samuelmgill
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Dec 5, 2023 9:23 PM
samuelmgill
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Thefsm
Trough
MuffinProof
Oh I know... I know.
Alistairetheblu
BennyT1000
Found what I'm putting on my boss's retirement card
hetherweaversmagic
Sound!
raineryuzaki
Trough my eyes all you like.
AyatollahBahloni
I wish this great gift for every MAGA.
Roqinn
I should hang this up at work in the breakroom.
woozle
DJWill
If my ex could read, she would be pissed.
Commentsaboutyourusername
DJ play that burn!
DJWill
lol
TheOvy
Like a Dylan lyric: "I wish that for just one time, you could stand inside my shoes. And just for that one moment, I could be you. Yes, I wish that for just one time, you could stand inside my shoes. You’d know what a drag it is to see you."
DoctorPitt
Thanks mom
Fanaticalmoderate
Fantastic
Chronomechanist
I wonder what it's like having a Mother that supportive.
ReelPoop
thanks pop
Agentoatmeal
Yeah, thanks dad. My negative self voice I call my dad voice 🥲
KaijuMcCitysmash
Literally everyone in my family thinks this about my brother's wife
OCTAVlAN
One man's cunt wife is another man's dream girl.
uthminsta
Hey sis
spitfires2000
NGL...
Bonnedad
Plagiarizing Dylan here
13StepsToNowhere
"I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes and, just for that one moment, I could be you. Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes ... you’d know what a drag it is to see you." Bob Dylan, 'Positively 4th Street,' 1965
yeahhedugit
Referencing the time after his motorcycle accident when some people abandoned him.
squillis
Commentsaboutyourusername
Are you related to Squilliam?
theInfinitelyProlonged
RSRjarredallen
Ah yes, the street version of the Robert Burns poem "To A Louse" :
"Oh, would some Power the gift give us
To see ourselves as others see us!
It would from many a blunder free us..."
kikichunt
To a *what* now? XD
TheRealR0tb3rt
Speaking facts.
FloodingWaters
This is basically the ending of Paolini's Inheritance quadrilogy.
Commentsaboutyourusername
I thought it ended with everyone drowning?
FloodingWaters
Nah, i wasn't in it
GoodMorro
Maybe.. but your wrong with everything
iananimated
'you're'
GoodMorro
I was like whatever… and the bitches whatever’ed
iananimated
...Bitches leaving
Commentsaboutyourusername
I think his main point is basically fucholia bastards
GoodMorro
Your the only one who got that right
TheUrbanShaman
@BotDrawA dead mom pizza club in yhe style of the show Cheers
BotDrawA
[NSFW] @TheUrbanShaman Here's your drawing of a "dead mom pizza club in yhe style of the show Cheers"
BotDrawA
[NSFW] @TheUrbanShaman Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "dead mom pizza club in yhe style of the show Cheers, in style of Kelly Vivanco, in a tropical island, with palm trees, white sand beaches, and crystal-clear waters, tiki torches, hammocks, and outrigger canoes"
Izlingar
I feel it should be mandatory for people to take classes on morals and ethics growing up. Maybe then there would be less cunty people
axiomatik
Assholes believe they are acting ethically and morally. The worlds religions are filled with self-righteous assholes.
JaceArveduin
It'd be easier to make working in the service industry mandatory for a few years.
PandAnomoly
No see, I know plenty of people who worked in retail and Believe it should be hard, so while they hate customers doing it to them, they do it to others immediately after. This wouldn't solve it cus it already doesn't. If you're a cunt you'll stay one until truly humbled by some loss in your life.
WhoHim
While I agree with the sentiment, there isn't enough societal agreement on what is moral and ethical.
Izlingar
I feel like establishing that it's ok to be different, and it's not ok to force our views and beliefs on other people would be a good start
chicharrone
I've worked in three fairly large school districts that have "social-emotional development" curriculum for K-5. The lessons teach how to deal with feelings, solve problems with others, etc
iusedtodream
Use your words...
insertwittyjoke
We're sort of trying that in my country and let's just say it's revealed a sharp divide in what everyone believes ethical and moral truth really is.
RevengeIsIceCream
Which country?
insertwittyjoke
Canada