ryanmcg88
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I don't even live near water
Aug 23, 2017 9:23 PM
ryanmcg88
248398
6057
132
flerdaflerpflerps
._.
JohnMagus
Wot.
drasparagus
When that isn't firm enough:
4breakfast
David shrigley is a genius.
notacobra
https://youtu.be/PwNZsEeLTMs?t=3m53s
DoctorOfTheDitch
You in a fucking hospital. Cause it really looks like you in a hospital. Gift shop done turned into a Spencer's.
Gyinagal
AddNapalm
Butt swan
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Don't tell your wives about this.
VerdantApollo
Looks like something that would be in urban outfitters for $45, next to the shitty record players nobody buys.
StopShootingMe
43.52 plus shipping, you were right on the money
eatpiewithface
no they sell the one this is a parody of, for probably even MORE money if I don't miss my guess.
FreyjaAE
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/45/b0/fb/45b0fb104d8590659fbf0ab81489b0b6--human-mouth-funny-eyebrows.jpg
ChalkBodyOutline
Stop looking at me swan!!
ImgurCommunityShitposter
Hey, I got one too! Mine smells funny. Do I send it back?
copingcabana
Swan thing....I think I love you...you make everything...grooooovey
krishwedds
nspectre
Looks more like a Trainer or Starter dildo
batmand
My bby rezz tweeted that.
Ryebread91
They took what they got and ran with it and it will pay off.
stairwelltoronto
I swant one
PlutoIX
IndecisiveSlacker
Paint it green and name it Rick.
YoWhatUpGlasgow
David Shrigley, got a few of his books and he is responsible for the most bizarre football mascot ever.
RoxanneLaWin
I saw an exhibition of his work at Tate Modern. Next to the Monets and Lichtensteins. Tourists were baffled, it was really great.
CaptainRaymondHolt
Might make for an interesting reboot "The Swan-Thing Princess".
tpgreyknight
How brave are you?
aimbott
Yes
BlackSiren32
https://media.tenor.co/images/c12c585fbedd197811e5e07587b9e762/tenor.gif
Frylockpoplockin
Enough
NetflixAndSquanch
Spose that makes it a dildo then...
LearnSomething
Don't have to be very brave. Looks unsatisfying as hell.
tg2222222
Fill it with water and freeze it.
tpgreyknight
Ever had your tongue stuck to a frozen surface? Imagine the inside of your arse doing that.
tg2222222
Each to their own...
tpgreyknight
Hey, I won't judge. (To your face.)
loungeking1
"swan"
chinarider1
*swan-thing
VTMarik
"Thing"
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m936p2SlT41rvge6go1_500.gif
Buhbasaur
"Dildo"
TheElusiveEnchilada
Anything is a swan if you're drunk enough.
CaldariBob
If you mentally replaced "swan" with "dildo", you probably took Greek Mythology in school at some point...
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
it's so long I'm surprised it's not a black "swan"
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Nami-SWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAANN!
OffendedSkeleton
Buddhakowski
Lugh314159
.... looks like a ditto trying to pass as a swan.
datboicrazy
"penis"
Boonzo
Ridickulous
TheGirlInTheFireplace
"thing"
waltjrimmer
https://www.thirddrawerdown.com/products/ridiculous-inflatable-swan-thing-x-david-shrigley $43.52+$10 shipping. Have at, boys.
BlueManticore
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allthenamesaregone
Wow, ummm. Guess we don't need it that badly.
estequus
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Sauroctonus
€43.52 PLUS shipping?
Metalhead47
FORTY THREE SWAN-FUCKING DOLLARS?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
kashmoney02
That head shape tho...
Cantsleepsendhelp
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MrTRex
43.52? Such an weird price number
waltjrimmer
It's 55 AUD. The site recognized I had a US IP address and converted the price to USD.
CaptainMcFloaty
They bout to make so much money. Like 10 money. At least
SquishyPanda
I'll just buy a wholesale quantity of a knockoff on Alibaba. Probably the same price but I'll have like 4 dozen of them.
cyno01
Send me one if the container doesnt fall off the ship.
missmunster
Its out of stock ????
GutsTheStruggler
I would bet due to our fellow imgurians.
RattataLivesMatterToo
Imgur hug of death.
NotThatGuy2
We will kill you with love
Corrodias
Huh, that's rather expensive for a shaped balloon. Or maybe it's not. I'm not in the habit of buying those.
ConJonNotJonConnor
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malfunctionm1ke
PhycoFrenzy
YAAAAAS BITCH
GingerLaird
never in my life have I seen a twerking tube man... I can now say I've seen it.
TheUbiquitousBOB
who is she
ashmenon
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE BOOTY POP POP POP
iamalreadyaghost
My gf every time we went to the bar and she gets Crazy
appaismyspiritanimal
Dude, that intersection is my town!
PlutoIX
shuttlecockinakumquat
One of my favorite YT vids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMWLInEbho0
Mysongotmehooked
Pure. Gold.
Lugh314159
booty booty booty booty ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!
LumburgOR
Dude I can't stop laughing. Make it stop.
KingGranticus
magundi
Hahahahahahahahha..!!! What a chuckle! Thanks.
TheRicemanCometh
No one twerks like the tube man, no one makes it work like the tube man
NetflixAndSquanch
Wacky twerking inflatable arms-a-saggin tube man!
Splittmark
Tube women
Zeus541
Did you just assume it's gender?
babyspacerectum
DAAAAMN SHE THICC
jubelous
DONT ASSUME **ITS** GENDER
Moljnir
You are a god.
TygrF
Oh my god, it's *TWERKING*.... i can't stop giggling at this
dianasbananas
why do you type that way? are you ok?
TygrF
wHy dO yOu tYpE tHaT wAy aRe yOu oK (ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢᶫʸ, ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃᶫᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ﹖)
malfunctionm1ke
Everybody laughs a good twerk
mikekearn
Same here! It's probably a combination of 10 hours at work and homework pressures, but I'm giggling and I can't stop.
schmonday
I thought it was deeply weeping =/