ASinglePieceOfToiletPaper
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Touchy the human
Jan 3, 2018 9:50 AM
ASinglePieceOfToiletPaper
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Valtros
That looks like it actually might have hurt... a lot.
SockDragon
BLOOP!
TypsyDanger
Holy shit [insert name here]’s mom learned to swim!
Planet11202
Even the whale was tired of Eileen going on about how magical this event was.
BQZip
Next on NewsAtNine: Whale charged with sexual harassment; krill join class action suit to prevent re-election
eyesoftheearth
Did she just orgasm?
xMOISEx
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Source?
TerribleBot
heebiejeepie
Someone had just said, "Whales are just big fish, right ?"
BlueDucktape
That looks like head trauma if i ever seen it
xj4low
Whale is prob like, "SOMETHING TOUCHED ME!"
tokennametaken
That's impressive.. That whale could have positively wrecked that lady.
peopleperson
Without meaning to, just idle smooshing.
Lurkingoff
High five
IaMtAcOcAtMaI
*boop*
Meilkor
That would probably actually really hurt
acmeyakko
ChronologicalMyopia
WedgeGCrew
Neptune blesses you
Uzernaime
Having difficulty with this... is this real?
tornadoswe
AAAAAH. MUM. I GOT SOMETHING ON MY FLIPPER. EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!
DickButtRiddick
https://imgur.com/ZXVQ1lb
FriendlyNeighborhoodLoner
*hooman
DobbyLivesHere
♬ Breach out and touch me! ♪ ♪
twinrider1
http://www.tiptopwebsite.com/photos3/depechemodefile/boat2.jpg
MakeLifeA180
you may be cool, but never slapped by a whale cool
clownbusiness
You’re not going to make this weird, are you?
thewiggins
wtfamIdoinghere000
*broken neck
rocketdonkey
finslapped
Justaguyfromaplace
"Holy shit! It happened" - both wale and human, probably
VodkaPls
The Welsh are humans too, you know?
Justaguyfromaplace
Hahaha.. I realized that after I sent it. Didn't think my comment would get much traction
Yupurineutah
Whales don't normally behave in this way. That was just a fluke.
MrDragonfyr
Bet you're fun at parties
cisforcience
A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea. So if you go fishing for a fluke you just might catch one. - Kevin from The Office
chaaaaals
"I calls em likes I sees em. I'm a whale biologist."
ChronologicalMyopia
Atomics985
dwood1776
Clemptor
You bastard.
BorkBorkasson
I was tempted to make several new accounts just to come back and upvote this more than once. Thanks for the best laugh today will bring.
Yupurineutah
Whale oil beef hooked if oy Gnu!
buckhPiSmasher
twofishtails
*cetacean needed*
cottonballs00
I don't have enough up votes for this comment.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Nice
Mockingbirb
Anyway.... no touchy human!
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Well this is the best comment I'll see all day, see you tomorrow everyone
Jgm8908
eflatmajor
ZOOP
Flavonoidz
Accurate sound effect
grizzlybradams
De"fin"itely not a fluke
countbassy
Flukes don’t breach
Yupurineutah
Sometimes they flounder.
NotSoArtzie
did you see the whale tail on that chick? daaaaayuuum
Yupurineutah
Like a '75 911 turbo!
greywarden112358
Sounds like something a whale might say if they were trying to cover up their sentience.
DiscGolfJunkie
Shhhhhhh. No talking, only emotions.
TheRealWhaleLord
N-No...Of course not...
twofishtails
I'm baleen out of this conversation right now.
NyekunduTembo
Can some one please explain this to my friend? She need help.
KingSwing
I think that's NunyerBidness.
Matthew51376
buckhPiSmasher
I like the bird shot more.
3dartwork
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Again!!! No....no! Again! Doooooont!
fluhatinrapper
Imagibe just heading to work when all of a sudden you get swatted across a football field.
stickystickychuntmason
Does anyone have the one of the seal getting fucking launched?
Skulduggery314
Yeah he ded
hbakeryeah9000
Send it
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Bird was an ass... Probably...
moonfoxmanatee
SAIL
CyclicMayfield
WHALE
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Fly you fools
LRWerewolf
"Tag, you're it!"
DaninoY
FATALITY
WarthogFrank
bird ded
debonairly
I think orcas do this on purpose to stun them before eating then
LunaPolaris
That's what I was thinking.
debonairly
*them
MimirBlue
I’m starting a collection of gifs where the bird just has no luck.
CleverViking
Døt
BryantTaylor
AnArmoredSloth
.
Weallwerenoobs
.
Tashok
zrXO
the girl's scream is terrible, i can heart that scene
LongCommentChainAppreciator
When they clearly don't know that the bird is the word
SearchingForUnderstanding
Non porn related dot. Who wudda thought?
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
zrXO
dot
arachnophiliac
Dighrair
I like how he just gets over it and puts his arms back up.
SanderTheStrange
I'd like to contribute, but I can't seem to find the gif of the motorcyclist headbutting a bird off the track
Shickydakubofick
Have another
Badsequence
Didn't the pitcher leave the game after that cuz he was distraught over killing the bird
MimirBlue
This is the video that started it all for me. It’s such a perfect moment in time. (Well, not for that bird anyway).
Geek13
Never noticed the catcher's reaction before.
DickPicEnthusiast
Poof!
StormWingDelta
lol INSTAKILL!! XD
HammSlammage
thatshirtisthesamecolorasmypee
That poor, poor birb
Lagtim3
@sanderthestrange This'n?
SanderTheStrange
Yes, indeed that is the one
SearchingForUnderstanding
I'm doing my part.
Wowter99
*big boop*
camn333
Bird went "boeing"
TheNecronomician
please...no
Jabbaaaaaaa
Donk!
MimirBlue
Excellent! Into the folder it goes!
Tashok
LunaPolaris
He doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt.
Commanderwho
Holy shit. Was that orca fishing?
ClaustrophobicOxtopus
Birding
Ketheres
No, birding