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My cook today!
Tasty ^^
Tasty :)
FP Edit: Send me your fudes.
notanavocado
RIP OP's arteries.
S4telliteJ4ck
You won't make it through January.
hopelesslystoned
You're gonna have a heart attack in 2016
xbxoxy
that's the plan
diesoz
I, for one, felt there could have been more bacon.
xbxoxy
you never have too much of it
Noirdrath
Amen!
Noirdrath
Amen!
wynbns
Good luck with your weight gain program.
Rich2600
Thanks. Same to you with your asshole program.
whitevfute
Where are the actual vegetables, do you have them in america
WetzelsPretzels
Don't be fooled. I love vegetables. But put a sausage wrapped in bacon wrapped in cheese with some parmesan on top and I can't resist.
giitsok
My arteries!!!
IShavedMyBallsForThis
You're going to die in 2016
Rich2600
Well I'll make sure to shave my balls for that.
IShavedMyBallsForThis
It'll make for a better wake.
TheOneAndOnlySwash
And not a single one healthy. But moderation, right
LondonerBoy
I'm told eggs are healthy. Is the whipped egg white and bacon one kinda healthy?
wynbns
It could be, it you left out the bacon, cheese, and egg yolk. So, no, not really lol
fiercy
This isn't cooking more, this is slow suicide.
newsock
This post annoys me
muinmuin
Some of this stuff looks good but I do hate this style of posting recipes.
BowlDestroyer
This post sexually aroused me
Rich2600
Your annoyance pleases me. http://imgur.com/XIZ99Be
newsock
You're welcome, I guess
missnurse88
This post gave me chest pain.
Tvakc
Right? Oy. Literally have angina from watching the cheese/cream/butter/bacon orgy above. Throw in some WHITE BREAD and it's all over!
ScaliasDissents
Thank you for posting all of these at once. Now we don't need to see them again for another month or so....please?
Dubrtd
No cooking for you in 2017 after 17 heart attacks then.
GryffindorRaisedMeSlytherinPaysMe
Grab a bowl, pour some cereal. Then pour some milk. TASTYYY!!
CherryKallahan
So you plan on having a heart attack in 2016?
DaFriendlyGiant
The thing that really bugs me on these is how they cut raw meat on wooden cutting boards...
dromgkittay
Wooden cutting boards have natural antimicrobial properties. Wooden or glass cutting boards are actually recommended by pub health experts
foampants
I contracted debilitating heartburn and then had a heart attack just from watching all of these.
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Re: #5, for any recipe that calls for cubing chicken, use thighs instead of breast. It's fattier, so it doesn't overcook as quickly.
dealbreakerjones
put things inside other things, then fry them
senorlurk
Don't forget the cheese though..
drmellon
A white man never forgets the cheese!!
Myktsolo
Yup. This is why I'm fat, this is why I'm fat, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm fat
lucidsquid787
I sang along with you on this
IWatchYouFap
I'm fat cause I fry. You ain't cause you don't. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm fat.
jonstewart4prez
praying someone did this
ImSureTheWordYouWereLookingForWasSssymbolism
Eggs bacon cheese eggs bacon cheese eggs bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon cheese
thatsandichic
Perfect for those of us who follow low carb / high fat diets lol
slagath0r
and spam
AchillesOtherHeel
Symbology
AManDuh09
Potato.
bigdog1983
cheddar
AllahHuSnackbar
Don't forget the chives
aGayFish
You forgot the part where you take a loaf of bread and throw half of it out.
Verldemert
You can use that too! You just need some eggs, bacon and cheddar..
Zeboku
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacoooooooon bacoooooooon
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
All of these squares make a circle all of these squares make a circle
EClaire1073
Three major food groups.
jackofnotrade
Eggs, bacon, sausage, spam, egg, bacon, spam, spam, sausage,bacon,spam,eggs and soam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, sausage bacon and spam
slagath0r
ahahahahahahahahha i thought the exact same
lastblade
This... this was the comment i was looking for. +1
lemmefixit
Could I have some spam eggs bacon and spam, with no spam in it?
frankbarista
"TASTY"
guilhermedidi
sounds like that dude from Mortal Kombat. TOASTY!!!
Filipinopancakes
One of my least favorite words among: treats, candy, snacks, movie. Though the objects themselves are some of my favorite things.
frankbarista
Hahaha but i hope you like Filipinopancakes tho
Filipinopancakes
I enjoy making them.
RetrieveThatGold
It's literally a repost of the Facebook page "Tasty"
ElPoloDiablo
I thought it was from Buzzfeed.
frankbarista
I think its part of buzzfeed call Buzzfood. I could be wrong
pot8oooooooo
I think tasty is an offshoot of buzzfeed!
ElPoloDiablo
Ah, fair enough!
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
I'm on a diet. Fuck this, fuck Linda, fuck. I'm hangry.
emuthegreen
Laughing cow cheese, guac and veggie chick'n strips are my diet hero's.
vanillamilfshake
go low carb high fat, you can eat all the bacon, eggs, and cheese. ALL OF IT.
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
I'm a fan of that. Heavy weights cycle right now so I gotta eat more carbs than I usually do, and cut down on my beloved bacon and cheese :(
vanillamilfshake
I'm not exercising at the moment because I'm lazy as fuck. So just basking in the effortless weight-loss haha
WhatAGinger007
I got my tonsils out yesterday, and my uvula is swollen to the size of a quarter. I agree. Fuck this post!
WisdomPlaytime
Are you on a jello & liquids plan until you recover?
WhatAGinger007
Pretty much. But even chewing jello hurts so much. I've pretty much only been able to down water.
Nitara
As someone on a Keto diet, fuck you Linda.
dreaalldai
Hahaha, automatic blame Linda for all food related
averageideal
This is Rich
Rich2600
But....no... I'm Rich.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
I want to be like RICH ah ooh na na...like RICH...
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
DAMN YOU, RICH
Cogflak
STOP THROWING YOUR HANDS AT RICH
NothingElseMattress
u need more vegetables. you know... to poop.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Nah
NothingElseMattress
of course my first semi-popular comment would be about poop...
MonteBurns
Poop is that taboo subject that really shouldn't be. Wear your poop badge proud.
whatsgoodma
It's like America is entirely breakfast food
HasntThatEverOccurredToYouMan
ThisIsGod
I dont see a problem.
whatsgoodma
Exactly fam, America is the fucking best
Rich2600
Legitimately lol'd. Thank you.
ThisIsGod
A sausage patty with pepper flakes, runny egg between a fresh baked everything bagel.. https://media.giphy.com/media/AVilYmB74xhK/giphy.gif
TheMrBadger
Pre-breakfast, breakfast, second breakfast, Elevensies, brunch, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper, pre bedtime snack, late night snack...
lrk88
I get this reference..
DDDEATH45
WHAT ABOUT SECOND LUNCH?!?
TheMrBadger
God dammit! I knew I forgot one!
DDDEATH45
WE'RE NOT HAVING SECOND LUNCH?!?
TheMrBadger
*tosses an apple*
DDDEATH45
you had one fucking job...
n2q0
Elevensies. Hahaha. Awesome.
antielovena
I snorted! :D Clever, I'll add that to my special "Imgur based vocabulary"!
TheMrBadger
In Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring, one of the Hobbits complains about being hungry and not getting second breakfast or Elevensies
AHipHopHippieToTheHippie
Ellevensies aren't imgur, they're very British!
antielovena
I am sorry, I meant that I have never heard such an expression elsewhere!
Verguba
So what is your weight gain goal for 2016? Before and after pics plz.
4BaileyTheDog
That sounds like a challenge. im game, who else?
JustinSaneFire
You know I really think I'm gonna do that this year. Actually try to gain weight. I'm 6 ft tall and weigh in at 127lbs
HasntThatEverOccurredToYouMan
You might want to build muscle instead of fat. It's a lot harder but you won't hate yourself afterwards.
JustinSaneFire
Yeah that's the plan, but honestly gaining anything would be nice
lefthandedmoths
Dang. I'm close to 6', and I was constantly freezing when I weighed 118. Hope you're ok!
JustinSaneFire
About 18 months ago I got severely sick from complications from type 1 diabetes and lost about 60 lbs in the matter of a month and a half
lefthandedmoths
That sucks. I was just really sad. Are you doing better?
JustinSaneFire
Eh well slightly better I guess. I mean I can finally eat without having to vomit immediately after, and my doc oked me to work kinda
JustinSaneFire
But I am typically cold and my fiance who's about twice my size is always hot so the ac is typically always on so I'm usually always frozen
4BaileyTheDog
Up 6 lbs here. how you doing?
JustinSaneFire
Now just to see if I can hold it
JustinSaneFire
Actually pretty decent I have started eating protein bars a lot and they cause me to actually want to eat I'm up about 9lbs
4BaileyTheDog
Nice. I've plateaued. ill look into protein bars.
JustinSaneFire
Dude my manager at work gave me the idea. So I gave it a go trying different bars to see what I could handle cause I know some aren't (1)
JustinSaneFire
(3) chocolate and peanut butter are the best they taste damn near like candy bars. But give them a shot they're fairly inexpensive
JustinSaneFire
(2) all that great tasting so I bought a few different ones that were on sale and I find the Luna protein and power bar versions of
SafetySerif
Here's my plan: immediately downvote anything that says "tasty!"
dreaalldai
Tasty comment
Triscuitador
While the individual recipe gifs DO annoy me, having them all in one place is way better and more helpful. +1.
DeskCat
Did you downvote your own comment? Just wondering how thorough you plan to be.
Rich2600
Not a food lover?
SafetySerif
Nah, just someone who likes to complain
Rich2600
I absolutely respect that.
philoxanadu
Honestly if you consider yourself a food lover, I wouldn't take the advice of these gifs. A lot of these techniques skip out on major flavor
philoxanadu
potential. I'd find a cookbook and cook your way through it. It's worth the challenge.
Rich2600
Good to know, thanks!
whatsmynameagain91
Yeah pintrest is good for "healthy" versions of popular foods. Try making it per the recipe, then change as needed the second time around.
dogton
As a chef and a food developer... Creating unhealthy food thats tasty is not hard. It's the healthy part that becomes the challange.
BlondieSmalls
Or, you could not be a dick and just let this post be what it's about.
WisdomPlaytime
But some of us feel our arteries clogging just by watching these gifs. We want to help OP as well as ourselves :)
leggomym3g0
I second this. We need healthy yums.
CatsAndCoffeeAndCats
As an astronaut going to space is not hard
dogton
Agreed. Though just a few pointers would Help people a lot. Learning why things taste good could be done in one post.
FirefighterExtraordinaire
I think you should learn to spell "Challenge"
dogton
First, english is my second language. Second, I just reinstalled my phone and my english autocorrect is off. But great share dude!
Amattawityou
it's a challange
ImgurBannedMeWtf
5/7
Rich2600
Do you have any suggestions or go to's for building a better collection of healthy recipes?
cang559
Don't listen to buzz feed recipes. These were created for college students who can't feed them selves
tinymeow
Pick out fresh produce that's in season. Keep things simple, like sauteing with olive oil/salt/pepper & 1 spice of choice. Learn the 1/2
tinymeow
flavors of natural foods cooked simply and you won't need to find a recipe (or to add cheese) for everything 2/2
dogton
Sure! You made these? Or you just collected the gifs? I dont have recepies lying around but a lot of experience in food ceation. PM me!
Claytor
Make a post!
8scout8
Imgur would benefit from some Gifs of healthy tasty food.
Duplodocus
You are a chef and food dev and have no recipes from the top of your head? I am a student and even I know a bunch.
dogton
I meant written down.
iMispelWords
Bacon, cheese and eggs. Rinse & repeat.
Redthecat46
Plus potatoes.
Machinejps
Don't forget bread!
NSAOverlord
and a starch or other protein.
margaretolson
TASTY
Tabzacmx
The baconator i assume.
clutester
tortilla, lettuce, cheese, meat = Taco Bell/Chipolte/Mexican menu
Derpfayce
Yes, please
Rorlax
DUDE, There's totally potatoes and chicken in there... sometimes...
larer
chicken is my favorite vegetable
SoLongSaulGood
what else would you need really
canadian1695
Op you are the hero we need
FunkyJesus
Eggs bacon and toast!
Trashgarbage
Well, you're not wrong...
StarryPlough
Seemingly all Americans eat
MichellePower
Get to FP by reposting LindaDee-like posts. Repost & Repeat.
Kiwi777
As a Kiwi I find the colour of cheese off-putting. It may sound biased but Kiwi cheese is pretty amazing.
LurkerOfDarkness
I have a question. Which of the three kiwis do you milk to get the main ingredient for that cheese?
Kiwi777
Ha ha ha ... your attempt at wit, is pathetic.
Rich2600
My girlfriend saw this and says I'm avoiding veggies, I responded with, "Hey, there are potatoes in there". I think I'm on the couch tonight
Account4DrunkComments
No mom eat it ^
AlaSnackbar
Couch potatoe..
AnonsAndMinions
If you're on the couch over that I feel bad for you man. Trivial shit.
InanityWolf
Steam vegetables and put them next to any of these dishes.
TheStaleBread
Would that make you a... couch potatoe?
bjornt
...can I have that e pls k thx bi
TheRinzler
And the comment of the day goes to......@TheStaleBread !! Yaaay!
IDoNotBelieveYou
He may have to sleep on the patioe. During a tornadoe. Might get cold and he cold lose a to.
TheStaleBread
I realized my mistake just a little toe late.
wackynoodle
Tooe*
overlysexualizedvelociraptor
My boyfriend likes to argue that putting a couple rings of thin onion on his burger classifies as eating vegetables. It's like dating a kid.
SocratesOnDrugs
He's not wrong....
natriusaut
http://theawkwardyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1207_ItsASalad.png
overlysexualizedvelociraptor
There's an Awkward Yeti for everything!
natriusaut
yeh, i discovered it not too long ago, but yes, thats true.
TomDildoRamLover
Do people really send their SO to sleep on the couch???
ohthehoomanatee
Not sensible people, no.
Ignition101
Only if they think they're in a movie.
honestguynrtwo
Not in my experience :p
Handsmolemanswife
Yes
TomDildoRamLover
Well that is very sad. I mean its their bed as much as yours? And for not eating veggies? Thats silly. My bf's never gonna sleep on a couch.
Handsmolemanswife
My husband sleeps on the couch for lots of reasons. But not the reasons you are thinking of.