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yousuck10xmorethanme3000
What streaming service can I watch Lars and the real girl on? It's been a while since I've seen it
itrhymeswithshells
Cheers to no cheers!
Threepeeoo
ARandySavageGifForEveryOccasion
Tigerstripes
No2. I work in recruitment, I always want new hires to feel my excitement but not freak them out!
TurtIeproof
#32 When I called the suicide hotline she hang up on me, the BlahTherapy website is much better.
PancakeQueeen
#16 this is too real.
thereisnohurry
Nicely curated.
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
#32 - other person - I had this problem and I solved it after a lot of frustration!
meggie4usall
#33 after awkward conversation number 378 with my one up, YES. Thank you. I needed to hear that tonight
goodguyC
#13 When a dog is barking at me, and I'm trying to make friends....but then the owner opens the door and yells at the dog to stop barking!!
surroundedbytwits
#2 - When I text I think this way. Too many exclamation marks and you sound like you try too hard. Not enough and you sound too serious.
BaahPMunnie
Pretty solid dump @op.
galacticsaiyan
CairoLen
I'm in Langford, BC and it's not the BMW drivers here who are always driving up my ass. It's the enormous pickup trucks.
JudahLow
#22 Or you're in an open world RPG and there are just enemies in every direction.
WeeBabySeamus22
Can relate to not drinking and not having fun
LeighCosmosVillain
I stole from you unabashedly and did not see any unfunny. I like you stranger. Thank you for the laughs. I wish I could up vote more.
galacticsaiyan
slotheroll
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
???
galacticsaiyan
lasagnapizza
#32 Haha same
CrownCrooked
#9 then move OVER!
Traecer
#33 if I said that to my gf, that would start a fight.
tammeh
LOL the pad thai one is too real
galacticsaiyan
Needsapaintjobandshitloadofscreendoors
#24 - I thought the first section said "John Fuck" instead of "John Wick".
JBib
This was wonderful on many levels...
galacticsaiyan
heartlesswench
The woman cutting her arm off in 24 is probably made of cake, anyway.
PleaseLeave
#22 doesnt quite apply to survival games tho
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
all games are survival games
PleaseLeave
I think youre playing games the wrong way
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
I could say the same about you, if your main objective isn't to stay alive.
Gahni
Man, #17 hits extra hard for me at work this week. God.
galacticsaiyan
Same, but hang in there!
Scornn
#35 every nintendo direct
atrielienz
I too am waiting for Hollow Knight.
Scornn
Just want one more sonic rep.
SegaGenesisEvangelion
Is it really so much to ask for a playable Shadow than can Za Warudo the whole stage constantly? Get it together Nintendo.
Scornn
Personally i want Tails. Sonic's side kick to Mario's Luigi. Long overdue.