TheBigLetdown
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Jun 17, 2020 11:40 PM
TheBigLetdown
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nate808hawaii
Does Google translate work on these?
Lovekr
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
PCskele
Dammit I love that country
rgzmann
oh Scottish twitter, thought i had a stroke and couldn't read any more. I genuinely panicked for a second.
Catsleepeat
I'm screwed, every post after this I'm reading with the accent......
michaelfire
Does someone speak Scot?
Pimparoo3
I swear Scotland is collectively having a stroke
Nerdpuncher
One of my MMA coaches was a Scot. When he would start yelling it was intense, no idea what he meant but fuck you'd better work it out fast.
AlceCosmico
I love it when people struggle to read this, its like I'm in a secret club!
EPard
God damnit I love Scotland
TheForbiddenSemicolon
Aye, fook materialism!
MudbuttBrooks
“FUCKING SLAG!”
pandemicpolemic
That's gold right there
ThereIsAlwaysRoomForOneMore
Have no idea what half of these are saying, but gawd, I love the Scots, the nicest, friendliest people you can meet and have a beer with.
LoopStricken
Are you not English then?
ThereIsAlwaysRoomForOneMore
Nope, American from our south. Hell sometimes, I can't understand some of my relatives.
TheobromineAddict
I only need help with "skants doon the noo."
DoughnutJimmy
Drop your underwear immediately
TheobromineAddict
So, "scanties down now". Thanks!
jackwagon311
Polsnulspace
Scottish voice recognition elevator... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqAu-DDlINs
XEndeadX
But...what if staying at home and making a lasagna *is* my idea of a good time?
Superchief86
Then you're the kind of friend we'd all like to have.
XEndeadX
Awwww shucks.
Adin1
maetrix
These all reminded me of this classic.. you agitated yet...? https://youtu.be/84Gni1gEb-k
theGrantimus
#5 is my favorite because the word materialistic just stands out and doesn't fit the theme of the post but just makes it funnier.
Dorsk84
gnomedeplume
"Nae a don't, I'm not a fooking wanker am I y'big cauliflower"
hikebikemike
LoremIpsumBaby
I thought of Jamie, too ❤️
DontTazeMeBrah
You forgot the best one
furballsoffury
Thank you.
Eselta
"shitgibbon" is gonna be my new insult
oldmate30beers69
Where's volume 1 tho @op ?
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TheBigLetdown
It was a short volume
KenjiIchijoe
So would be the list of people on imgur who don't like Scottish Twitter. Keep it up, my guy +1
TheBigLetdown
Thank you!
ScarecrowSticks
ImSilverTongue
She's from the other studio.
faceplacespace
https://imgur.com/ftgVOIK
BadWolfDivides
Exactly the voice I read all Scottish tweets in. It works for some reason.
acountrymember
Frankie Boyle here.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I always hear Spud in my head.
lordMagnetron
Mike Myers for me!
xIntrusionx
DONKEY!
R2D2ismyhomeboy
Head! MOVE!
kevbot5000
It's like Sputnik!
gnomedeplume
He'll be cryin into his gargantuan pillow tonight.
TheBatmanWhoLaughss
“FUCKEN SLAG”
spartanG27
Has anyone else been reading these with a Scottish accent in their head or is it just me...
wozat
I read your comment in English.
wandergeist
In my head they all sound like
FormulatedVagabond
I'm Scottish so, yeah. I could try in an American accent. Specifically Louisiana. That will be fun.
tanebot
Is there any other way to do it and actually understand what was said?
asm80dfa8sdfj
I can't not read these in Scottish. It's physically not possible.
EroticZombiePants
It helps to picture Sean Connery, especially for the women.
ImNotTaylorSwift
That's how I read Fifty Shades.
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Snortin lines and shaggin nines is fucking hilarious
wandergeist
Isn't that a rap lyric? It even ends with Mom's Italian food.
battyballondore
Doing keys & shagging threes
C111825
Chasin the dragon and bangin sevens
RipVanStinkhole
Meanwhile I'm out here blowing trees and bangin' threes
waynestang
More like blowin' threes and bangin' trees amirite
NotMyDad
Better than my drinkin booze and smashin twos.
daugbret
And far better than injecting horse and *nods off*
DRATandBLAST
IRefusetowearlongpants
I'm having none and banging one's.
Cthulhuonabike
You guys are getting sex?
Xsis666
sumothername
Lots of the sex. Lots.
beerfordean31415
Scotland I love you, but I really need a Scottish to American translator for this stuff.
GrumpyOldMillennial
Just read it in a scottish accent and it makes sense. I do this just to amuse myself and practice my scottish accent at the same time.
UltimaRatio
Just read it out loud.
FormulatedVagabond
Happy to help. Scottish but used to live in America for 4 years (Canada one) I can help translate hah
Cavemenwin
I’m Canadian and I understood all of them just fine...
divebombdan
Sorry
DVsloth
What English? The queens, the states or the down under?
Sumdumguy42
Aaron earned an iron urn.
SnossedAndLost
I suddenly really wanna program a Twitter bot to do this.
nordicKitten
Good Fing luck ??? You’ll need it where you’re going
hannaFitPrince
Please!
Juggernut
OMG please do.
SnossedAndLost
I have 0 experience doing that but it sounds like some classic frustrating coding fun lol. I know some python but that's about it.
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
The end of #2 is the only but I'm lost on. I think there's slang I'm not familiar with involved.
phuzz00
I figure 'skants' is something to do with 'scantily clad'. They might talk like cunts but they have poetic souls.
barryleaper
girls who say they don't do this, yes you do, get your underwear off now
FormulatedVagabond
Burds = Girls, Pumped = Have Sex, Aye Ye Dae = Yes You Do, Yer Scants = Your Pants/Panties, Doon the Noo = Down The/right Now.
HammerParty13
Same
pogon
"aye ye dae got yer skants doon the noo" seems to mean "but your panties hit the floor fast"
Giant2179
Makes me wonder if a Scot and an American southerner would get along or be a complete disaster
FormulatedVagabond
We get along just fine. I lived in America for 4 years and traveled 18 States, lived in Virgina and a lot of time in Texas, met all sorts
FormulatedVagabond
Of people and never struggled to get along with any particular group.
bilateralunsymmetry
Funny story. I was traveling in Scotland and this Glasgow chick had to get an English person to translate English to English when talking to
beerfordean31415
lol. Exactly what we need.
AndABottleOfRum
moved to Canada from England & made friends with a Glaswegian by being the only one able to translate his drink/food orders to the bar staff
EroticZombiePants
I imagine that foreign people need to get an American to translate some of our dialects to English too.
beerfordean31415
Yup
illegalacorn
cajun.
illegalacorn
https://vimeo.com/259975486
wandergeist
I have just the man for that job
phuzz00
"In Glasgae yeh cannae drink in the street, yeh cannae piss in the street, and yeh cannae shit in the street" As said to me by a Glasgow cop
phuzz00
(I was drinking in the street)
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StenYngve
Well it's how it sounds like when you force celts to speak a Germanic language. It's still English, just a rare dialect, right?
pharmie01
Have we got double English or double Scottish?
definewelladjusted
We are classed as something between a dialect and real language (Scots). Try to read original Robert Burns poetry, for example
Mykeyboy
Literally none of the above is Scots. This is phonetically typed slang at best.
hawfwit
Also knowns as Scots