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Apr 16, 2025 2:49 AM
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Ghlargh
So when someone says they can fuck you straight they don't mean sexual orientation, they mean they can straighten your spine?
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
So she was/is brave enough!
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Girl got her back blown in.
Lontri
I fucked up my tailbone some years ago, and I've been fantasizing about putting something inflatable up my bitt and slowly inflating it to push the damn thing back in place. I just feel like that would do it.
cosonfused
amma need a source
shorey66
Yeah I'm cashing shenanigans. That dildo is as bright as the bones meaning it would have to be as dense as the bone to attenuate the x-ray photons like that. Something's fucked
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
Ah yes, The Chronicles of Back Bain. One of the lesser appreciated entries in the DC canon.
Hotsauceman
Wait, I’ve seen this hentai.
iluvdis
Unattainable standards. I mean, I'm small, but next to that thing. We don't stand a chance boys
GreatHair
then it started vibrating, and she could sing like her voice was behind the fan
BukkakedileDundee
I want to adjust you from the inside.
turbovespa
Justminutesago
Also worked on my strep throat
NinjaCongo
What are you doing strep throat?
WhatisaYute
Kind of the plot to the song Throw Some Ass by Sofi Tukker. Fun music video too.
charondaboatman
PAIGU!!
JustSomePersonThere
OH shit is that a PLAUGE-U reference in the wild???
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Fixed my scoliosis the same way.
WeatherWiz
Username checks out
Duskspeed
Gotta tell Timur Doctorov about this shit...
Foxsayy
I want a source on the meme. Did that...actually happen?
DaveSamsonite
No. Chronicle Back Bain can only be solved with an Orgy.
SodomySnake
"Hmm, a case of 'When you insert a giant dildo in your anus and your back pain suddenly disappears.'"
SneakyTrojan
I would 100% be on board if shoving a massive dildo up my ass would fix my chronic back pain
flexstar
4thwalled
ruint
fits perfect now
whywritemythesiswhenihaveinternet
Good for her
BoblovesMac31415101
Chronicle
noun
a factual written account of important or historical events in the order of their occurrence.
"a vast chronicle of Spanish history"
Mathomless
So, dildo editor, maybe editor dildo... Some job titles can be complicated.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
XuncuTheTiger
So............. can I get some translated sauce on that?
SmoeAhsolse
MelodyLightfoot
Sure but you'll have to give the translator a hand.
AlexanderElcazorro
Doctor: We've tried everything else, but... there is this one treatment. Someone in Japan came across it accidentally and we think it might work for you.
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
So tell me doctor, why do you have the right tool for the job in your desk drawer? What a huge coincidence...
SmoeAhsolse
"Not that huge. The one I keep at home is three times this size."
cousteau
As someone with chronicle back bain, this looks promising, but the procedure is probably a pain in the ass.
Kehy
With enough lube there's a way
medsal15
MagmaCarta
StillAKidAtHeart
Underrated Response of the Week!
Zeterai
Paige, no!
LollieCom
I had fallen and for over a year if I parted my legs wrong even in sleep it would awaken me with excruciating pain. So I was afraid to have sex... a year later and under the influence I gave in... there was a "pop" and that pain was gone. It never came back. Made me feel like I sure should have had sex sooner. But who knew, right.
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
I had a similar experience. After a fall down some concrete stairs, I couldn't wear high heels without a neurological burning in my big toe. A few years later, entered a sexual relationship post-pandemic and *pop* can wear high heels, again
SmoeAhsolse
I believe I have heard a dissertation given on this subject by one Dr. Marvin Gaye.
WeatherWiz
Did you…still have sex after??
ruint
once you pop you just can't stop
iamlegendinjapan
I've got 5 herniated discs. The dildo I'll need to use is going to have to be huge.
Revelant
I dont hear a No.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Ask a friend for help.
DeerLord44
Have you ever seen the moby huge? Might be what you're after
DaveSamsonite
Try a Louisville Slugger?
MrFancyPanzer
@knotsaremyspecialty help a man out
KnotsAreMySpecialty
Bruther we must get to work there's a lot to be done
CrisprCAS
Time to take a chance
ananfro
I like that pun. It’s got some flare to it
Munchman347
I can recommend this now because it's no longer Top Secret...
MyRespectableAlterEgo
Less painful than dealing with insurance companies.
CommentMalone
Paige ...
Salpinus
There's balloon types, and some of the new silicone material is weirdly soft and rigid at the same time. There's a whole jungle out there for the adventurous!
atomicassailant
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11670219/Artist-51-plagued-pain-says-using-dildos-helped-immensely.html
MipMop
"...makes her own dildos out of ceramics as a business, even fashioning one in the shape of ex-US president Donald Trump."
SmoeAhsolse
The only, ONLY, value I can see out of learning this is that we can make a pun about "grabbing him by your pussy" and I'm not sure if we break even.
NinjaCongo
Rear entry only.
SithElephant
I note how close this dildo is to the belly button. If it slips in, they may well take it out the front.
SmoeAhsolse
That seems like it may cause additional injuries, from her ribs down to her-knee-yeah?
combatwombat0
That'd make for an odd C-section
Torvucci
That's how they get some out, when they get stuck.
Saw a gif of that not so long ago.
Pilgrymm
Can a giant dildo fix 4 bulging discs? Asking for myself, I have no friends...
lunatic02
McKenzie back program.
cousteau
Sorry, what was that about the 4 bulging dicks?
CrisprCAS
It couldn't hurt. Actually, wait...
nation543
Just initially, going in. Past a certain point, it's a different experience all together.
Targe0
Just the tip.
Revelant
We could try!
Spidey209
I could have used that. But I would have had to swallow it.
Broonstar
it might take your mind off of them for a while
Pilgrymm
hobojones85
4 dildos will be needed
Pilgrymm
Well, line em up!
Boatsntoes
Honestly people who don’t know how bad back pain can be don’t understand that a football sized dildo seems worth it if it fixes the pain.
randomstringofletters
Pilgrymm
AReallySatisfyingPoo
The discs won't be the only thing bulging
Pilgrymm
Ohh yeah
DustyMcKnuckles
One way to find out!
Pilgrymm
Yamusa
You mean in, or better up.
iamlegendinjapan
I've got five herniated discs and a spinal cord stimulator. I'll be your friend
Pilgrymm
Omg I'm getting an SCS! Got two mri got it next week. High five!
iamlegendinjapan
One of the best things I have ever done. It really works.
Pilgrymm
Great to hear, I'm really hoping it helps, my doc says it'll help my CRPS in my leg also which would be a godsend. 6 years in a wheelchair because of a spider.
iamlegendinjapan
Dang that is rough. Mine is down to really bad degenerative disc disease.
PunkRage
Hi friend!
Pilgrymm
How's it going?
PunkRage
Just collecting huge back altering dildos, hbu
Pilgrymm
Watching firefly and dreaming of back-altering dildos.
PunkRage
Try one out, they don't just alter your back. They alter your life.