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3Davideo
#30 Look, man, he quite possibly survived the fall. It's the fact that he fell onto a major highway during rush hour traffic that killed him.
badmojo23
#7 Is there hair style?! Well, is there?!
thegarts
#31. There’s always something new with these mf’ers.
Lontri
#21 an orphan might have siblings though. I'll have to remember to look into it once I'm out of bed.
fallswinkingtothefloor
#31 Margaret Dumont: "You can't go with your trousers up!"
cryborg
I think it is time for a revolution..
TheRicM
#5 What about corn rows Zuko
currentresidentz
#35 I put on my robe and wizard hat...
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
#4 Considering that bending requires different movement and stances that seem to stem from your body, for example earth bending taking power from your physical stance which affects how well you can move the earth. I would hypothesize that you couldn't lift yourself with water from bending any more than you could lift yourself with your own hands from the ground. Bending has to follow some sort of physical rules. Except air bending. Air bending doesn't give a fuck.
xtraa
#1 "She smiled and whispered in his ear:…"
ae73aPandaDancer
So many good memes... so relative to me... I feel seen!
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#31 Follow up owl fact: Owls have tubular eyes, and they have to rotate their heads to look around because it would be physically impossible for them to have sufficient musculature to move eyes that big in their tiny little heads
dudbdjf
#3 No, no, can’t be. Hat’s different.
Brutok
True, also one runs the shop, one the docks and so on... They clearly have different lives and personalities.
southflhitnrun
#31 Seeing under this Owl's dress makes me uncomfortable. Did the owl give consent?
Brutok
It's for science!
RighteousRaven
#20 I've seen this meme used by some truly heinous people as an excuse to just be violent. Never sits well with me.
boblives
#2 there's a new season coming ands it going to be a post apocalypse with the next avatar after Korra, trying to survive being hunted by spirits and people
Dragonslayer183
#36 THEN GIMME SOME FUCKING WATER
fskn
#31
SonnyVabitch
His Majesty, King Charles III
IcemanChilled
KittyKlimt6
#20 this meme just reframed my high aggressive tendencies into something positive. Damn am I peaceful. That was the main reason I divorced my husband after years of him gaslighting me. I wanted to stay peaceful. I did. But it was close. Thank you @OP
TheIronPenguin
#7 What about xenomorphs?
Brutok
Xenomorphs are absolute queens and don't need any diets.
Ronelyn
#19 Yep. Survive. Get to another day where you get to smile. It'll happen. And the assholes out there *hate* that. :)
Brutok
"Be happy, the assholes hate it!" is surprisingly inspiring in a spiteful way.
Sypurist
I have a coworker who is an asshole, and we fight all the time, and it makes him so angry when I get acknowledged by management for doing a good job, and honestly, making him unhappy is more of a motivator for me than getting praised for doing good work.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#29 Look, it's an unwritten rule of gaming that, unless the game specifically gives you a carry limit, any bag, pocket or body cavity you store your various bits, bobs, and plunder in is functionally a bag of holding; you're carrying a portal to an extradimensional space around with you of COURSE the weight of things you put in it doesn't affect you.
astrangehop
This is why I'd make a bad DM. "Okay, you've made it about thirty miles towards the neighboring kingdom, the sun is setting and you're probably pretty hungry and thirsty by now. What did you bring for food and water?"
SlaaneshiRightsFront
I'd consider that general knowledge the characters would have, even if it the players don't consider it. Anyone traveling non-magically in a typical D&D style setting would know to bring adequate provisions, I'd probably only touch on it if they were doing a longer term expedition, or if someone wanted to lean into the roleplay of being the cook, you know, buying better ingredients and stuff. Plus, at a pinch, there's goodberries and create food and water (yymv depending on system & vibe)
pip1
I just put away my laundry and it's only been a (1) single day! I AM UNSTOPPABLE
Brutok
AShartInTheWind
#28 Because they're not. Most of them aren't based on anything even remotely accurate. Milk is one of the few that's at least somewhat accurate.
TI99Kitty
TBF, most of them are either "Sell By" dates or "Best By" dates, which is an indicator of freshness, and just means it tastes the best before those dates. The only real exception is perishable food (which still usually has a "Sell By", and not "Use By" date).
Most canned or boxed food is full of preservatives, so the most you usually have to worry about is whether it tastes stale. And frozen food get freezer burned if left frozen too long, which, AFAICT mainly makes it taste bad.
damogen
Exactly. It's less: "at this exact time and date it will instantly spoil" and more: "we're pretty sure it won't go bad before this date"
AShartInTheWind
Some aren't even based on an assumption, they're just made up entirely.
FizzyBacon
#1 I’s when you are out partying in inland Florida and then black out followed by being abruptly woken up in the middle of the night in a motel6 room covered in warm beer and then go back to sleep all discombobulated and slightly perturbed by your blurry experience only to wake back up with pink eye(s) in Alabama… upvote if you want me to continue my pamphlet noir!
demoncatmara
Continue!
FizzyBacon
I’ve got an early morning flight tomorrow, I’ll try and add some while I wait for my plane.
FizzyBacon
I’ve got an early morning flight tomorrow, I’ll try and add some while I wait for my plane.
3Davideo
#14 We're not Post-Apocalyptic, To be Post-Apocalyptic, we'd have to be *after* said apocalypse. We're still Mid-Apocalyptic, in a very mid apocalypse.
declanrowan
In Medi-Apocalypse res?
eadanke
I don't know where you live, but I'm 100% living in a native american post-apocalypse.
futurerobotfood
#7 why the heck do ghost type girls have to drink so much more water?
jethroismaxbaer5772
Because fighting psychic types is hard work.
HulaJesus
Ectoplasm takes a lotta water to make. Gotta stay hydrated
MithridateEupator
Water is see through, ghost is see through
EBlade19889
Therefore, we are bleach
Aurentis
The maths check out
byronwilliams4010
#31 Not always hidden.
zen524
Daddy
DorgEndo
Well now I want Stolas to go all hidden legs and freak out everyone with a short leg walk
PosthumousExile
When he goes full owl there's usually not many survivors
Grif2005
i would like to chill with Stolaz... he seems like a... HOOT to be around.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
ThatShiftyMonkey
They're an owl?
byronwilliams4010
Classical image:
NergalJester
The demon they're based on is definitely an owl, so I'd say yes.
Sturdycrotch
Was it not obvious?
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
For some reason I can't get into Hazbin Hotel, but I love Helluva Boss so much and this is my favorite character by far.
VolCana
It's the music
NairouTryyshokk
Hazbin hotel was orgiginally going to be as fucking wild as helluvaboss, but when it was picked up by amazon it needed to appeal to a larger audience. Hellovaboss, however, was not really made for profit. It was a passion project, and that shows by how unhinged and over the top it it. Too many shows(and games) pass through a "profitability" filter these days that it shows. So if i had to guess, thats what you are picking up on.
Yrmsteak
I'm the reverse, just tried HBoss for 2 or 3 episodes and I felt like I was watching Skibidi Toilet in cartoon form
Martecles
“That’s a mood, Gabriella”
SleeperXib
I heard this in his voice.
Sidewaysgts
Caught the music video for look my way by any chance? It was a fan made song that she liked so much they turned it into an actual video.
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
I did. I cried. Because I'm a fucking baby. But oh my God. My heart.
PosthumousExile
I'll be okay was a devastating song too with context
RobotDeathSquad24
#7 *their
PlainlyPuzzled
Not in modern days English
lozeldatkm
but is there hairstyle? well, is there???
madcatii
"is there their style"
cryborg
The person who can correct grammar in the face of torrential stuff is the one eyed man..
badboogl
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thecheerfulpessimist
Also, ectomorph lady is 100% going to collapse and be rushed to the hospital within the next 10 days, given that diet and body size.
Yrmsteak
caloric intake per day in the tens lmao
MrBismarck
#9 *through
Yrmsteak
your parents didn't have a looking trough for you? I'm sorry you had to be so visually underfed
MrBismarck
We had a looking bucket. My Dad would put a metal bucket on the ground and we could stand on it and see farther.