Mar 13, 2018 12:05 AM
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ThereIsntAnyCheeseInMyAss
Loved Kal in house.
SofterSheep
Man that Aziz Ansari guy sure goes by some weird Twitter handles
J0ND0E297
Actually there is a billion more from where they came from
Sesquey
Read first line in Aragorn's voice.
88wut
What’s wrong with her?!? He actually has over a billion accounts.
whittakerwalt
Kunal Nayyar makes $20 million a year for working on that godforsaken "Big Bang Theory" so I feel no sadness for him.
ZorkFox
I fucking love Sarah Silverman. My neighbors probably think I’m a lunatic for laughing this loud at midnight.
SnookerSylph
How is she funny/savage? That fruit was hanging lower than a Trump joke...
MFfromHell
Why does Twitter have to be so damned backwards with the replies?
MiddleTiddy
Good shit.
Occasionalfunnycomment
Make sure your WiFi is on while your on the can
cmgriff321
Biggest laugh I've had all day. The divine miss Sarah.
Cortezdelanoche
Frickin Sarah Silverman. That was hilarious.
newbornfiddle809
I think that's funniest thing she's ever come up with
Yeah not at all. She's really good. And savage.
Abbeel
Man that's pretty on-par for her humor. Just go watch her standup.
superbest
People get mark whalberg and Matt damen mixed up too
colinjbarr
Met kal penn once. Coolest fuckin dude
drainsmith
Are you sure it was him?
SoberAndBored
One of my all time favourite movie moments is her in the opening scene of "The Way of the Gun"
naxxremel
Does that first guy have anything to talk about besides being brown?
pigeonmulligan
Sarah going in for the kill. Love it.
jackocatt
Fuck dude like the 5th day in a row this has been reposted
GregoryMegatron
I read it with Indian accent then Sarah Silverman voice
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Michael Madsen. Tom Sizemore.
techpariah
Eduard Khil, Nikola Tesla and Jimmy Kimmel went way too far at the tanning salon.
BlackMagic0506
v
sayfcknwhat
Sarah Silverman looks like: Talia Shire, Posey Parker and Kate Beckinsale. 4 accounts....
fairybug
Am I missing a joke? None of these actors resemble one another.
KaminoNeko
Yes, that is the point. Despite not resembling each other at all, since they're among the few significant Indian and Pakistani men in/
American TV and film (I Aziz Ansari would round out the roster of recognizable ones), they get confused with each other. (All having the/
first initial K may also be part of it.) And Silverman is riffing on it by pretending she gets them confused, too.
Bluegrasslass
The ONLY time she's been funny.
dogonplane
Cereaza
Ah, man. I loved him on the Daily Show.
SlavShashlyk
Looks like brown Bill Nye The Science Guy
yourfathersbrothersnephewscousinsformerroomate
Brown Jamie Lee Curtis.
GoatBastard
Brown joey
afriendofmine
I miss abed so much, but I’m glad that it ended soon rather than becoming shit.
3rdEyeShut
The episode with betty white is probably my favorite
CheetoStains
Rewatching it rn
supraman2turbo
So she's a hypocrite....
FrenchButterPerformance
Aziz will always be funny
casbott
Except on a date.
Dionysus187
I don't like clowns.
BraveSlayer
Aaaaayy.
db17k
I love Aziz
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
RazzleDazzle69
He is so lovable
cyndarrus
I tried watching his stand-up but couldn't get past the high pitch whine
joeyjojosharknado
Alkuam2
Came looking for that.
brownsugga
As a brown man, I hate his annoying high pitched voice.
Noob3rts
Look at it this way, there are other things you could hate.
As a white woman, I do as well
RebelChicken
I don't like his speech pattern. Every joke sounds the same the way he tells it. Not bad in Parks and Recreation though.
Cuz it's scripted and he doesn't write them
TheBengalKatLady
And rapey
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
TonyTin
He didn't rape anyone
Won't argue but yes it was rapey a bit there
Don't misuse such a strong word as rape
It's not misuse and until you are put in that sutuation...I suggest you go eat a bag of dicks oh no wait before you get to leave suck it too
jackjoneslab
I honestly didn’t think she was that funny, this is pretty good though
CrackWivesMatter
Her TV show was shit. Her stand-up is excellent
IDONTKNOWWHATWEREYELLINGABOUTLOUDNOISES
Same. She hit the comedy wall a few years back, but this made me chortle whimsically.
cyno01
Im not a huge fan of her standup, but i loved the Sarah Silverman Program and loved her on Mr Show.
Merovean
Agreed her one thought was clever 15 years ago, been shit since. Truly paddling around with a broken oar in lake Kardashian.
shimmernshine
She's an excellent comedian but not a very good activist; it's difficult to take someone whose humor is based on irreverence seriously.
eggyismyfriend
Love her - you just hate Jews
Heisanevilgenius
I don't find her funny for the most part but now and then she knocks it out of the park.
Cyranojoe
IMO, she's a stellar comedy writer, but a pretty lousy stand-up/TV comedian. I saw her stand up once and it was uber cringey.
DontTryHarderJustBeBetter
Watch her most recent special on Netflix, some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard, honest
Same overused material tbh
homoerection
It’s like any comedian. Some is funny, some isn’t. It would be tough to nail it all the time
elephantpoe
Also doesn't help that humor is fairly subjective too.
ShamelessSeamus
Not everyone gets to be Dave Chappelle
TheLittleDetailsOfImgur
He misses every once in a while too.
ikindafail
Didn't he just have some standup that pissed a lot of people off because it was anti trans?
mechanimated
she gets pigeonholed in movies aaaall the time, esp by male writers -___- like that fucking awful million ways to die movie...
Have you seen "The Way of the Gun" ?
nope! is it like a better version of million ways to die?
No. It's about two criminals and a kidnapping. The opening scene sees the 2 criminals (Benicio Del Torro and Ryan Phillipe) accidentally
set off a car alarm outside a nightclub. The car owner yells at them, but it's his girlfriend (Sarah Silverman) who really cranks up the
scuttleKrab
She’s hilarious, just also offensive
Gribblecillin
To be honest, her best years of comedy are well behind her. It's like shes trading her humor to stay gorgeous as she ages.
Chaimgoldbergenstein
She's built like a fridge though
Lobuttomize
It's all makeup
realistichorsegonadbehavior
Please tell me that's an original joke. That shit's hilarious.
Ghost662
She's also pretty vulgar, but it's at least got more substance than Amy Schumer.
effector
Leaving the bar on the floor for measurement?
RaynWisp
Way to aim for the topsoil, bub
Sm9yCg
Donald Trump is funnier than Amy Schumer.
IrgendSoEinTyp
Well everything Donald trump does is hilarious, sadly it is saddening and frightening as well but you never know whether to laugh or cry
Quite unlike Amy Schumer who is just lame, boring and awkward.
malbec
My last dump had more substance than Amy Schumer
The vacuum of space has more substance.
pookieeatworld
I was going to say a block of aero gel, but yours works.
FaoySamfs
She's mostly just offensive and not really that funny any more. Hilarious but offensive would be Tosh, Jeselnik, or Lampanelli.
FuckityFucker
See, theres the difference, you actually think Tosh is funny.
Tosh is definitely funny. I'm not saying he's the best or anything, but he's funny, unless you're sensitive I suppose.
I haven't heard anything new from him in a while but I like his old stuff.
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Being honest again, Tosh definitely has some good materiel. He beat himself into the ground w/ the show, but we can't all be Dave Chapelle.
JustAnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromThePaleolithicEra
Agreed, funny before the show but you can’t live of off that kinda material and not evolve over time.
ThereIsntAnyCheeseInMyAss
Loved Kal in house.
SofterSheep
Man that Aziz Ansari guy sure goes by some weird Twitter handles
J0ND0E297
Actually there is a billion more from where they came from
Sesquey
Read first line in Aragorn's voice.
88wut
What’s wrong with her?!? He actually has over a billion accounts.
whittakerwalt
Kunal Nayyar makes $20 million a year for working on that godforsaken "Big Bang Theory" so I feel no sadness for him.
ZorkFox
I fucking love Sarah Silverman. My neighbors probably think I’m a lunatic for laughing this loud at midnight.
SnookerSylph
MFfromHell
Why does Twitter have to be so damned backwards with the replies?
MiddleTiddy
Good shit.
Occasionalfunnycomment
Make sure your WiFi is on while your on the can
cmgriff321
Biggest laugh I've had all day. The divine miss Sarah.
Cortezdelanoche
Frickin Sarah Silverman. That was hilarious.
newbornfiddle809
I think that's funniest thing she's ever come up with
Sesquey
Yeah not at all. She's really good. And savage.
Abbeel
Man that's pretty on-par for her humor. Just go watch her standup.
superbest
People get mark whalberg and Matt damen mixed up too
colinjbarr
Met kal penn once. Coolest fuckin dude
drainsmith
Are you sure it was him?
SoberAndBored
One of my all time favourite movie moments is her in the opening scene of "The Way of the Gun"
naxxremel
Does that first guy have anything to talk about besides being brown?
pigeonmulligan
Sarah going in for the kill. Love it.
jackocatt
Fuck dude like the 5th day in a row this has been reposted
GregoryMegatron
I read it with Indian accent then Sarah Silverman voice
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Michael Madsen. Tom Sizemore.
techpariah
Eduard Khil, Nikola Tesla and Jimmy Kimmel went way too far at the tanning salon.
BlackMagic0506
sayfcknwhat
Sarah Silverman looks like: Talia Shire, Posey Parker and Kate Beckinsale. 4 accounts....
fairybug
Am I missing a joke? None of these actors resemble one another.
KaminoNeko
Yes, that is the point. Despite not resembling each other at all, since they're among the few significant Indian and Pakistani men in/
KaminoNeko
American TV and film (I Aziz Ansari would round out the roster of recognizable ones), they get confused with each other. (All having the/
KaminoNeko
first initial K may also be part of it.) And Silverman is riffing on it by pretending she gets them confused, too.
Bluegrasslass
The ONLY time she's been funny.
dogonplane
Cereaza
Ah, man. I loved him on the Daily Show.
SlavShashlyk
Looks like brown Bill Nye The Science Guy
yourfathersbrothersnephewscousinsformerroomate
Brown Jamie Lee Curtis.
GoatBastard
Brown joey
afriendofmine
I miss abed so much, but I’m glad that it ended soon rather than becoming shit.
3rdEyeShut
The episode with betty white is probably my favorite
CheetoStains
Rewatching it rn
supraman2turbo
So she's a hypocrite....
FrenchButterPerformance
Aziz will always be funny
casbott
Except on a date.
Dionysus187
I don't like clowns.
BraveSlayer
Aaaaayy.
db17k
I love Aziz
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
RazzleDazzle69
He is so lovable
cyndarrus
I tried watching his stand-up but couldn't get past the high pitch whine
joeyjojosharknado
Alkuam2
Came looking for that.
brownsugga
As a brown man, I hate his annoying high pitched voice.
Noob3rts
Look at it this way, there are other things you could hate.
dogonplane
As a white woman, I do as well
RebelChicken
I don't like his speech pattern. Every joke sounds the same the way he tells it. Not bad in Parks and Recreation though.
brownsugga
Cuz it's scripted and he doesn't write them
TheBengalKatLady
And rapey
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
TonyTin
He didn't rape anyone
TheBengalKatLady
Won't argue but yes it was rapey a bit there
TonyTin
Don't misuse such a strong word as rape
TheBengalKatLady
It's not misuse and until you are put in that sutuation...I suggest you go eat a bag of dicks oh no wait before you get to leave suck it too
jackjoneslab
I honestly didn’t think she was that funny, this is pretty good though
CrackWivesMatter
Her TV show was shit. Her stand-up is excellent
IDONTKNOWWHATWEREYELLINGABOUTLOUDNOISES
Same. She hit the comedy wall a few years back, but this made me chortle whimsically.
cyno01
Im not a huge fan of her standup, but i loved the Sarah Silverman Program and loved her on Mr Show.
Merovean
Agreed her one thought was clever 15 years ago, been shit since. Truly paddling around with a broken oar in lake Kardashian.
shimmernshine
She's an excellent comedian but not a very good activist; it's difficult to take someone whose humor is based on irreverence seriously.
eggyismyfriend
Love her - you just hate Jews
Heisanevilgenius
I don't find her funny for the most part but now and then she knocks it out of the park.
Cyranojoe
IMO, she's a stellar comedy writer, but a pretty lousy stand-up/TV comedian. I saw her stand up once and it was uber cringey.
DontTryHarderJustBeBetter
Watch her most recent special on Netflix, some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard, honest
TonyTin
Same overused material tbh
homoerection
It’s like any comedian. Some is funny, some isn’t. It would be tough to nail it all the time
elephantpoe
Also doesn't help that humor is fairly subjective too.
ShamelessSeamus
Not everyone gets to be Dave Chappelle
homoerection
TheLittleDetailsOfImgur
He misses every once in a while too.
ikindafail
Didn't he just have some standup that pissed a lot of people off because it was anti trans?
mechanimated
she gets pigeonholed in movies aaaall the time, esp by male writers -___- like that fucking awful million ways to die movie...
SoberAndBored
Have you seen "The Way of the Gun" ?
mechanimated
nope! is it like a better version of million ways to die?
SoberAndBored
No. It's about two criminals and a kidnapping. The opening scene sees the 2 criminals (Benicio Del Torro and Ryan Phillipe) accidentally
SoberAndBored
set off a car alarm outside a nightclub. The car owner yells at them, but it's his girlfriend (Sarah Silverman) who really cranks up the
scuttleKrab
She’s hilarious, just also offensive
Gribblecillin
To be honest, her best years of comedy are well behind her. It's like shes trading her humor to stay gorgeous as she ages.
Chaimgoldbergenstein
She's built like a fridge though
Lobuttomize
It's all makeup
realistichorsegonadbehavior
Please tell me that's an original joke. That shit's hilarious.
Ghost662
She's also pretty vulgar, but it's at least got more substance than Amy Schumer.
effector
Leaving the bar on the floor for measurement?
RaynWisp
Way to aim for the topsoil, bub
Sm9yCg
Donald Trump is funnier than Amy Schumer.
IrgendSoEinTyp
Well everything Donald trump does is hilarious, sadly it is saddening and frightening as well but you never know whether to laugh or cry
Sm9yCg
Quite unlike Amy Schumer who is just lame, boring and awkward.
malbec
My last dump had more substance than Amy Schumer
Sm9yCg
The vacuum of space has more substance.
pookieeatworld
I was going to say a block of aero gel, but yours works.
FaoySamfs
She's mostly just offensive and not really that funny any more. Hilarious but offensive would be Tosh, Jeselnik, or Lampanelli.
FuckityFucker
See, theres the difference, you actually think Tosh is funny.
Ghost662
Tosh is definitely funny. I'm not saying he's the best or anything, but he's funny, unless you're sensitive I suppose.
FaoySamfs
I haven't heard anything new from him in a while but I like his old stuff.
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Gribblecillin
Being honest again, Tosh definitely has some good materiel. He beat himself into the ground w/ the show, but we can't all be Dave Chapelle.
JustAnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromThePaleolithicEra
Agreed, funny before the show but you can’t live of off that kinda material and not evolve over time.