, suck it trebek. We all know exactly what this comment meant.
Well you did, because of your body shaming.
bigmuffin1
Somebody never got told no as a child
Kukiniloa
Ageing alcoholic trophy wife, have some sympathy. Not.
corvandus
Nah just a cooked northerner.
ICantThinkOfAU
Nah trust me given that accent? She absolutely did, a LOT. Parenting’s pretty old-school tough in northern England. What it often leads to1/
is a confrontational attitude. Confrontation and humiliation don’t scare you when you’ve grown up with that shit your whole life 2/2
upfr0mhere
Clearly it works wonders
Yeah almost as if shouting and berating your kid the entire time will turn them into a cunt, who coulda seen this coming?!
torisenblack
You look like someone who's never been punched in the fucking mouth... That's OK, we have the remedy. https://youtu.be/HivxFBB87-Y
Importaku
There’s always time
HunterZer0
Oh God. This is incredibly satisfying.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
As an American, I'm frankly just impressed it's not one of ours this time
number1keeper
Somehow I could tell she was one of ours before I even had the sound on...
SP4RT4N360
Sadly this is something us English folks are as known for as football hooligans, the Venn diagram for both is just one circle though…
TarmenAmzarian
Michelle Wolf: 'Every time I come over here, I feel better about America.' - David Michell: 'That's what we're HERE for!' Big Fat Quiz 2018
hotdoginathermos
muchkevin
I was going to say the same! Lmao
thedudeman519
That's the great thing about alcoholism being socially acceptable across the world!
SpoonOfDoom
Since when is alcoholism socially acceptable? Are you aware that means more than just "drinks alcohol"?
I am.
Gaelwyn
She doesn’t seem drunk to me.
DanielGayLewis
You kidding? She’s definitely shit housed
No I wasn’t kidding. I guess I can’t tell the difference between people who are just shit and people who are drunk and shit. Avoid them all.
Good move
Flushed face, slurred speech and her half open eyes tell me she is sloshed
SmokyDoggg
lol American Airlines don't put up with that Bullshit. She'd get b& in a heartbeat.
CheeseborgarSoop
GlenL
"You may not have a job tomorrow" -woman who didn't have a job tomorrow
Tabitha opened up a can of 100% all natural whoop ass. Love it.
PiercedViking
Organic, free-ranged, fair trade, non-GMO whoop ass!
KillingTlme
She was being quite the Ted there
xenorac
Ted?
Basically a Karen. Perhaps should only be used for Men.
freeloaderr
Apparently delta airlines: https://www.syracuse.com/news/2018/02/woman_kicked_off_plane_syracuse_suspended_job.html but awesome none the les
Invada
Oh, that sweet sweet justice. I live for that shit.
Classic Karen behavior.
bippityboppitybuttsex
https://www.syracuse.com/news/2018/02/woman_kicked_off_plane_syracuse_suspended_job.html womp womp
tipcity
TL10
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scree06
*psst* Puppet's name is Randy. There's probably more out there
SexuallyAwkwardDonkey
It's a bit easier to kick them off the plane when it's still on the ground though, or is it?
graffr
GlowstickJedi
Good news! She has been banned for life from Jet2 and given a £5k fine, sauce in next reply:
Puts a smile on my face.
Kompa
"Named, shamed and banned for life." lmao what savageness
Probablyaniceguy
Believe me friend, European Authorities are just as harsh on this shit. She is in for a World of hurt.
Watching the UK Customs show, they seem to be mostly concerned by people bringing in cigarettes.
crusaderforpoland
Why cigarettes?
Judging by the show, folks smuggle them in when they're flying in, with the intent of selling them.
It's not customs that deal with this. Its the Police.
SomeDetroitGuy
Never try that "Do you know who I am?" bullshit with people who have actual authority.
BigStacksThrowItOnThemBigFatTatties
That's Jeff Vader, he runs the death star.
Ruhig
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?" "No, please tell me. Ok, thanks, I've added you to the ban list."
This is not a game of who the fuck are you, for I am Vader, Darth Vader, Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought!
Isometimestakethingsliterally
I didn't have to unmute it to know she was English.
C0baltBlue
Same. Not sure if it was the outfit or her face, but everything screamed "chav"
circlebreaker
https://youtu.be/GiHdpAVIHgo
Wasn't she on the Misfits?
TheEncryptedAfro
Could smell the vinegar and chips from the states.
haveueverwentfast
U fukin wot m8?
Nah jk me too. Something about her mannerisms and the outfit.
SergeyPrkl
and it was horrible. WTF
GetOffMyLawnYa
'orrible.
SanchoPliskin
That’s just drunk bri’ish
troyandabedpostoniiiiimgur
Leeds/Bradford area maybe
It doesn't sound even remotely Scottish. Northern, yes, but definitely South of the border.
rudejohn
West Yorkshire according to news articles.
DaveTBull
Brummy
Nope, Yorkshire.
GnikNella
Not even close.
SirScrollsAlot
It's definitely a Midlands accent ... Wolverhampton or Birmingham, I can't tell which is worse
*Bhumming'am
Nope way off, she’s from Yorkshire…
DKB13
Thats definitely Northern, not West Midlands
I’m from the midlands and that’s definitely not a midlands accent. My partner is northern and so it that accent.
AngMoPrime
Nah that's Middlesbrough/Darlo. My ilk...
It's more likely Yorkshire; listen to the way she pronouces "face" and "phone". So yeah, Sheffield or Leeds, perhaps.
swagb98623
I usually enjoy the Yorkshire accent but this crazy lady has ruined it for me
Don't worry, this adorable early example of a viral video is here to save the day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB3ieNhEsDY
TheJazzButcher
Goodmerlinpeen
If this was titled "Liam Gallagher's daughter makes a drunken scene on a Ryanair flight to Ibiza" I would just nod.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Nasty bitch
JohnBrooks2001
Can you imagine how satisfying it would be to slap her into a coma ???
commentsivehadafew
She’ll get lots of practice not flying over the next several years
hnngh
DriveByPianist
Stupid is as stupid does
IliveIdyeIliveagain
howiez1
“No ticket”
driftaway8
Kaley Cuoco from wish
Sixsystems
More like Walmart (If the UK has Walmart)
Kroesus
She reminded me of Vicki Pollard (Little Britain character).
TheLastBeerBender
In retrospect, putting the dentist office with full anestesia service at the airport was not the greatest idea.
Trimule
Actually (news story) she was headed to Turkey for dental work.
whywait
Vile!
ZiggyBuggyDooo
She not drunk shes always like this you don't want to see her drunk
nodyourhead
I’ve gone to school and worked with people who are like this, it’s their attitude/personality nearly all the time.
Arock77
bagwithwhichonedouches
Asa Akira she do.
EggFooYung
Judging from the smile on her face she just found a new fetish.
Arock77
*remembered a preexisting fetish
MikeF1982
Eh, from the lack of freaking out it's most likely not her first rodeo.
wiserita
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
FierceAndAdorable
I see a need for a brig on airplanes, more so than a bathroom
Teddyfreakingroosevelt
I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one. 100 people x 5 hour flight + no bathrooms = bad time
FierceAndAdorable
Most people never use inflight bathroom. Just put a urinal in the corner of the brig, and tell people to aim
4vie
Overhead luggage compartment?
spaceboyardee
So gross.
rift555
I didn't understand 70% of what she said.
Trimule
Speaking fluent Yorkshire?
sliveroflight
Conveniently 100% doesn't matter.
TheDizzyToast
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-screamed-slapped-jet2-26546156
ItsWithAQ
Damn, she even slapped the jet!
TheHornyPolice
That’s because the jet fooking touched her ‘-‘
fractalsphere
OMG those flight attendants have the patience of saints. I would have body slammed her at some point.
airen
I love the lady in the back just like ‘yea im gonna just do my thing n get food/bev ready they got this’
Yupurineutah
I was thinking a head butt to the forehead would be sobering.
Zaruzen
Serious question. If she continue to make problem and being an ass. What happens? Are flight attendants allowed to subdue passangers?
paperfanman
I’ve seen videos on here of aggressive drunks duct taped to chairs
Magnasplit
If it really escalates I think everyone can react and restrain. Think they just make an emergency landing footing the bill to the lady
Magnasplit
courtesy of @TheDizzyToast https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-screamed-slapped-jet2-26546156 They landed in Vienna.
obarey
They probably call airport security.
Zaruzen
But what if they are inflight already?
LoligoTX
Airlock.
JLB36602
TO THE BRIG!
Shoutrr
step 1: be shitfaced drunk
RickyTickyB
Only way to fly
ThaneofGlamis
Is she what’s called a “chav”
ShadowNettik
Yeah, big time
RexFury
i thought she was just british
DerbyDad03
I thought she was just brutish.
CrunchyHombre
Step 3: Pick up the duck
AnthonyBlumpkins
Step 4: Repeat your self. Repeat yourself. A lot. Repeat yourself a lot. Repeat. Repeat yourself a lot. A lot.
W0lfsbl00d
No, that's step 2. Step 1 is being a cunt in general.
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Nope. Being a shitty ass person is step 1, every time. Many many ppl have been drunk on flights, me included. We don't act like this
aintnothinbutahounddog28
The initiating factor isn't booze or pills. It's being a horrible person, then step 2 is booze/pills which brings it out. If you aren't
aintnothinbutahounddog28
horrible to begin with alcohol won't make you act like this. I drink heavily and sometimes take pills when I fly, I'm always polite. Always
copperdomebodhi
A U.K. native had too much to drink?
WillJeSuis
As someone from the UK...I honestly can't really tell if the person is drunk, some people are actually like this without drinking...
METROlD
ok
Easykehl
That’s like step 100 or more. Step 1 is being born to bad parents.
Shoutrr
no. being drunk, or being alcoholic doesn't mean they had bad parents or are struggling in any way. social alcoholism is a sneaky thing.
AgnosticPaladin
I'm drunk a lot. It's a very different condition from being an asshole.
ThisIsAWasteOfMyTime
Nature vs nurture is a complex topic, but I feel relatively confident saying some people will just become dicks even with good parents.
Kbantar
And some people with bad parents will turn out kind. We are effected by family, but not fully programmed by them.
Kbantar
Yes, I use effected as a verb which is grammatically correct in a few instances like this one.
AgnosticPaladin
Very few, i think. On the other hand, a lot will become dicks with rich parents that think they were also very good parents.
ThisIsAWasteOfMyTime
I don't believe parenting has as bid impact as you do. Sure, it's a major factor but so are genes, so are other environmental factors like >
ThisIsAWasteOfMyTime
family economic situation, school, etc., and all the things that happen to you to shape you after your childhood... I think that the "If >
Kbantar
My brother is an wife abusing dick. Our parents were wonderful, kind, and patient.
Kagenical
Nah, step 1: be one of those immature fuckos that can't control themselves on booze but continue to drink anyways.
ThinkThisOut
Nah, step 1 be hot when young and not know that you’re not anymore and have to follow rules now
Zerod
#illigalizeIT. 4Real, booze is fkn stupid. If you need it to have fun theres smnt wrong with you and you need help.
BlueLanternBraxx
I agree, but illegalizing it won't do anything. They will just get a new black market.
Kittynomnoms
What a stupid takeaway, only emphasized but your stupidly written comment.
kingkongkeom
British on vacation...we are used to it in Europe. Yes yes yes, not all of them. But you all know who I am talking about.
inb4tolduso
I’m with you.. to a degree. People often forget at altitude that you can’t handle anywhere near as much as you normally would.<
inb4tolduso
Not defending the wretch in this situation, just stating a fact ??
PapaUbu
Unfortunately I guarantee its not that, the old British tradition of getting wasted before you get on the flight, strikes again ?
butthurtnevergetsbetter
If you get like that when drunk, you should be responsible enough to not get drunk anymore.
DerbyDad03
Attempting to apply rational concepts to an irrational mind is a fruitless endeavor.
Zaranthan
As a recovering alcoholic, I don't think it's fair to call someone still struggling in the dark "immature". It's a lonely place.
Kagenical
Immature, in this context, has nothing to do with the addiction, and everything to do with their actions. There's just no excuse for this.
QueefBurglarSixtyNine
You’re not wrong. Glad you have it under control
SarcasticComment
The immature part is disrupting a flight filled with passengers and crew. You have no right to become a danger to employees.
Kbantar
I should also mention that most obnoxious drunks aren't technically addicts. And not all alcoholics are violent. Glad you're recovering.
jo0owe
And yet i dont think its fair that people around her needs to suffer for her problems. Having myself addiction problem, i wouldnt do that
BishlamekGurpgork
Nobody said it excused her behavior.
maxismoderatelysexy
Hot take: you can be sick, and while it explains your behavior it doesn't excuse it. Goes for mental health and addiction. 1/
Kbantar
Harmful antisocial behavior regardless of reason isn't exactly mature. But I get your point.
Snowbella1
HansImaginationStar
Reading Charlie and the C with my kids nowadays, nice reference
TheBlueMuppet
Lmfao, so, i listen to a lot of Reddit Reader videos on yt, and C is "cocaine" because they cant say it. Youve made me consider new things.
HansImaginationStar
Oh dear, typing Chocolatefactory just to be clear
TheBlueMuppet
Aww, i liked it better the other way, lol
TheHeavyInfantryMandalorian
Same energy
copingcabana
Veruc Assault
anitabieror6
underrated comment
Kagenical
Have fun getting arrested when you land :3 And Jail food is the fucking worst, sucks for hangover munchies.
bobbsr
And taking the bus for now on…
JoeT85
Unfortunately, telling a loud asshole they're behaving like a loud asshole, makes them want to argue with you like a loud asshole.
LaffertyDanie1
Sounds like you're speaking from experience so post is pre fact checked
ForTheLoveofGodAndAllThatIsHolyMyAnusIsBleeding
"What's the deal with jail food"? -Jerry Seinfeld
Raanmaz
Enjoy never flying again
Drix1942
She was fined £5000 but not jailed. I really hoped for an arrest.
therealsarahconnor
Not excusing her behavior, but at least she didn’t cross the line and assault anyone.
theoutdoorrageous
I got vegetarian jail food and it was actually tasty.
Dissipo
Yep… poor life choices that day
fishstick22
and then play this clip on repeat for the entire time you are waiting to be arraigned
oliharris19697
She is British I don’t think she would no the food is bad in prison
Mediathug
Sounds sorta Scottish
JonLuker
Oh dear me no. She's from "Oop Narf" (Up North), somewhere in the Yorkshire area by the sounds of things. Maybe Bolton?
IRFingers
I bet your country doesn't even allow pasteurised cheese lol
anitabieror6
mmm terrible, just like mom used to make
Tealeaf2002
She got a £5G fine and let go. Should have just opened the door on her.
wthamidoinghere
banned from flying for life as well
mikeatike
No wonder people are upset about 5G.
trigonman3
Yeah, a 5K fine would have been more, 5120 instead of 5000
SlightlyDodgy
£5K
userfriendly19777
How about the fine for diverting a plane with unscheduled security landing and a life time ban of all airlines.
mikeatike
These are not mutually exclusive.
knowallknownothing
Those should divert to an island. That way they’re stuck and have to take a 30 hour boat ride to get to land.
idonthavetimeforthiseither
Divert to Newark, that'll teach her lol
Sniperhit
Holy crap, thats possibly the worst place anyone should go, I love it.
Lampmonster
Send her to Karen Island. We'll put them all on an island with plenty of food and water and watch them die anyway on CCTV.
3lv3n
Battle Royale: Karen Island
HappyEunuchorn
That's a George Carlin joke
Lampmonster
He wanted to use one of the square states, but pretty much.
DigitalWaffle
Hope she gets arrested, banned from this airline, fined for drunken conduct, and realize she behaved like a twat.
Radix865
Everything else I can imagine except that last part...
DigitalWaffle
oh and apologizes to the staff. Definitely needs to apologize.
Jamroast
They never want to see her again, fuck the apology.
amismenow
Could be a letter
Jamroast
I doubt she is the type to apologize for anything unless forced...
Sixsystems
She was and she has. https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/jet2-passenger-slaps-fine-banned-b2043053.html
FiveShiftOne
Booo, paywalled
Sixsystems
Wasn't for me.
nodyourhead
“Jet2 has hit a disruptive passenger who forced one of its flights to divert with a £5,000 bill and banned her from flying with the airline
nodyourhead
… for life. The carrier named the aggressive woman, who shouted at crew and slapped fellow passengers on Monday’s flight from Manchester to
JohnSmithterms
Tifandi
The hero that we need
whitebbwolf
PapaUbu
Drunk brit chav + jet 2 cheap flights to Croatia = a fucking nightmare.
Trimule
Supposedly "on her way to dental treatment in Turkey" (The Sun) Like US going to Mexico for cheap dentistry? Long wait for poor care in UK?
jakedafish
Yup. The Tory’s have been trying to Americanise the NHS for the last 30 years by stripping their funding. Go go privatised healthcare!
scouserinexile
Nothing to do with lack of treatment in UK. Turkey do cheap cosmetic dentistry aka "Turkey Teeth". Similar to how the US butchers teeth
YoungBlood401
Should be jailed just for that outfit.
FallenJester
You say that, but hose her down, give her a pasty, and I've got a jail cell ready for her
DrMissAnonymous
ElbowDeepInAHorse
I no longer crave muffins
MacNero00
Frank Reynolds: Dennis, your mule is shit. I'm no longer turned on by mules.
Arock77
"Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right"
MechaNinja
I see you too are a fan of classical art.
Arock77
MechaNinja
Who tf is downvoting people for liking Hackers?
Arock77
Or even just referencing it? Who knows anymore lol?
icommentwithsteveharvey
Willing to wager there aren't even pockets in those pants
xj4low
Clothes should have an age limit. Because you can squeeze into it doesn't mean you won't look like a marshmallow with a rubber band on it.
smaard
Exactly, it's a horrible sight imho
xj4low
Typically someone who refuses to believe they don't have college cheerleader body anymore. Add a kid or two and a bottle a day wine = result
DrMissAnonymous
That’s not an age limit, that’s a waist limit
JustHereForTheMemes0321
*snaps* indeed
30H1PPU5
Body shaming isn’t cool, even if that person is a cunt. Make fun of her cunty behavior, that’s the issue here.
Anythinggoes4455
Check my favorites ?
dontbeabee
No one should wear all white spandex, no matter how fit they are.
mike8464
Yes and no,a Karen hair cut comes to mind.
Anythinggoes4455
Funny how you assume they are body shaming and don’t simply dislike the outfit
NoMasters
Sure.
30H1PPU5
We all know what’s happening here bud, if it were Morena Baccarin sporting that outfit you think it’d be DV’d since folks don’t like the fit
Anythinggoes4455
You are Still making an assumption that the original commenter was body shaming
wewillwewillbopyou
Seriously people should be able to wear whatever they are comfortable in. You don’t find something attractive? Fine, don’t look at it
TacoPoweredHelicopter
And people should be able to express they don't like an outfit.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
They never mentioned her body you did, and implied it was to be shamed. You are the one body shaming in this interaction.
30H1PPU5
Oh, suck it trebek. We all know exactly what this comment meant.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Well you did, because of your body shaming.
bigmuffin1
Somebody never got told no as a child
Kukiniloa
Ageing alcoholic trophy wife, have some sympathy. Not.
corvandus
Nah just a cooked northerner.
ICantThinkOfAU
Nah trust me given that accent? She absolutely did, a LOT. Parenting’s pretty old-school tough in northern England. What it often leads to1/
ICantThinkOfAU
is a confrontational attitude. Confrontation and humiliation don’t scare you when you’ve grown up with that shit your whole life 2/2
upfr0mhere
Clearly it works wonders
ICantThinkOfAU
Yeah almost as if shouting and berating your kid the entire time will turn them into a cunt, who coulda seen this coming?!
torisenblack
You look like someone who's never been punched in the fucking mouth... That's OK, we have the remedy. https://youtu.be/HivxFBB87-Y
Importaku
There’s always time
HunterZer0
Oh God. This is incredibly satisfying.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
As an American, I'm frankly just impressed it's not one of ours this time
number1keeper
Somehow I could tell she was one of ours before I even had the sound on...
SP4RT4N360
Sadly this is something us English folks are as known for as football hooligans, the Venn diagram for both is just one circle though…
TarmenAmzarian
Michelle Wolf: 'Every time I come over here, I feel better about America.' - David Michell: 'That's what we're HERE for!' Big Fat Quiz 2018
hotdoginathermos
muchkevin
I was going to say the same! Lmao
thedudeman519
That's the great thing about alcoholism being socially acceptable across the world!
SpoonOfDoom
Since when is alcoholism socially acceptable? Are you aware that means more than just "drinks alcohol"?
thedudeman519
I am.
Gaelwyn
She doesn’t seem drunk to me.
DanielGayLewis
You kidding? She’s definitely shit housed
Gaelwyn
No I wasn’t kidding. I guess I can’t tell the difference between people who are just shit and people who are drunk and shit. Avoid them all.
DanielGayLewis
Good move
thedudeman519
Flushed face, slurred speech and her half open eyes tell me she is sloshed
SmokyDoggg
lol American Airlines don't put up with that Bullshit. She'd get b& in a heartbeat.
CheeseborgarSoop
spaceboyardee
GlenL
"You may not have a job tomorrow" -woman who didn't have a job tomorrow
Zaranthan
30H1PPU5
Tabitha opened up a can of 100% all natural whoop ass. Love it.
PiercedViking
Organic, free-ranged, fair trade, non-GMO whoop ass!
KillingTlme
She was being quite the Ted there
xenorac
Ted?
KillingTlme
Basically a Karen. Perhaps should only be used for Men.
freeloaderr
Apparently delta airlines: https://www.syracuse.com/news/2018/02/woman_kicked_off_plane_syracuse_suspended_job.html but awesome none the les
Invada
Oh, that sweet sweet justice. I live for that shit.
userfriendly19777
Classic Karen behavior.
bippityboppitybuttsex
https://www.syracuse.com/news/2018/02/woman_kicked_off_plane_syracuse_suspended_job.html womp womp
tipcity
TL10
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scree06
*psst* Puppet's name is Randy. There's probably more out there
SexuallyAwkwardDonkey
It's a bit easier to kick them off the plane when it's still on the ground though, or is it?
graffr
GlowstickJedi
Good news! She has been banned for life from Jet2 and given a £5k fine, sauce in next reply:
GlowstickJedi
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-screamed-slapped-jet2-26546156
SmokyDoggg
Puts a smile on my face.
Kompa
"Named, shamed and banned for life." lmao what savageness
Probablyaniceguy
Believe me friend, European Authorities are just as harsh on this shit. She is in for a World of hurt.
PiercedViking
Watching the UK Customs show, they seem to be mostly concerned by people bringing in cigarettes.
crusaderforpoland
Why cigarettes?
PiercedViking
Judging by the show, folks smuggle them in when they're flying in, with the intent of selling them.
Probablyaniceguy
It's not customs that deal with this. Its the Police.
SomeDetroitGuy
Never try that "Do you know who I am?" bullshit with people who have actual authority.
BigStacksThrowItOnThemBigFatTatties
That's Jeff Vader, he runs the death star.
Ruhig
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?" "No, please tell me. Ok, thanks, I've added you to the ban list."
BigStacksThrowItOnThemBigFatTatties
This is not a game of who the fuck are you, for I am Vader, Darth Vader, Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought!
Isometimestakethingsliterally
I didn't have to unmute it to know she was English.
C0baltBlue
Same. Not sure if it was the outfit or her face, but everything screamed "chav"
circlebreaker
https://youtu.be/GiHdpAVIHgo
thedudeman519
Wasn't she on the Misfits?
TheEncryptedAfro
Could smell the vinegar and chips from the states.
haveueverwentfast
U fukin wot m8?
haveueverwentfast
Nah jk me too. Something about her mannerisms and the outfit.
SergeyPrkl
and it was horrible. WTF
GetOffMyLawnYa
'orrible.
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SanchoPliskin
That’s just drunk bri’ish
troyandabedpostoniiiiimgur
Leeds/Bradford area maybe
TarmenAmzarian
It doesn't sound even remotely Scottish. Northern, yes, but definitely South of the border.
rudejohn
West Yorkshire according to news articles.
DaveTBull
Brummy
SP4RT4N360
Nope, Yorkshire.
GnikNella
Not even close.
SirScrollsAlot
It's definitely a Midlands accent ... Wolverhampton or Birmingham, I can't tell which is worse
circlebreaker
*Bhumming'am
SP4RT4N360
Nope way off, she’s from Yorkshire…
DKB13
Thats definitely Northern, not West Midlands
GnikNella
I’m from the midlands and that’s definitely not a midlands accent. My partner is northern and so it that accent.
AngMoPrime
Nah that's Middlesbrough/Darlo. My ilk...
TarmenAmzarian
It's more likely Yorkshire; listen to the way she pronouces "face" and "phone". So yeah, Sheffield or Leeds, perhaps.
swagb98623
I usually enjoy the Yorkshire accent but this crazy lady has ruined it for me
TarmenAmzarian
Don't worry, this adorable early example of a viral video is here to save the day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB3ieNhEsDY