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I was just trying to catch a thief ...
May 26, 2017 12:33 PM
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SynonymOfHarmony
OstentatiousMusings
http://imgur.com/CzwRg04
DeafMatcH
TheElusiveEnchilada
That is legally his now.
Bullheadbelly
My feelings in cat form. Fuck you big brother
AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow
https://media.giphy.com/media/em4vwks7E1eWA/giphy.gif
Submoosable
FartBoner69
@OP is into cheesing
PB77
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Glock10mmG20
I'd kill that F'er
everettscott
Taking a life because of urine. Totally logical.
SpookyMcSpook
SabianAAB8
What is the context here? Source?
cesarmacias666
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
Worth the wait.
TheyMayBeFakeButTheyreGrrrrreat
I knew to expect cat butthole. But that... I am so grossed out. Wash your counters!
GeekyGuyTitus
Arrowpuppet
NoneknowsOgNiTo
ChristianGal777
LMAO I love this!
whothehelllitthefuseonyourtampon
Oh good lord that's it. I'm done.
MayraV
The guy just placed a new object there (the camera), that's why the cat pees, to mark new territory.
AllHailTheGreen
Whoh did not see that coming
lordtzar
congrats on your new outside cat
juliesmansion
lol. for real.
knoshi
Captainbetray
Squirrelingus
Wow, epic fail
jaminjimmyjames
The Kitties' army, led by Gen. Meow.
uchytjes
I have a meow solution, but it works only once.
L0rd0fH31l
Does that make it a final solution?
Tassyr
I love how many things this gif applies to
holyHamWallet
WHAT THE FUCK CAT
cbale2000
And that's why you get your pets spayed/neutered.
TheGrumpest
they can still spray. all the pissed-on things in my yard can attest.
everettscott
I agree. It could also be a sign of illness or anxiety.
GeekyGuyTitus
IJustCame
"PUSSY SQUIRTS ALL OVER CAMERA!"
amaryllisbloomsCO
????
ReallyRelevant
Spoilers, man.
TrumpIsTheNewHitler
Username checks out!
LoTRFanatic42
IWantToHugAllTheCatsInTheWorld
EfficientLeather1
That gives me a slight chub
Mohead12
DefinitelyNotASithLord
BonkyMcSignFace
Big black hairy pussy rains piss all over POV angle
CyborgScribe
Me and Trump would watch that. *looks around* Someone tell R. Kelly to get in here. We got a Havelock Ellis special.
IllChooseABetterNameLater
Can't believe that someone downvoted this.
heres30buckskillme
U have achived youtube level clickbait skills
badthaught
AnApologeticCanadian
Omg I love amy schumer!
Aflockofdeer
This is misleading
BrianMFTurner
Well, they're both urine... so yeah, that would work.
liptonteabagger
if this isnt top three by the end of today....
YankeiDuddle
How did this not get deleted
misleadingtitles
I just can't get to these fast enough
jamil1234567891
GreatJohnUmber
how is this not top comment?
Icommentwithnospaces
The front page needs this
mrhobbybob
More than we do
Gablion
did you hear that guys? we have work to do
theonedollarbill
PISS ON THE FRONT PAGE!!!!
pomdor
no one needs this >.<
Icommentwithnospaces
aykyle
As a spokesman for the Front Page.. It's not something we wanted.. but definitely something we needed.
Remiah
Does the FP really need this?? Funny yes!! but disturbing...
Remiah
Still worth my upvote!
Icommentwithnospaces
Yes. Gotta give them a taste of what happens in the annals that is usersub
vitaminalgas
What's wrong with that cat?
OstentatiousMusings
http://31.media.tumblr.com/3755622be08acf2f31c346f134ff8713/tumblr_mtfo056ggY1r5xzeyo1_400.gif
Flyndaran
Anxiety, stress, or territorality can cause cats to start marking like that.
ipointoutrepeats
vitaminalgas
DrClaww
♪ I wanna be inside a man cub ♫ ...wait, that's not how it goes
ObliqueRay
Well, remember all those cat posts where we comment "she'll murder you in your sleep"? This is what actually happens.
SerialKitten666
That's a female so that is one shitty kitty...
Qumefox
Could be neutered male. Hard to tell when they're fluffy.
Radix865
Not an expert but don't they just cut the balls?
LAB1A
They remove them as well so they don't become cancerous.
hyperkatt
Also removed to get rid of the pesky hormones that can encourage this sort of behavior.
onewomanriot
Yep, I also have a piece of shit cat that pisses on things for no fucking reason other than he knows I won't get rid of him bc I'm enslaved.
doombuggy
Yeah, I wouldn't put up with that for even one minute.
Flyndaran
Sounds like he's stress about something or feels unable to control his surroundings in some way. Other cats may cause friction too.
lordtzar
that may be a reason, but no excuse. that cat would be an outside cat in a fucking second at my house. EXCOMMUNICADO
Tvakc
http://jacksongalaxy.com/blog/2014/08/18/cat-mojo-why-does-my-cat-pee-outside-the-litter-box
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Your bloodline is weak
onewomanriot
Trust me, if you saw how cute this little fucker was, you would be hooked too.
IndyFoxBlue
It;'s a good thing my cat is so fucking cute. She does the same thing. How do I make it stop?!
thewhifflingtit
Reduce how stressful the environment is for the cat. Play confidence-boosting games. Cats commonly mark to reassure themselves that the
thewhifflingtit
home is safe.
thewhifflingtit
Make sure you have adequate litter boxes in the house, rule of thumb is 1 box*# of cats+1, and scoop all boxes once a day.
thewhifflingtit
Discover all the cat's favorite marking places, make these places inaccessible or undesirable, like with an automatic air puffer.
thewhifflingtit
Also eliminate all cat scent from marking spots. Nature's Miracle is amazing; white vinegar works too.