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More to come! Keep sending confessions.
Feb 4, 2014 7:46 AM
ombud
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More to come! Keep sending confessions.
Graham3435
Wow, wallpapers that are actually wallpaper size! FINALLY!
Brosius
My confessions is the first one :") Bless you
WhereLBJsNutsHang
Abearatemylegs
Who hasn't shit themselves on their birthday? It's only natural, it happens at least once in your life, right?
Gustave13
Just once?
JackmoHazzardtron
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PeteVenkmann
Third nipple? I'm sure you mean her nubbin.
copingcabana
A British guy liked my asshole once. Once.
Anodea
I once almost burnt down a market.
eggling
Once i hug myy fat cousin, and i get a boner
Hujijiwatchi
3rd nipple... Man it's like total recall up in here!
KoalaNation210
I put two fingers in my ass while eating out my gf.
deinfavorit
MORE, I NEED MOOORE!!!
Ermahgad
I thought these were called fuckscapes?
Honeybadger216
I bruised the side of my dick with a shower door
suomynonA
rusrtbuttplate
You people are sick.
schrau
I thought the first one set the bar impossibly high, but fuck it; it got better.
SamCyanide
These are called fuckscapes.
DoubleRaveJump
I want everyone to upvote you but at the same time I need to slice OPs wrists
MisterLemons
Beautiful tropical scenery: "Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry"
turbovagina
This is great! Keep it going!
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turbovagina
Thanks! You are a true gentleman or lady. I assume gentleman
ruffcats
confessions? original...
DoloresHaze
*shat
Trox3l
Where are you getting these wallpapers? I wouldn't mind some of them without the writing even. lol they are really nice.
kfizz
Comment for later reference.
AnAlligatorWithBoltCutters
you can find a bunch of similar ones over in r/Offensive_Wallpapers
MrSclaboosh
A good tip, if you go on Google and do an advanced search you can bump the resolution and find beautiful background images. Hope that helps.
ombud
I've collected a lot of wallpapers over the years so they're from all over. I put the text there from people's confessions on imgur.
yuyufan43
Where's mine? :'(
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
I witnessed my sister drawing her name out of her menstrual blood in the snow.
SassyVader
My favorite: http://imgur.com/Ab6EBM4
Rikuyo
Stay classy imgur
ImLisa
I want to vomit.
sublime29
why is that your fave? i'm intrigued.
NakedBears
He is a lonely cat.
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
The cat drowned the guy afterwards.
SassyVader
because it was the "worst" confession I read
ItsJDG
More!
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ItsJDG
Thank you! you glorious bastard/femaleequivalentofbastard, I was looking for that post. I thought I favorited it already.
fgsdfs
SassyVader
http://imgur.com/QjulzlS
SassyVader
http://imgur.com/cDS2sDq
SassyVader
ombud
I will! Just not tonight. It's late XD
waitwhereamI
Sleep is for the weak! lol
MooLord
I would like one that says "This is where I masturbate" in tiny little letters that are just a few shades lighter than the background.
ChaosLierLen637
This. This as a poster for my dining room.
SassyVader
here you go :) Hope it's not too big... I like that bench. http://imgur.com/QjulzlS
SassyVader
This one is bigger... but with a nicer bench (why benches? No idea)
MooLord
I just want you to know, I haven't changed it. Thanks again.
SassyVader
Very nice of you, letting me know... Let me know if you want another one, I've got plenty of time today :)
MooLord
I LOVE IT!
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
UGH! that first one. I don't even have a ballsack and I had to cross my legs and cringe.
FrozenFirebug
the way you worded that implies you once did and thus i can understand why you feel uncomfortable reading that
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
LOL nope. Unless you count my husband's. I guess those are kind of mine.
SubparSandwich
Those? He's got more than one...?
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Balls, I mean. Or maybe I have two husbands!
NakedBears
I once jacked off in class, the evidence is still under the desk.
kelshroom
upvote for stealthy tug
TheMonsterWithinYou
As a woman...I did that once too. Except I was in 6th grade. Lol my hormones were ranpaging! Idk :(
OshaGladIDidntSayBanana
CHUBMARINES
I did that once in the seventh grade. I went back last August before I left for college and the stain was still there :/
misskeekee
:$ do the tables ever get moved at that school?
AntSantarelli
Noice
ivegotsoulbutimnotasoldier
wow and before i read this comment i was only worried about gum under the desk
livebackwards
You were only one letter off
YouWannaGoToWarBuhlakay
I'll just ignore the obvious manipulation to the word "gum."
MyBFGotMeAddictedToImgur
Worst. Janitor. Ever.
ben3508
Did anyone in the class notice? Or did you just carry on teaching afterwards like nothing happened?
PotatoSaysNotToday
Sly dog
LittleKirby
IS THIS A THING NOW?!!! I FUCKING LOVE IT!
DoubleRaveJump
fuck pressed enter. no they're fucking older than you are, they are 4chan wallpapers
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LittleKirby
Man thank you for keeping me up :)
Bobothetalkingclown
this has been a thing for years -_-
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Can I get these in poster size? I want to put them on my office walls to motivate my co-workers.
LittleKirby
Awesome idea! Need to do this tomorrow :)
stevetehpirate
I know! I have a need for fucked up wallpapers that look all natural and inoffensive.
LittleKirby
me, too!
DoubleRaveJump
no its not they
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LittleKirby
hehee...nice, do another!
angrierpanda
Yes, confession wallpaper is now imgur official thing.
LittleKirby
FUCK YEAH! Thank you!
SpANiSH
They're called "Fuckscapes"
LittleKirby
hehe...fuckscapes...hehe
mollyImalone
YES, THIRD NIPPLES ARE AWESOME!
99decisionstreet
IT'S A NUBBIN.
mollyImalone
http://p.twimg.com/A3OJIayCcAAJ7lq.jpg:large
LittleKirby
hahaaa do you have one? :D
mollyImalone
You'd like that wouldn't you
LittleKirby
FUCK YES