MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
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Mar 20, 2018 7:00 AM
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
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notacoldwarkid
He looks so genuinely happy and that makes me happy
TheBitSlinger
I'll have my calzone whilst playing Cones of Dunshire.
neonoptic
CAL ZONAY
TheWombatStrikesAgain
"It's just pizza that's harder to eat!"
misterShaper
Calzone! Tis a pasty m'a some
rangeit
His face when it goes from pizza to calzone.
lifeisaburrito
how is pizza chef so skinny? in america I've never seen a pizza chef smaller than a Geo Metro.
beefytrout
he doesn't get high on his own supply.
LarfleezePlz
TheDoctorAzAJ
I call ledgerman!
ObsLamprey
The calzones...betrayed me?
ModerateRectalContusion
Never again guys. As god as my witness, they're dead to me.
lamot1bj
That was an amazing scene.
theottermenempire
Spoonland
I'm Italian, I'm a chef and wtf is that
danlliot
I always make scrambled eggs when I mean to make an omelette
balzanman
What’s the difference between a panzerotti and a calzone?
WinterGrasp
His face in the first pic says "yes, indeed, una merde" (or something, not Italian)
Mentok
The only two words you need in Italian are porco dio. And the hand gesture.
Ballsackhands
Fottimi nel culo con tree cazzi
WalkItOutLikeTheFlash
Please tell me this is real.
LunaInkArt
I -just- watched that episode for the first time last night. I love this show.
RisingSol
The off-menu calzones were the best part about working in a pizza shop
Rin007
You guys are forgetting he was super depressed after that calzone episode.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
Front page?! Geez guys, glad you love Ben Wyatt too.
ShackMcBlack
I had a brain fart and I was like “holy crap the chef looks like Adam Scott!”
frostman233
Re-watched Parks and Rec again recently... Gotta be one of the better shows in a long time.
AlbertRVA
Calzone means "fuck it" in Italian.
blackbenetavo
I love the expression on his face in the first one..."wow you really fucked this up"
mattisnotdead
I like Adam Scott. What a nice guy
NordicusMaximus
Anybody else miss Pizza Hut P’zones? I think they still have them in Canada.
PrincessJimmyCarter
local low-cal calzone zone
Andolomar
The mark of a good cook is the ability to salvage your mistakes. My mate's dad (a chef) was cooking scrambled eggs one morning and chucked
Andolomar
them in the frying pan with the bacon for some reason. He shouted "fuck it" and carried on frying the scrambled eggs. Delicious.
flambelicious
Scrambled eggs are basically a fucked up fried egg anyway.
cannedchicken
learntotakejoke
Eggs and bacon mmmm yumm
CharityQuill
leftover pizza counts as a breakfast food
pattyymac
"Because Leslie; People are idiots" -Ron Swanson
DrDings
Because pizza's fucking delicious
quattroformaggix4
In a word, pizza
Dugongdugongitsthecowofthesea
'You got Brinner? Daaaamn Turkledawg!'
FightMeYouLongAssBitch
Okay, hear me out folks - Waffle Pizza
Medic36
Go on.
SupMelloMike
Hope it's not the blue one.
zackofspades
BigDooder
... I'm listening
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
Wait...I’m worried that you heard “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was “Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.” Got it?
Solarstephy
I know what I’m about son