Dec 22, 2017 7:02 AM
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CaptainMaximum
HUMANS ARE.. A CUTE
ilovemyslippers
Even when we're shooting them in the face and cutting their tusks off?
Wiccaphobia
How is this even true? Did this person ask an elephant?
winnerwinnerchickendinner
OctopusJebus
Yeah.. they wont think that of me.
bezuer
Is this true or another one of those internet "facts"?
Scoryllo
Great. Now whenever I will think of war elephants I'll have the image of Eric Cartman riding Cthulhu in my head!
Overjay2
and then we shoot them for their bones
StaksiAVR
RennBear
v
wobuckman
Volcanuz
Can't believe she is dead. Just feels odd really.Some times i forget and think "wonder what she is.. oh yeah.."
BadlyUsernameCera
So when they walk on us maybe it's like us when we walk on a dog, except that we die.
xmtrdude
So the elephant that stomped my high school drafting teacher to death just wanted to pet him? Ok.
fantasticlight
Oh god they're going to make us their pets! Kill them all!
ItDontMatterDoesIt
I dunno about that...Elephants are known to eat humans
whippasnappa
Now I'm sad about Murphy, thanks
ordnot
Elephants also bury their dead. They have been known to bury dead humans too. Also they are bad at telling dead humans from sleeping ones.
TheBeardedDragon
How do they dig a pit large enough to bury fellow elephants? Or do they just drag them around until they find one?
42labor
she is missed
cellstahli
How was this research conducted?
dogsunpizza
RackhamTheRed
so... when an elephant sees me it thinks i will shit and piss everywhere...
TKRBrownstone
You mean....you don't shit and piss everywhere?
don't tell the elephants
myotherbikeisabike
Ln I had a dream I had a pet elephant that helped me solve crimes and I went to a fancy dinner party and had to keep him out of sight
holycheeseandcrackers
And?...
Mission accomplished
PluckedDuck
Peace and love to Cute Brittany Murphy.
ouchmyhair
Absolutely:)
RelativeVelocity
MoesToes
I'm sad
timosaurus12310
I didn't know I missed Britney Murphy till now, thanks.
SelectivelyRelevant
Don't watch 8-mile unless you wanna miss her even more.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Same. I don't know why but it bums me out that she died.
wurdtoyer
Because it's sad, internet stranger. Because it's sad.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
For me, she was “that girl we all knew and were friends with” and seemed so down to earth and relatable
magichal
[citation needed]
robbyyohe6
Yeah, like how can that even be proven? Did they ask the talking elephant or just guess?
chuiiiwuurrgg
https://imgur.com/qtsSk6a How do they mapped out brains of different species to same emotions nevermind putting elephant into MRI machine!
Barkinsons
fMRI is not even accurate in our species
If you refer to recent scandal about fMRI it was a bug in software that now should be fixed. I do not think that method of fMRI is flawed
saaaaaaaaam
Sure about that « fact » ? Source ? I’m pretty sure if I meet an elephant in its natural environment it won’t try to cuddle me
Cutsforhugs
Some humans have trauma or fear of dogs, some elephants have trauma or fear of humans. :^)
Yeah I've heard Elephants are one of the more dangerous animals to meet in the wild in Africa. Hippos being the worst.....
aninvisiblemaniac
can't we just have this?
Killertortilla
Ahh but we also have the natural reaction to want to squeeze things to death when they are cute because we don't know how to react properly.
Elonth
and if its true. it makes it even sadder that to them. We are puppies going around killing them and enslaving them.
16letterd1
To be fair, people do get killed by dogs too.
happynewyear001
We're more like cats then?
foxfire1112
thinking thing is cute does not mean trust it. Obviously this depends on the enviroment
asm80dfa8sdfj
It depends honestly. In some areas, elephants have learned how shitty humans are. In others, they like humans. Depends on the people.
ZachsAnomaiy
Some return to specific temples and villages time and time again, or know specific places they will be welcomed and bring their offspring.
C0mtraya
MasterNateT
Do you want to cuddle all strays?
Leroux2008
VCobra
Yes.
KaptenN
ConcerningFart
It's not got any source. Totally fabricated
percivaldanvers
If it's a lie, it's a lie I can live with
Steppdeckenwolf
You mean they did not put an elephant into an MRI scanner and showed it pictures of humans?
DickPicEnthusiast
Folks claim they determined this because the corresponding area of their brain 'lights up'. Where the hell did they get an MRI scanner >
> big enough to fit an elephant? Even if there was one, and the elephant would stay still enough for an actually usefull scan, it would
Probably be too freaked out by the noise and being stuck in a giant whooping tube to find anything 'cute'.
Thisisnotacleverjoke
'AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING TIME!!!'
gogogadgetharikari
Elephant: I consider you a threat People: Ohh fuck
ImgurCelebrity
"Aaaaahm gonna gitcha! AAAAAHM GONNA GITCHA!"
richardson1701
Even Elephants have cute aggression.
justwannarunaway
Must! Cuddle!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
STOMP THE PUPPIES!
Thirdy
Just turn around an drive off - "abort mission! I repeat: abort mission now" - better lay down my bike carefully, though.
Blrp0
Why did they run away?
duckAdhesive
Struggle snuggle
Skullcleaver
HA-HA-HA-HAH!
Brunoemf90
“Let’s ditch the bike, I’m pretty sure we are faster running”
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
It's faster than slowly turning the bike around
portalhoar
Clutch in, gas on, lean, clutch out and you find yourself the other way round
kauttadnd
Not like you can't turn it fast.. That is just amateur driver.
ShinoXi
And therefore some would say he made the right choice according to his skill and knowledge.
CaptainMaximum
HUMANS ARE.. A CUTE
ilovemyslippers
Even when we're shooting them in the face and cutting their tusks off?
Wiccaphobia
How is this even true? Did this person ask an elephant?
winnerwinnerchickendinner
OctopusJebus
Yeah.. they wont think that of me.
bezuer
Is this true or another one of those internet "facts"?
Scoryllo
Great. Now whenever I will think of war elephants I'll have the image of Eric Cartman riding Cthulhu in my head!
Overjay2
and then we shoot them for their bones
StaksiAVR
RennBear
wobuckman
Volcanuz
Can't believe she is dead. Just feels odd really.Some times i forget and think "wonder what she is.. oh yeah.."
BadlyUsernameCera
So when they walk on us maybe it's like us when we walk on a dog, except that we die.
xmtrdude
So the elephant that stomped my high school drafting teacher to death just wanted to pet him? Ok.
fantasticlight
Oh god they're going to make us their pets! Kill them all!
ItDontMatterDoesIt
I dunno about that...Elephants are known to eat humans
whippasnappa
Now I'm sad about Murphy, thanks
ordnot
Elephants also bury their dead. They have been known to bury dead humans too. Also they are bad at telling dead humans from sleeping ones.
TheBeardedDragon
How do they dig a pit large enough to bury fellow elephants? Or do they just drag them around until they find one?
42labor
she is missed
cellstahli
How was this research conducted?
dogsunpizza
RackhamTheRed
so... when an elephant sees me it thinks i will shit and piss everywhere...
TKRBrownstone
You mean....you don't shit and piss everywhere?
RackhamTheRed
don't tell the elephants
myotherbikeisabike
Ln I had a dream I had a pet elephant that helped me solve crimes and I went to a fancy dinner party and had to keep him out of sight
holycheeseandcrackers
And?...
myotherbikeisabike
Mission accomplished
PluckedDuck
Peace and love to Cute Brittany Murphy.
ouchmyhair
Absolutely:)
RelativeVelocity
MoesToes
I'm sad
timosaurus12310
I didn't know I missed Britney Murphy till now, thanks.
SelectivelyRelevant
Don't watch 8-mile unless you wanna miss her even more.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Same. I don't know why but it bums me out that she died.
wurdtoyer
Because it's sad, internet stranger. Because it's sad.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
For me, she was “that girl we all knew and were friends with” and seemed so down to earth and relatable
magichal
[citation needed]
robbyyohe6
Yeah, like how can that even be proven? Did they ask the talking elephant or just guess?
chuiiiwuurrgg
https://imgur.com/qtsSk6a How do they mapped out brains of different species to same emotions nevermind putting elephant into MRI machine!
Barkinsons
fMRI is not even accurate in our species
chuiiiwuurrgg
If you refer to recent scandal about fMRI it was a bug in software that now should be fixed. I do not think that method of fMRI is flawed
saaaaaaaaam
Sure about that « fact » ? Source ? I’m pretty sure if I meet an elephant in its natural environment it won’t try to cuddle me
Cutsforhugs
Some humans have trauma or fear of dogs, some elephants have trauma or fear of humans. :^)
TKRBrownstone
Yeah I've heard Elephants are one of the more dangerous animals to meet in the wild in Africa. Hippos being the worst.....
aninvisiblemaniac
can't we just have this?
Killertortilla
Ahh but we also have the natural reaction to want to squeeze things to death when they are cute because we don't know how to react properly.
Elonth
and if its true. it makes it even sadder that to them. We are puppies going around killing them and enslaving them.
16letterd1
To be fair, people do get killed by dogs too.
happynewyear001
We're more like cats then?
foxfire1112
thinking thing is cute does not mean trust it. Obviously this depends on the enviroment
asm80dfa8sdfj
It depends honestly. In some areas, elephants have learned how shitty humans are. In others, they like humans. Depends on the people.
ZachsAnomaiy
Some return to specific temples and villages time and time again, or know specific places they will be welcomed and bring their offspring.
C0mtraya
MasterNateT
Do you want to cuddle all strays?
Leroux2008
VCobra
Yes.
KaptenN
Yes.
ConcerningFart
It's not got any source. Totally fabricated
percivaldanvers
If it's a lie, it's a lie I can live with
Steppdeckenwolf
You mean they did not put an elephant into an MRI scanner and showed it pictures of humans?
DickPicEnthusiast
Folks claim they determined this because the corresponding area of their brain 'lights up'. Where the hell did they get an MRI scanner >
DickPicEnthusiast
> big enough to fit an elephant? Even if there was one, and the elephant would stay still enough for an actually usefull scan, it would
DickPicEnthusiast
Probably be too freaked out by the noise and being stuck in a giant whooping tube to find anything 'cute'.
Thisisnotacleverjoke
'AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING TIME!!!'
gogogadgetharikari
Elephant: I consider you a threat People: Ohh fuck
ImgurCelebrity
"Aaaaahm gonna gitcha! AAAAAHM GONNA GITCHA!"
richardson1701
Even Elephants have cute aggression.
justwannarunaway
Must! Cuddle!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
STOMP THE PUPPIES!
Thirdy
Just turn around an drive off - "abort mission! I repeat: abort mission now" - better lay down my bike carefully, though.
Blrp0
Why did they run away?
duckAdhesive
Struggle snuggle
Skullcleaver
HA-HA-HA-HAH!
Brunoemf90
“Let’s ditch the bike, I’m pretty sure we are faster running”
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
It's faster than slowly turning the bike around
portalhoar
Clutch in, gas on, lean, clutch out and you find yourself the other way round
kauttadnd
Not like you can't turn it fast.. That is just amateur driver.
ShinoXi
And therefore some would say he made the right choice according to his skill and knowledge.