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Dog and cat tax. Spike and Ephiny
EDIT: Holy crap, guys! I made most viral for the first time. Thanks to all of you!
PoliticalWanderer
#18: What, no love for 3-in-1?
Fairdinkums
Great dump, shit like this is why I love working in construction
Drlee
Some of these hit to close to home
BobButtwhiskers
These were solid. Some days at the factory be like:
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
My work friends, amazed by my productivity on Monday morning
SimSimSimsalabim
#21 nothing, just for effect, press it to turn it off
Gamemaster64
#1 then you pikachu face when they found it.
rl14776
Loved this mechanical based memage. Can relate
MightyZephyr
AnIncredibleSource
My collar turned blue just reading this post.
adhdpotato
As a mechanic i will upvote this for accuracy.
kisselFL
#1 I do that with customers who want to "help" also.
baldewok
Customers who want to help get to wash parts.
okalsson101
CallMeOldFashionedBut
#21 forbidden froot loop.
jayinhamm
Solid work. A+
nukemall
That's normal, next shift will handle it.
MrFox999
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
SkaerKrowe
#13 is completely accurate. Though last night I had a wrench slip off the nut and punched myself in the face.
SpikeReynolds
I've done that. Akai punched myself in the chest with a 2' torque wrench and winded myself so bad I almost fell off the machine
SpikeReynolds
*also
secretagentdoubleobeaver
As an industrial mechanic, this was a good dump for my regular shift dump
whatbuttondoipush
A poem: the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit, on company time.
PontiacDude
Did someone seriously Jb Weld a scope into a hammer? Hahahaha
f3n1x187
that scope have cracked lenses after the first strike.
SpikeReynolds
Yeah, I might need to bash my thumb from 300 yards.
CeruleanK
I have read a couple different stories of people being sent for skyhooks and ordering/requisitioning something real and very expensive
MechKelly
#7 5S if properly implemented ends up working really well. People say it's all common sense but common sense isn't so common.
Nerfgunner
Somebody has a case of the mondays
penguinpab
#7 What is ‘5S’?
BaconBerry
Management bs that makes everything slower and harder short term and is soon forgotten as management moves to the keyword of the week.
Tralinlu
Don't let the haters fool you. 5S is wonderful and makes life better, but lazy workers don't follow, and crappy managers don't do it right.
dirtyrussian
It's an organization method usually used in production. No idea why it's on construction dump?
SpikeReynolds
It wasn't specifically construction. At least not intentionally. A lot of these apply to factory work as well.
whatbuttondoipush
Some Japanese method of "streamlining workflow" sigma 5, Kizan or something
magicronin
Waste a day or more sorting tools and parts into labelled storage. Work is undone by the animals on 2nd/3rd shift within a week
WisconsinCentral2714
1st/2nd shift for me
MrWobblyHead
Sort, Straighten, Shine, Standardise, Sustain.
SOMDpoppy
Stole #9 to send to all of my engineer colleagues.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
As an engineer myself, me know how many get defensive about it haha
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Omg *LET me know. Me not Cookie Monster.
thepuppeteer777
might throw some water on the red light and see what happens
CommunCreator
Iirc the other end of the bolt was letting the magic flames escape.
DocNitro
It is just an indicator that it is on. Working as intended.
Ansonfrog
Pretty sure that light means "do not unscrew by hand" but I bet it also will toast your lunch sandwich!
ItWasNotAcceptableIfNotToLiveForTheSakeOfPleasurableThings
That dump was so solid that I need the poop knife.
RamosIsANerd
#1 this is training.
HanSoslow
Hand me the Matterdatty....
MrWobblyHead
Happened to me as an apprentice. Then I passed it on later when I was an apprentice master.
malachilenomade
#6 At one company I worked for, there was that guy in EVERY meeting. He would ask about things that had NOTHING to do with him.
CatsandDnD
How much did he hate his work?
malachilenomade
No, he thought he was doing the right thing. He was dense. We would actively keep projects from him because we knew he would be disastrous.
UnhelpfulMoth
Because he doesn't want to go back to work XD
malachilenomade
No, he legitimately thought he was doing the right thing. He was more than a little dense.
Mandalorian161
#8 can confirm. 1st shift never cleans the gears, had 2 consecutive days where that f***ed with the schedule(inconsequentially but still)1/2
Mandalorian161
Didn't happen last night, only cause I expected it and preemptively cleaned them, again f***ed with the schedule, the still have today 2/3
Mandalorian161
To make it 3 days.
JamesRosco
JPRiddles
Does anyone know what this is from? It seems like an amateur performance but their timing is so good!
goblinart
Really? The second verse seems very off to me.
flyingtirtle
Starkid firebringer
TetsuoooKanedaaaTetsuoooKanedaaa
https://youtu.be/ZmVuNlu0LCk
alangar
It's from Firebringer from StarKid and you can find it on YouTube.
PozzyBear
https://youtu.be/ZmVuNlu0LCk Starkid's Firebringer, college turned community theater group - also did Very Potter Musical, full shows on YT
Semphir
#19 used to do this with a buddy and some office type person saw it.. 3h later i got called to a meeting with HR...
DraconicRobot
most of the management where I work are former floor employees so we have had meetings started by everyone being flipped off.
lolitsmike
Sounds like a strict place
Hammsammiches
I do this all the time.
streptovsky
Narc or flip off coworkers?
Hammsammiches
Flip off coworkers in front of people I shouldn't be
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Here, the HR guy would flip you both off and make fun of your heritage.
DEFINITELYnotSauron
Been doing this for 4 years, if he isnt looking i shout "Fuck you Andy!" And he replies with the same. Weirdly mamagement dont seem to mind
dancerpitt
Love it !!!
sandyman23
Wait. You guys have HR?
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
Me and a girl I worked with would make "wanker" gestures across the floor to each other. Or wank gesture followed by a flick of the wrist (1
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
towards the other person. Also calling each other bitch tits and other assorted things, all good as long as it wasn't noticable to (2
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
customers. Good times. (3
Misterdruglicious
I did it to my friend and my boss walked in and it looked like I was flipping her off
WhiteyDeuce
I hope you greeted them accordingly.
Semphir
Haha.... If only i had known why i was summoned
RamosIsANerd
Best be safe and start every meeting with "What's up fuck-o's?"
Snausagebort
flacoloco
I told the new guys that they needed to get the ID 10T form from my chief in order to get access to the network.
Debiandog
If they don’t understand the icing on the cake is when you get them to write it down
flacoloco
nah I let my chief do that. (he was a pranker too) .
ActionJohnnie
50 feet of shore line and left handed wrenches
miked854
Left handed wrenches sound so believable. I kinda want to make some.
redsmerf
Don't forget the board stretcher