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So I got a little bored at work and noticed how oddly these staples resembled buildings...
I decided to lay a couple more staple buidlings downs and thought it would be appropriate to have a one point perspective.
In the process I had added a sidewalk and started to get some co-workers interested in my 'Staple City'...
One had suggested I add a background, this was my rendition with a night sky distanced behind beautiful mountains (Big Bob Ross fan.)
Shortly after luch he had found a better background for 'Staple City' its a little hard to see in this image but the cityscape is laid out behind, see the next pic for a better focus on it.
Decided to print a road... this was about the 4th rendition of staple city.
STAPLE CITY!!!
A birds eye view of the masterpiece
An angular view of 'Staple City'
I've left it up and expect it to still be standing when I arrive at work on Monday, please comment with some suggestions; staple city is open to innovation!!!
Update, 5:09pm eastern. Front page!!! THANK YOU IMGUR :)
If you decide to make your own staple city or village please send pics!!
Dog tax!
robnes
You're crazy, love it.
GambitLW
Cars!!
mooooM0000
Monorail?
Ravagestar
This is a new level of procrastination.
TupacAintDead
socratesboytoy
In highschool i once built an entire putput course on top of a lab table using marbles and paper. Failed the next test. But worth it.
pizzapartyhard
Alien invasion.
MisterTrashPanda
Get you some larger and smaller gauge staples from Home Depot and then you can build some real neat stuff
TheModernMachine
Yeah, so a nice park area would improve it. Perhaps some little billboards and, if you're able, windows on buildings could improve realism.
IJustWantAGuyLikeBillNye
OP has to work in IT
phonoodle415
Add a tiny park and some colored staples and some bacteria. Maybe life will form
VodkaReindeer
Fix those watermark holes in the road.
Janeator
I was waiting for a plane on that first one
ornysnake
The Staples Center can be there in its miniature form!
raylit20
This was genuinely entertaining. Also I want your dog.
LongDongDuck
Teddy is a good boy!
typointhetitle
Nice touch with the watermarks. Staple city is protected
jaymckool
HERE COMES A PAPER AIRPLANE!!!!
Snotty128
Take me down to staple city where the ground is paper and the backgrounds pretty
captainclutch
OH WONT YOU PLEASE TAPE MY PHONE
MrKibbs
I'm going to need you in my office first thing Monday morning to discuss your job performance.
corbynDallas
Where are the people fucking in their condos
Snotty128
Hiding because their windows are being shot out
matchstickmetropolis
In their condos. Fucking.
gedeaMoonFlyer
We built this city
aeomirblue
We built this city on rock and roll
thatsanotherstory
We built this city on printed roads, we built this city, we built this city out oooof staaaaaples
WeatherWiz
Where are the staple people?
NotACanadian
Iron filings
mdzmdz
In the margins of society
Moosecock
At Staples
Bigbadcomputeruser
Getting high on staple weed 69 times in the staple day
Marflower
They're in the staple skyscrapers working at offices making even smaller staple skyscrapers on their desks
dingdongbells
Are there smaller staple people in smaller staple skyscrapers?
desertdoggo
We need to go deeper
twitchyborgin009
That just sounds like slavery with extra steps
WillemHellfire
Staple City needs Godzilla.
aeomirblue
Oh no! There goes Tokyo! GODZILLA!
WillemHellfire
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of maaaan. Godzilla!!! Where's my bong?
CptDuderino
Coworker in the supply closet: Where the fuck did all the staples go!?
5FingerDickPunch
Who uses staples any more? Srsly
matchstickmetropolis
Lol tons of businesses. Are you new?
5FingerDickPunch
I'm 60 in IT, so nah. I'm amazed at how much money businesses waste on paper-based work processes. Staplers, tape, scissors, STAPLE REMOVERS
Snotty128
I staple delivery dockets to tyres and claim forms to job cards. It’ll all go electronic eventually
woolsock
Staple streetlights!
Odincdaj522004
Staple people! Up and down the staple boulevard!
LongDongDuck
Hard and may require tape or glue but possible!
RoboGirlSyd
Unfold a stapled staple- it will have the little round part for the lamp head!
woolsock
Could tape down one "leg" and have the rest make the streetlight
captainclutch
Paperclips!
admiraldeucedropper
Y'all hiring?
Katz00
Yeah...me too!
MagnorCriol
They might be about to have a position open...
Thisisnighthawkcalling
Next post might be about him being sacked for wasteing time at work. But lets hope not.
Superiorpudding
I wanna "work" there, too.
HughLaurie
I can't imagine what it's like to have a quiet office job and enough privacy to get away with stuff like that. I'd probably hate it.
aFadingMemory
Privacy? My supervisor would probably tell me "go in the conference room it has a bigger table, if you're going to screw off do it right."
pancreas
someone talked about jobs like this on Joe Rogan's podcast. weird jobs that exist in big corporations https://youtu.be/Yx4ifFsfNSU?t=201
LongDongDuck
I love Joe Rogan!!!
Harryteeters
Nice towers ya got there. Be a shame if jet fuel could melt steel beams
bundlesgetkitty
Itd be a shame if two paper airplanes struck the towers
MerToo
yeah that first pic made me totally expect a couple of hijacked paper darts
reversinatir
I know it's a joke, but in all honestly a propane Flame could melt these.
Vaanhalen
Yeah an open campfire burns pretty cool but enclose it and add a bellows it'll melt anything
T8umx
I told my mom this and she got so offended. Can't believe the government would lie. I just can't even with her
TheHawkRules
It might not melt it, but I’m pretty sure it would damage it enough to break.
parasztarcal
The big ass plane around the jet fuel also helps I'd wager.
UncleTomahawk
FartyMcDumpstein
MrA007
Look it up dude. The ship was being retired. This shit gives fuel to the fire that made trump man. You want another 4 years?
FartyMcDumpstein
I know the context. It's a joke. Deep breathes, try not to have a stroke.
redoctobershtandingby
He was a better President than what we have now
NightPainPoe
Not really, both were unacceptable leaders
RalinStorm
He is probably the most evil president we have ever had, right next to Obama.
YourLocalSatanist
That's a joke, right?
YourLocalSatanist
Looks like imgur is still doing the whole feelings over facts thing.
Vaanhalen
ReturnOfFreudberg
Where are people in 2018, did Bush do 911?
NotADodgeBallCannon
Technically, he was not on the planes. Also I know very little about stuff
cubelet
Didn't you know? Obama did 9-11!
aFadingMemory
Naw someone told me the other day there was never a terrorist attack under GW.
mandadadada
NOT guilty of completely messing with the evidence & investigation, according to NIST the firefighters hallucinated the molten metal >
mandadadada
found everywhere, but ofc the firefighters didn't see it, bc NIST says they didnt. FEMA analysed this molten metal NIST denied existed tho
mandadadada
Also buildings falling in free fall speed due o fires? Only once in the history of buildings
YouArePlayingTheGame
... No ... also I love America ... also the NSA and CIA and FBI are doing great ... they definitely don’t monitor sites like imgur ...
ReturnOfFreudberg
thank you, citizen 0433764763987!
JokerFrown
Thank you, agent 0654175532
LongDongDuck
Thank you, admin 007.