Teslas now programmed to hunt down bubble people

Feb 7, 2023 4:32 PM

CollateralMarmot

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Sad #sound_on #funny

If that's not a dummy that guy is definitely dead

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Darwin would be proud.

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Why do I feel like this occurred somewhere in Florida?

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!

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Field goal is good!

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Please tell me this is real.

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v

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Is there a person in there?!!?!

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Florida

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This week on Jackass...

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Funny, he hooked it when most people slice.

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Yup, he’s going to need to drop another ball near the tree to finish the hole.

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Judging by those trees that is Florida or Louisiana.

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Did I just watch someone die?

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No

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Way to go Elon, see your accident alert system is trash

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MOOPS

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[Happy Patrick McGoohan noises]

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what happens when you remove the ultrasonic sensor and base your collision detection on camera alone. "Meh, it's clear enough..."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually a step further back, when they removed Radar, USS typically has a range of around 4m (less than 0.2s at 80km/h)

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Looks like Top Gear have invented a new sport.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

“Hamster. Get in your ball!” v

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Clarkson voice: "Tonight: I drive a NASA rocket, May races a scooter vs a OneWheel, and Hammond absolutely didn't die this time."

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean car football already is a sport

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

True but this is like car zorb golf.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was intrigued as to how Elon was using cartoon porn to hurt people. I am disappointed

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

What the heck??

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Take that, Chinese balloon.

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"So, what brings you to the emergency room today, Cletus?"

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"Did you fall on something again and it's up your bum, Cletus?"

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De Bondulance done brought me!

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When you forget the bubble

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I bet that felt somewhat uncomfortable

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I like the guy with all that in-depth medical training trying to move him immediately. Lol Everyone here is an idiot.

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i always wonder what was the aftermath of this. it has to be pretty bad.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not even close lol

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he's like there there, you'll be fine. get up lol

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Yoink

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I think that went about as well as it possibly could have. Was there another outcome he was hoping for?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It actually looks like his jump was stifled somehow, like maybe an Achilles tendon rupture... He barely made it off the ground.

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I would guess the jumper assumed the driver would keep a steady speed, but driver was stopping for something in the road behind the jumper

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That would have given the jumper more time gain altitude or at least tuck.

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The scratch on the lens over the whole movie

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Amazing.

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Um... Are we allowed to post things like this?

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His shoes stayed on, he's good

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I think you have to say "the idiots of imgur"or something

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I don't see why not, he didn't die.

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At least not instantly

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Because it's a doll

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Look at the indents, it's not about OPs bubble video

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I love the combo hits

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Cut the vato!!

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The bus that couldn't slow down.

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Bad batos

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This was absolutely ridiculous... more please!

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what a ride! -pulls the stop cord-

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[now below 50 mph]:

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Is that Caitlyn Jenner driving?

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Buckle up, buckaroos!

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Imma need some sauce for the guy who gets hit midair

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Chronicle (2012) I'm pretty sure

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It is indeed Chronicle, and it's honestly a -damn- good low budget movie.

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I fucking love Chronicle. It's been a hot minute since I've seen it.

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I was waiting for the accident from "Meet Joe Black", then realized it wasn't a bus that hit him. v

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the yellow ones don't stop.

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Everything BUT a bus, lol

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People don't realise that it's not necessarily impact forces that will kill you, but massive, sudden G-forces. It can rip your aorta off

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another thing: moving your head fast can give you a stroke and then, bye bye you.

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The air spring in the ball buffers the acceleration significantly. Same reason we have five million airbags.

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Eh, the two are directly linked, newton's second law

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You clearly never studied anatomy...

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This dude is built different

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Yes, but somewhere, some moron will try it with a person.

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I am no expert on these matters but that does not look entirely safe.

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True. Humans exclusively do safe things.

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Most things Danny Duncan does is not safe. Entertaining though

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You mean the baloon or the car?

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IndianaJonesInTheRefrigiratorNuke.Jpg

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No need to worry, he had his seat belt on.

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Thumbs up.

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I *think* the person in the bubble is a dummy, but the camera isn't on them long enough to confirm.

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That's a dummy in the bubble right? Not like a drunk moron human, but like the things stores use to show off outfits.

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I'm familiar with drunk idiots...who knows?

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Unless the impact instantly killed the object in the bubble, the silhouette of a man is still. There's no arms or legs moving in the tree

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With the sudden acceleration, even if the bubble protected him from direct harm, he'd still have a serious concussion and probably whiplash.

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Very fake, if you put a 100 plus pound object in front of a car at that speed both the car and the object are going to have a bad time.

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Inside the Matrix everything is safe.

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You are completely right - you are not an expert on these matters. Also about not looking entirely safe.

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#whywomenlivelongerthanmen

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I happen to be an expert on these matters (dumb shit) and can assure you, this is entirely rad as hell

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\m/...(>.<)…\m/

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I happen to be a safety expert, and ... as long as this is not a worksite and i dont have to do the paperwork.... go for it.

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He said yea guys!!!!! Lets fill the office with teslas and big bubbles!!!

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You are correct. It is incredibly unsafe driving in a Tesla. Those things are cheaply made death traps

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My family is alive because my father's Tesla avoided the head on collision of a texting driver. Rather the automation the people.

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People are the worst. The faster we can remove them the better.

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Yeah the data doesn’t back up your anecdotal story fanboy.

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Show me? Also it's only going to get better and people are going to stay awful.

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I'm pretty sure the bubble is empty?

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If the bubble were empty there wouldn’t be enough mass to fly like that Air resistance would stop it immediately. Also it’s fake.

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Nope.

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You can clearly see a human-shaped figure in it. The video is fake though. No way a human weight would sit in those branches like that.

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Yould be surprised, if the weight was evenly distributed within the bubble and again by branches across the surface area of the bubble.

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It's real, and with a dummy

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Whether it's a practical or digital effect it's still fake.

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What is fake about it, the clip is real. They don't claim there's a real person in there...

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Mostly unsafe, starting with bypassing the collision sensors

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"What could go wrong with that?" -Uber, definitely

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Tesla fails at detecting pedestrians enough they probably didn't have to bypass

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Really, so they fail..... My vw up!...... Detects and brakes for those, and big doggos.... Way to go musk

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The hate for musk (rightfully he sucks) trasmits to a hate for Tesla's, but they are still pretty good cars.(when you realize all cars suck)

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I dislike electric cars in general

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From my minor experience in doing collision avoidance with small robots, likely the car failed to recognize that w/out tampering needed lol

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It fails to recognize cars stopped on freeways when it's working properly. I'm convinced it saw nothing b/c the bubble is kinda transparent

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My primary concern was not for expensive-to-repair front end damage to the Tesla.

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I know, but I assume the person in the ball is on board with doing dumb shit

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Wait that's a real person in the bubble!? Oof

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Ya, his name is Eager Yeet Splatter

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They make those kinda bubbles resistant enough to be dropped off tall buildings or from planes or hit by large things at hi Vel for R&D>

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>As for the idiot IN the Ballon, that's a whole nother matter altogether. -_- LOL

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Yeah, those cars tend to catch fire pretty often. I wouldn't recomend be inside one

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Watch out, elon fanboys incoming!

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This really isn't true at all. Teslas continue to prove way safer than most other cars. You are experiencing confirmation bias.

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You only think that because every time one does, it makes the news. Mile/mile, hybrids catch fire the most, followed by ICE, then EVs.

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Just imagine if something as poorly made as a Tesla was carrying around 70l of fuel. *BOOM*

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my guy, they catch on fire at a higher rate than Pintos did.

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or, to be more precise, more people die in tesla fires, which i think is the stat people care about

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Look up the statistics and evs (the bulk of the sample data of which are teslas) caught fire the least of all vehicles. I've heard that >>

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They make the news because theyre nearly impossible to put out, and burn longer.

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also because people die in tesla fires at a higher rate than they did in the Ford fucking Pinto

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Thats different than suggesting "tend to catch fire pretty often" nor advising folks avoid them.

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No, they make the news cuz it's easy fearmongering that plays on people's ignorance.

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no, they make the news because people die in tesla fires at a higher rates than they did in the Ford Pinto

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You trust data from the 1970s? Especially when Ford was paying millions to keep this story on the DL? Independent estimates attribute >>

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500-900 burn deaths as a result of the pinto. This is from the American museum of Tort Law. Source >>

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I hope that was a dummy in there.

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Guaranteed

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Regardless if it was a human or a mannequin, it was for sure a dummy.

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Good one

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It was; 200 lbs of human meat doesn't float like that.

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With enough force... well I guess it would be a human rain.

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It might if you gave it spherical aerodynamics and spread its density out over the given volume

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"For this example were going to ignore air friction"

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Maybe it was a european or asian? They aren't 200lbs+ in average

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Depends on if they are laden with coconuts?

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Maybe it was OP's mom

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You know Americans only average 11 pounds more than Brits right? And the average for Americans is below 200 pounds? Not by much but still

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11 is much considered it's in average - take away all the kids, grannies, fit dudes and girls and the rest has easily 30 more

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You chose Brits to compare, the fattest bastards on this continent??

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Brits don’t consider themselves European

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Apparently the AVERAGE for a man in the US is 199.8. At my fattest/least fit I was 182 at 6'1'' and looking back I was pretty lardy. Yeesh.

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Body type matters too. In Highschool I was 185lbs and 5'10" and only had 9% body fat. I did a lot of weight lifting

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weight is irrelevant anyway, if you are 6'4 weighing 200 pounds is very normal. body size and shape varies greatly from country to country.

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This is very true as well. Though I was comparing Britts and Americans whose height averages are pretty close

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