Oct 7, 2020 7:24 AM
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xxDarkestKissxx
Um, I dunno what y’all thinking driving towards the damn thing.
drduffer
If the tornado seems to be staying in place relative to you, one of 3 things is happening: it’s coming, it’s going, it’s standing still.
bstack1994
Live in Oklahoma and some of those vehicles ahead may be storm chasers. A lot of news reporters will go out of their way to get footage also
BaryBadrinath
v
Redshadow09
IN TO THE STORM WE GO! SCREW KANSAS WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING OZ!
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
I was INSIDE a house hit by one. I'll be damned if I'm gonna head right towards one.
NervAssEva
123dotDESIGN
Gifs that end too soon
Shellibobelli
Spicy wind
Ornoth
Traffic is gonna get really light really soon.
jollyjack
Isn't the rule "if it doesn't look like it's moving, there's a 50/50 chance it's coming right at you"?
seildacs
so is it?
IamTheLardvark
When I was a kid I thought tornadoes were alive cuz they seemed to go for residential areas
They have an affinity for aluminum.
wick3dwank3r
Dark and funny
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
100PercentCertifiedHuman
The Suck Zone
TheSexInstructor
Irishcurse65
“Finger of God”
Zabadak
Ffs don't make it angry!!!
Baroonz
...ITS ALREADY ANGRY
ObliqueRay
I don't appreciate people making light of this. I lost my father in one of these. Could have saved him, but I was hiding my superpowers.
austinwizardforhire
Do you bleed?
R100GSPD
Tchernobog
"IT'S THE WONDER OF NATURE, BABY!"
Richter12x2
Well, that definitely sucks.
ImpeachAllInvolved
Humans.
Vaars
I remember when I first learned about tornadoes. Still Freaks me out that they're real and not made up horror stories/fairy tales
LateNightBunnyParty
I've lived in Oklahoma my whole life (nearly 40 years) and seen/cleaned up after many of them. I've seen some shit. They truly are freaky!
iusedtobeagoodgirl
Just imagining the sound of that gave me chills. Terrifying.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
ncarroll04881337
?1
CaverExtrordinaire
FYI if you are SE through SW to NW of the Tornado and in the Northern Hemisphere you are in the safest place (but still don't get too close)
How does this work?
storms in the northern hemisphere always move northwards, because of the coreolis effect they generally have a NE trend
That's very interesting and new information.
pinglis5
Why is no one backing up and getting out of there?
normilepreston01
Because white people dont have survival instincts
My2Puparoos
Not out of beer yet.
masterschreck
Midwesterner here, you get used to this sort of thing.
infernopg
that's like getting used to someone running at you with a drawn sword and then not getting out of their way. Sorry but that is stupid
vurcease
Floridian here. As a hurricane veteran, how about NOPE.
Xandelle
In Kansas, we sit on our porch with a beer and watch it fly by.
Oh my God, would so not want to have to get used to them. You're brave folk!
madsander
As a Midwesterner, I would be annoyed I had to stop to let it by.
ProfessorPeePoop
Midwesterner here also, you should not get used THAT particular flavor of close-call
FormerlySable
I’ve lived in TX more than 30 years. Tornadoes still scare me shitless. I know what to do to protect myself, but they scare me.
MadHakon
At least some of them might be storm spotters, a group of people who track the movement of these storms and report them to authorities (1)
Ah, yes. Forgot about them. I would sure be running the other way!
And surprisingly there have only ever been reported a handful of related deaths (2)
PballQhead
Only three directly caused by a tornado. More in car accidents and stuff, but they do know how to be safe around the twisty bois
LordSlothaFro
Honest question, can you actually outrun one?
I think it's possible but I believe they change directions quickly. I don't know if you can tell which way it's going to go?
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
In a car, hell yeah. Their movement is unpredictable though, so don't try this at home.
Whatswrongwiththispicture
Driving toward a tornado... What could go wrong?
messierthirtyone
Step sister
littlecheesetoes
Step twister
JHawke
One of the few occasions where I'll ever get to type this... You could get hit by a cow!
"I've got to go, we've got cows!"
LeJoop
I see the twisty boy, and I might be dumb, but I'm thinking twisty boy direction is the other direction of where I want to go
Gofdunk
Carol Anne, go away from the light... Or tornado
AlexSomething
Yeah, the only way I'd look at that from my car would be the rearview mirror.
teeptheteep
If you show the tornado fear, it will smell it, and it will go for the kill.
MickScandalous
You aint from around here are ya?
METROlD
People from the south know this off the top of their heads. I dont know what to check for. But basically if its not going right or left...
hotlipss
You must not be from the Midwest.
UsersubPoetLaureate
You must be a meteorologist.
At least!
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Here in Oklahoma the meteorologist run towards the twisty boy.
Emulen
Someone should make a movie about that
ConsumerAffairs
8 Mile?
Stanko788
I thought Gone With The Wind was about that.
XVUltima
Twisty boys move random and fast. Drive to it, away from it, drive anywhere, your chances don't change.
jasgstock
Not true. Average ground speed of a tornado is about 20mph. Driving away from it is by far best thing to do, if the road is clear.
Zapathasura
Why are you heading towards it?!?!?!
TheSlackerKing
works that way
Guarloar
How else are you supposed to catch the sharks?
Lightsmith
'Murica
oCestSiBon
So Bill Paxton can put the cut up coke can winged sensor deals in it for science
LoadedBakedPotatoes
It’s a boss level.
Justapartofyourimagination
That's why the call him The Extreme
IPoopOnCompanyTime
To get it over with
FjordFiskursson
To ride the windy-go-round.
DrKriegersClone
Do other people not have a part of them that wonders if experiencing flight would be worth dying for?
Oper8rActual
Gotta get closer to shoot it with the shotgun!
makeSX
Yeah! You cant stop mah freedom!
kakivara
What's the problem? Don't be scared, don't let it control your life. Tornadoes hardly kill anyone. The flu is worse.
Metalbawkses
To keep an eye on it
PulpyOJ
Trying to do a U-turn on a road with no shoulder is tricky.
BrazilianThunderPanda
He wants to see the cow.
dinoradge
Is it the same cow?
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
We’ve got cows!!
SpecialProjectY
That's not a nice thing to say about your mom.
CatatonicCowMoo
I'm right here
Crowbarmaster
Hello cow! Will you grant me a wish?
I'll do my best!
Sabru25
tornado is spinning counter-clockwise thus heading the same direction they are. Thus they're in a relatively safe position being behind it.
Photus
Soo, you think that if you stood on the other side of it it would be spinning clockwise?
SoFreshAndSoCleanClean
Just checking... this is a joke, right?
SanMan531
No, no, he used the word "thus" so it must be legit.
terramarkov
What? Then why are they seen as so unpredictable? If that was the case you could tell where it was going by the direction it was spinning.
because occasionally you get one that decides it wants to be different and thus wanders in random ways. look up El Reno tornado 2013.
TheRealGritty
It's like a wives tale. Fact is that in North America almost all tornadoes revolve counterclockwise and in South America it's clockwise
anonnymoosecommenter
Key word is almost. There after rare bois that embrace the counter culture.
Usedtobeabear
Somebody’s gotta pay for all that damage, they have to get him before he gets away
HumanSilverback
They are probably storm / tornado hunters
tanebot
What do you do after you shoot one, though? Like, can you put it over your mantelpiece?
FartmanMD
Small glass bottle as punishment. Then it is released back into the wild.
xxDarkestKissxx
Um, I dunno what y’all thinking driving towards the damn thing.
drduffer
If the tornado seems to be staying in place relative to you, one of 3 things is happening: it’s coming, it’s going, it’s standing still.
bstack1994
Live in Oklahoma and some of those vehicles ahead may be storm chasers. A lot of news reporters will go out of their way to get footage also
BaryBadrinath
Redshadow09
IN TO THE STORM WE GO! SCREW KANSAS WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING OZ!
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
I was INSIDE a house hit by one. I'll be damned if I'm gonna head right towards one.
NervAssEva
123dotDESIGN
Gifs that end too soon
Shellibobelli
Spicy wind
Ornoth
Traffic is gonna get really light really soon.
jollyjack
Isn't the rule "if it doesn't look like it's moving, there's a 50/50 chance it's coming right at you"?
seildacs
so is it?
IamTheLardvark
When I was a kid I thought tornadoes were alive cuz they seemed to go for residential areas
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
They have an affinity for aluminum.
wick3dwank3r
Dark and funny
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
100PercentCertifiedHuman
The Suck Zone
TheSexInstructor
Irishcurse65
“Finger of God”
Zabadak
Ffs don't make it angry!!!
Baroonz
...ITS ALREADY ANGRY
ObliqueRay
I don't appreciate people making light of this. I lost my father in one of these. Could have saved him, but I was hiding my superpowers.
austinwizardforhire
Do you bleed?
R100GSPD
Tchernobog
"IT'S THE WONDER OF NATURE, BABY!"
Richter12x2
Well, that definitely sucks.
ImpeachAllInvolved
Humans.
Vaars
I remember when I first learned about tornadoes. Still Freaks me out that they're real and not made up horror stories/fairy tales
LateNightBunnyParty
I've lived in Oklahoma my whole life (nearly 40 years) and seen/cleaned up after many of them. I've seen some shit. They truly are freaky!
iusedtobeagoodgirl
Just imagining the sound of that gave me chills. Terrifying.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
ncarroll04881337
CaverExtrordinaire
FYI if you are SE through SW to NW of the Tornado and in the Northern Hemisphere you are in the safest place (but still don't get too close)
bstack1994
How does this work?
CaverExtrordinaire
storms in the northern hemisphere always move northwards, because of the coreolis effect they generally have a NE trend
bstack1994
That's very interesting and new information.
pinglis5
Why is no one backing up and getting out of there?
normilepreston01
Because white people dont have survival instincts
My2Puparoos
Not out of beer yet.
masterschreck
Midwesterner here, you get used to this sort of thing.
infernopg
that's like getting used to someone running at you with a drawn sword and then not getting out of their way. Sorry but that is stupid
vurcease
Floridian here. As a hurricane veteran, how about NOPE.
Xandelle
In Kansas, we sit on our porch with a beer and watch it fly by.
pinglis5
Oh my God, would so not want to have to get used to them. You're brave folk!
madsander
As a Midwesterner, I would be annoyed I had to stop to let it by.
ProfessorPeePoop
Midwesterner here also, you should not get used THAT particular flavor of close-call
FormerlySable
I’ve lived in TX more than 30 years. Tornadoes still scare me shitless. I know what to do to protect myself, but they scare me.
MadHakon
At least some of them might be storm spotters, a group of people who track the movement of these storms and report them to authorities (1)
pinglis5
Ah, yes. Forgot about them. I would sure be running the other way!
MadHakon
And surprisingly there have only ever been reported a handful of related deaths (2)
PballQhead
Only three directly caused by a tornado. More in car accidents and stuff, but they do know how to be safe around the twisty bois
LordSlothaFro
Honest question, can you actually outrun one?
pinglis5
I think it's possible but I believe they change directions quickly. I don't know if you can tell which way it's going to go?
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
In a car, hell yeah. Their movement is unpredictable though, so don't try this at home.
Whatswrongwiththispicture
Driving toward a tornado... What could go wrong?
messierthirtyone
Step sister
littlecheesetoes
Step twister
JHawke
One of the few occasions where I'll ever get to type this... You could get hit by a cow!
Richter12x2
"I've got to go, we've got cows!"
LeJoop
I see the twisty boy, and I might be dumb, but I'm thinking twisty boy direction is the other direction of where I want to go
Gofdunk
Carol Anne, go away from the light... Or tornado
AlexSomething
Yeah, the only way I'd look at that from my car would be the rearview mirror.
teeptheteep
If you show the tornado fear, it will smell it, and it will go for the kill.
MickScandalous
You aint from around here are ya?
METROlD
People from the south know this off the top of their heads. I dont know what to check for. But basically if its not going right or left...
hotlipss
You must not be from the Midwest.
UsersubPoetLaureate
You must be a meteorologist.
LeJoop
At least!
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Here in Oklahoma the meteorologist run towards the twisty boy.
Emulen
Someone should make a movie about that
ConsumerAffairs
8 Mile?
Stanko788
I thought Gone With The Wind was about that.
MickScandalous
XVUltima
Twisty boys move random and fast. Drive to it, away from it, drive anywhere, your chances don't change.
jasgstock
Not true. Average ground speed of a tornado is about 20mph. Driving away from it is by far best thing to do, if the road is clear.
Zapathasura
Why are you heading towards it?!?!?!
TheSlackerKing
works that way
Guarloar
How else are you supposed to catch the sharks?
Lightsmith
'Murica
oCestSiBon
So Bill Paxton can put the cut up coke can winged sensor deals in it for science
LoadedBakedPotatoes
It’s a boss level.
Justapartofyourimagination
That's why the call him The Extreme
IPoopOnCompanyTime
To get it over with
FjordFiskursson
To ride the windy-go-round.
DrKriegersClone
Do other people not have a part of them that wonders if experiencing flight would be worth dying for?
Oper8rActual
Gotta get closer to shoot it with the shotgun!
makeSX
Yeah! You cant stop mah freedom!
kakivara
What's the problem? Don't be scared, don't let it control your life. Tornadoes hardly kill anyone. The flu is worse.
Metalbawkses
To keep an eye on it
PulpyOJ
Trying to do a U-turn on a road with no shoulder is tricky.
BrazilianThunderPanda
He wants to see the cow.
dinoradge
Is it the same cow?
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
We’ve got cows!!
SpecialProjectY
That's not a nice thing to say about your mom.
CatatonicCowMoo
I'm right here
Crowbarmaster
Hello cow! Will you grant me a wish?
CatatonicCowMoo
I'll do my best!
Sabru25
tornado is spinning counter-clockwise thus heading the same direction they are. Thus they're in a relatively safe position being behind it.
Photus
Soo, you think that if you stood on the other side of it it would be spinning clockwise?
SoFreshAndSoCleanClean
Just checking... this is a joke, right?
SanMan531
No, no, he used the word "thus" so it must be legit.
terramarkov
What? Then why are they seen as so unpredictable? If that was the case you could tell where it was going by the direction it was spinning.
Sabru25
because occasionally you get one that decides it wants to be different and thus wanders in random ways. look up El Reno tornado 2013.
TheRealGritty
It's like a wives tale. Fact is that in North America almost all tornadoes revolve counterclockwise and in South America it's clockwise
anonnymoosecommenter
Key word is almost. There after rare bois that embrace the counter culture.
Usedtobeabear
Somebody’s gotta pay for all that damage, they have to get him before he gets away
HumanSilverback
They are probably storm / tornado hunters
tanebot
What do you do after you shoot one, though? Like, can you put it over your mantelpiece?
FartmanMD
Small glass bottle as punishment. Then it is released back into the wild.