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Let's all take a minute to give our respects to the only website the adds a cool sound effect before the porn begins for all the people who forgot to turn down the Volume.
jackbinimbul
...I always watch muted...I never knew there was a sound effect.
guyfawks
@pornhub
thegreattasteoflymon
Tasha07
Much unlike the podcast "Guys We Fucked" who exclaim it loudly. Thanks, Bluetooth headphones, for disconnecting at the exact wrong moment.
SoPhoKingWong
Lies just tested it! Got fuckin caught
EbonBoy
/a/hNNzs
ohgodhescominginthebackdoorsavethechildren
IwasaHipsterbeforeitwascool
@pornhub
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
@PornHub
SpaceGhostCoastToCoast
Now thats what I call clickbait 2016
Einherje
I was tricked in. Looking for Zootopia but all 've found so far is some Batman-cartoons.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
ipooppyramids
Xnxx
liberate21
More fan of Xvideos
queazy03
ClearlyNotAMoose
Also, you can watch entire episodes of Seinfeld on there
bvtthole
I love that little tune tho. Better than the porn tbh
Drougals
I just tested it. The video got straight into it, people heard
bvtthole
The amateur ones tend to have it.
kidcolt
Guys. There's an app?
ItsUncleSam
Not on iPhone.
ForReasonsOfScience
Lol
KStudios
http://i.imgur.com/550u8RN
MostIndeedlySo
Counterfit
You ain't seen nothing until you see an actual vagina getting fucked in an armpit
Bob64
Lonehoof
Saved. Thanks
HelloMyNameIsHuman
I can't stop watching this
DoctorWhupass
hmm... hentai haven anyone?
Left4lunch
is that the one that gives descriptions about each show like "So theres 10 big boob girls, 1 guy, 1 cam. What could possiblly happen next?"
DoctorWhupass
totally.
Left4lunch
I love that site. The descriptions of the shows, even the tags XD
ahwhoamikidding
There's a sound effect?
drewmatic305
my porn site list just increased by 20 just by reading the comments
Sdcablkgigalo
Yeah
muddywatersmentalfapsession
A freaking men bro!
DementedPotato
Roses are Red. Violets are blue. Pornhub is down. Your Facebook will do.
Thirstraffe
SovietWomble?
DementedPotato
Yes sir
Thirstraffe
Fr3nchT0ast
"stretching noises"
Manguu
Youjizz?
flyingmidget23
Incognito window homie
winsZero
Ijizz, WeAlljizz for Screaming.
Contundo
Shows up in history when you start typing YouTube
Rawrz87
Not if you clear the last hour of your history...
Tfox6712
Same for youporn.com.
Tfox6712
My issue is my swiftkey keyboard I use on my phone. Remembers everything.
fjedle
If you press and hold on the suggested word you can make SwiftKey never predict the word again
LvAllen
That makes it forget the word. It doesn't mean it won't relearn the word.
Tfox6712
That's the problem.
ourari
Use incognito mode ffs.
SpecimenSpiff
I'll use YOU for fuck's sake.
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
SpecimenSpiff
KeatonTS
thats a threat if ive ever heard one
ourari
I'll pass.
SpecimenSpiff
I don't remember giving you a choice!
dotnetbeast
They (possibly) will be buying Vine
Zipp4Real
Well, they are already working with bitches....
Zipp4Real
;D
thisaccountdownvotes
Last I heard they weren't going to sell but just kill the brand.
GooglingStackOverflow
They said they will bring Vine back to it's NSFW glory
jandeeg
How much is pronhub net worth? Probably bout half of google, I reckon.
therewillbeniccage
wait? not actually right?
wrekkaflair
Redefining the quickie.
wadatahmydamie
So you'll finally have a market for your sex tape
NarcanAnomaly
mayodash
Boom
Abbysomeoneabbynormal
When you say vine I automatically think of "a leetle spoongecake unt a leetle vine. (Yng Frankenstein)
SpoilFlunk
Why is vine so popular?! Never viewed it.
popkiller2090
it used to be back in 2014 and 2015, but its been slowly dying with snapchat being popular
ourari
Mostly a PR stunt.
Eduprofile
How much money do they fucking make so that they can to this as a "PR stunt"?!
ourari
Saying you are interested in buying something and actually buying something are two different things.
flawlesssoul
Well, its a cunning stunt as always with PornHub.
brightview
Or is it a stunning cunt?
Bradandboujee
Or is it a CUMMING stunt? I'll show myself out.
ctreebs
Or a stunning cunt?
flawlesssoul
Evident Lad to the rescue.
Burnnoticelover
The full version of Shrek 2 is currently on there.
SarcasticComment
So is Brazil having a train ran on them by a team of young germans
LiveWithHonorDieWithGlory
Zootopia and Frozen too.
NATA5
Same with the first one.
CrazyCatLad
spankbang usually has random HD movies on there from Warcraft to John Wick to Sausage Party.
Vijo
Also Pewdiepie things, atleast they've been there. Not sure if they still are.. or was it some other Let's Player?
Deshfyre
and bee movie.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Holy fuck you're not kidding. It's even in HD
ThatRelevance
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ObamasBigBlackCaucus
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Aids11d7
I just watched the whole movie because of this comment. Thanks for the info!
nipplepanties
Shrek is love
jesusisherelookbusy
Shrek is life
ProphetChuck
Gods of Egypt and Justice League War is on it as well.
Jtviking
These lines of lightning mean we're never alone. Never alone. No no.
thesharkfromjaws
So is bee movie and zootopia
MrPokination
I think there's even Zootopia on there, the full movie not any porn (although there's probably that too)
thefire259
.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
This may be my favorite . of all time.
Dexidus
Holy shit 1 and 2 is on there in HD. Producer intros, credits and all
YiannisStannisBaratheannis
Im watching it right now. Thanks for the tip
spakatak
Just the tip though.
whatthefuq
I came across "Metallica- Nimes [Full Concert] HD.mp4" just yesterday
AngryFennec
you'll ruin your device doing that
metalbusinessbear
Phrasing!
errazzecka
Bee Movie as well
NATA5
That place is so fucking weird and hosts random ass videos.
Lonehoof
If someone can fap to it, it goes.
Genotex
They host a lot of ass videos, some are bound to be random..
Hyippy
Oh honey, you need to avoid most of the rest of the internet if you think PornHub is weird.
NATA5
Oh sweetheart, I've been around the block a few times.
Hyippy
Oh darlin, I don't doubt it.
Kind0ne
Not sure what's funnier, the fact that I just closed that app to open this one or browsing Imgur is apparently my equivalent of snuggling.
HamzaKharal
http://imgur.com/eackG
Shargan8
Man, that hit me like a ton of bricks.
throwawayactnumber9
unlike that bitch stacey
NullPointThrown
DomNava
+1
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
I did exactly the same thing.
FrisianDude
who the fuck uses a pornhub app you absolute madman
TheFabulousFuehrer
It's a well made app. Actually offers something over the mobile version of their site.
subtlysatanist
I do the exact same thing.
SirHolyGnome
throwawayactnumber9
fuck stacey
Sargoth
That's exactly what @pornhub does as well.
idonthinksoo
Equivalent
throwawayactnumber9
we'll never leave
WumpleyRabbit
There's an app??
420blazeitbitchez
Between videos I come on imgur for a break then go right back to masterbating
PrinceMaggot
HAHAHAHA
throwawayactnumber9
we love you
throwawayactnumber9
get it bro
alliekity
Holy shit, it took me googling but I found it, the porn hub app, my life right now. Complete
laonion
I cackled. +1
sum1ne1
*mumbles softly to phone* "You still awake?"
LiLpumpkinhead
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Kind0ne
They don't call'em "touch" screens for nothing.
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/apv5YP9_700b.jpg
Taliska
Dude you just made me spit my tea! priceless! +1
thethirdeye
I'm spooning my nexus right now.
djnibler
Damn
Kind0ne
http://m.imgur.com/eldlENE.gifv
RandomKitten
Masterbating then imgur seems to be more popular than I realized
GreetingsPrograms
I knew I wasn't the only one to go straight to Imgur after beating it
crashdummy35
Fucking PornHub app is no joke. 60 fps and everything. PornHub and Imgur are the only two on my home screen...rest go in folders.
Wellfuckthis
Fps: faps per second
spookyactionatadistance
I thought I was alone but I'm not PornHub on my home screen alone.
crashdummy35
You are not alone...we are legion....
AprilObeidzinski
Holy Shit. I just choked on my own spit...
GaseousMaximus
That's my fetish
TheNearlySilentUpvoterAndOccasionalDownvoter
"spit"
cryptzicle
Hopefully you swallowed after.
ironraves
"spit"
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
that is so fucking hot.
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Would you like to choke on my spit?
ImgurcomplianceisShit
Idontalwaysupvotebutwhenidoiprobablydonthavepants
Well done
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Thanks, this really could have gone either way.
Rishabwarr
Would you like to spit on my coke?
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
Coke? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6-B2TJN8UQ
Rishabwarr
Yes
1oftheoutsiderz
Pornhub had an app?
wenoc
Probably droid.
Griever182
My exact same thought
crashdummy35
Has.
Mynameisalwaysgay
Fuck sake. Now I see why android is better
Raithul
As much as this is kinda a joke, yeah. Letting you install apps that aren't on the store is a pretty big deal.
crashdummy35
I must stress: as long as you know they are safe. This one is safe. PornHub app on phone and tablet = sexual fucking commando....
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crashdummy35
Both.
crashdummy35
Go to PornHub. Open the Menu. Where it says "Discover" it right under there. It should say App in there. It'll give you the download.
CookiesaurusRex
On the Android Play Store? Not finding anything when I search "pornhub"
crashdummy35
Go to PornHub. Open the Menu. Where it says "Discover" it right under there. It should say App in there. It'll give you the download.
GeneralBLUE88
TIL ^^
CookiesaurusRex
You are a god amongst men.
octopussua
Amongst other things
whoissamo
Holy cow, this is news to me! +1
MidnightTacoTruck
Um...I don't see it. Do I need to have an account?