Mar 8, 2018 5:22 AM
capnthunderpants
72513
2382
86
Beb0p
“NOT here for a hookup!!”
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
/a/FcXJp
BoraDaExplora
nekrow
The banana comes out more curved than it started...
RedPandaFanAccount
*bot accounts on Tinder
SomeDetroitGuy
Hey now, some of them are hookers
LOLOLOOLOL
v
WhoDoYouThinkYouAreKid
Nice
metalharvester
I wish i was at this party
ivegottwolegs
Go on...
greenking13
So the first one is the new girlfriend (Obviously not the wife) and the second one is the ex-wife?
SpaceLlamaMk1
Jennifer just eat the fucking banana
TheDairyPope
It's not a fucking banana until it goes lower.
Jaysyn1980
SometimesISayDumbShit
man, Lindsay Lohan has really fallen on hard times
Stoicmasshole1
RandomSecretFart
gbray0700360
Girl on the left, all the way
nafun
I can swallow footlong hotdogs whole, then regurgitate them, still whole.
MyNameIsaKillingWyrd
I swiped right twice. That works, right?
Zalminen
I have such a hypersensitive gag reflex that I'd feel nauseous even watching a woman deepthroat me.
Witzyremark
Guys who look for these skills usually don't have the length or girth to warrant them.
NickRivieraMD
every guy would enjoy these skills. you might be right about 'look for' though.
Would I even know she had them? I don't need XM if I don't like radio. You pay for these extra features.
lol. I think it's more like a lucky extra. if you're actively looking for this, and a relationship, you're probably in for a bad time
Do you?
Not unless I ram it in sideways
TheLastManSitting
you made me laugh so hard hahah. here have my upvote :D
powershit
Tuna Can Joe
alisongrace5656
An ex once said about his penis "It might not be long, but by God it's thin!".
the12thletter
*bots on tinder
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
I usually can’t stand bangs, but I think I can make an exception in this case....
InnerUniverse
If you have these girls in your Tinder list, you either live in a great city or they're bots.
MessedUpAaron
You must not go on tinder that often. Girls just looking to get married on there. Ain't no showing off
LittleKnownOne
Girls on there want to bang hot dudes, not you. You are only worth it if you pay, meaning not hot enough. They bang hotties while you pay.
Where you from? Girls in LA just wanna fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
metalfoto
Always upvote LA. +1
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
bmrolfLord
What the fuck is thatttttttttttt!!!!!
ImGonnaRickRollYou
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH +1
IGoByMeme
"Wanna sniff?"
cenataur
That's a very thin banana...
matthiasfactor
Nah, she's just holding her mouth open really wide.
RemiRixJones
We need a banana for scale.
idieeverytime
It’s a perfectly average banana, and don’t let anyone tell you different.
NoMotherFucker
Ialwaysupvotewinston
Why not both?
StrawberryJamJam
I'm always afraid of trying that, because I keep thinking I'll drop my hold on the banana and it'll get stuck in my throat.
MythicManiac
I've seen a news story somewhere about people choking precisely because of this. Also of attempting to eat a live goldfish, apparently.
Chronoroth
Was looking for that obligatory "I'll help you train for that banana trick" comment ???? didn't find it, lucky you. RIP your inbox.
[deleted]
Yeah, but I pretty much don't have one of those, so that's not the problem. More just feel that you can't get a good grip on a banana.
bongles
Just swallow, bananas are very soft so if you pinch a bit off or accidentally swallow it your throat can mush it and then swallow it.
Kagenical
Your poor, poor inbox.
DrBruleSaysYes
as long as the "banana" is attached to someone, I think you'll be fine v
KotimainenKayttajanimi
nsef
haha
Can’t you just like..swallow it? lol
icameforboobsbutstayedtotroll
Same thing could happen with a penis.
salamiorigami
Why doesnt this have more upvotes?? I'm laughing so hard right now...
joeys2323
UpvotingtheHotButton
SpaceDeath
.
theadultmale
autodot
oh boy
will9853111
plznosenpai
Can a man get some sauce
morkl
I once put an orange in my mouth and then it got stuck behind my teeth. Very stressful.
ToasterDent
Just take a very sharp knife and, while panicking, hack away at the orange! Problem solved, you bleed to death.
MarkyMarksFunkyHunch
Prepare your inbox.
jfunkx15
Seriously, or what if it's too ripe and breaks as you're trying to pull it back out
ThisGuyHere
Exactly, I don't know how many banana's I've barely touched that have broken off. What would you do? Just try to swallow it or reach in?
dogmatix
if it's that soft, I think swallowing would be fine.
swallow
firefighter26
That's why you always want to have a safety person who knows first aid around when trying it. I'm available on Tuesday! **sunglasses**
sendnukes
I'm available any time every day of the week.
PicMasterFlex
*Offers bottle of tequila* m'ladies
bigdaddyfatpants
FairyTailToo
*tips penis*
HAHAHAHAHA
Beb0p
“NOT here for a hookup!!”
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
/a/FcXJp
BoraDaExplora
nekrow
The banana comes out more curved than it started...
RedPandaFanAccount
*bot accounts on Tinder
SomeDetroitGuy
Hey now, some of them are hookers
LOLOLOOLOL
WhoDoYouThinkYouAreKid
Nice
metalharvester
I wish i was at this party
ivegottwolegs
Go on...
greenking13
So the first one is the new girlfriend (Obviously not the wife) and the second one is the ex-wife?
SpaceLlamaMk1
Jennifer just eat the fucking banana
TheDairyPope
It's not a fucking banana until it goes lower.
Jaysyn1980
SometimesISayDumbShit
man, Lindsay Lohan has really fallen on hard times
Stoicmasshole1
RandomSecretFart
gbray0700360
Girl on the left, all the way
nafun
I can swallow footlong hotdogs whole, then regurgitate them, still whole.
MyNameIsaKillingWyrd
I swiped right twice. That works, right?
Zalminen
I have such a hypersensitive gag reflex that I'd feel nauseous even watching a woman deepthroat me.
Witzyremark
Guys who look for these skills usually don't have the length or girth to warrant them.
NickRivieraMD
every guy would enjoy these skills. you might be right about 'look for' though.
Witzyremark
Would I even know she had them? I don't need XM if I don't like radio. You pay for these extra features.
NickRivieraMD
lol. I think it's more like a lucky extra. if you're actively looking for this, and a relationship, you're probably in for a bad time
capnthunderpants
Do you?
Witzyremark
Not unless I ram it in sideways
TheLastManSitting
you made me laugh so hard hahah. here have my upvote :D
powershit
Tuna Can Joe
alisongrace5656
An ex once said about his penis "It might not be long, but by God it's thin!".
the12thletter
*bots on tinder
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
I usually can’t stand bangs, but I think I can make an exception in this case....
InnerUniverse
If you have these girls in your Tinder list, you either live in a great city or they're bots.
MessedUpAaron
You must not go on tinder that often. Girls just looking to get married on there. Ain't no showing off
LittleKnownOne
Girls on there want to bang hot dudes, not you. You are only worth it if you pay, meaning not hot enough. They bang hotties while you pay.
capnthunderpants
Where you from? Girls in LA just wanna fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
metalfoto
Always upvote LA. +1
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
bmrolfLord
What the fuck is thatttttttttttt!!!!!
ImGonnaRickRollYou
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH +1
IGoByMeme
"Wanna sniff?"
cenataur
That's a very thin banana...
matthiasfactor
Nah, she's just holding her mouth open really wide.
RemiRixJones
We need a banana for scale.
idieeverytime
It’s a perfectly average banana, and don’t let anyone tell you different.
NoMotherFucker
Ialwaysupvotewinston
Why not both?
StrawberryJamJam
I'm always afraid of trying that, because I keep thinking I'll drop my hold on the banana and it'll get stuck in my throat.
MythicManiac
I've seen a news story somewhere about people choking precisely because of this. Also of attempting to eat a live goldfish, apparently.
Chronoroth
Was looking for that obligatory "I'll help you train for that banana trick" comment ???? didn't find it, lucky you. RIP your inbox.
[deleted]
[deleted]
StrawberryJamJam
Yeah, but I pretty much don't have one of those, so that's not the problem. More just feel that you can't get a good grip on a banana.
bongles
Just swallow, bananas are very soft so if you pinch a bit off or accidentally swallow it your throat can mush it and then swallow it.
Kagenical
Your poor, poor inbox.
DrBruleSaysYes
as long as the "banana" is attached to someone, I think you'll be fine
v
KotimainenKayttajanimi
nsef
haha
Beb0p
Can’t you just like..swallow it? lol
icameforboobsbutstayedtotroll
Same thing could happen with a penis.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
salamiorigami
Why doesnt this have more upvotes?? I'm laughing so hard right now...
joeys2323
UpvotingtheHotButton
SpaceDeath
.
theadultmale
autodot
nsef
oh boy
will9853111
.
plznosenpai
Can a man get some sauce
UpvotingtheHotButton
morkl
I once put an orange in my mouth and then it got stuck behind my teeth. Very stressful.
ToasterDent
Just take a very sharp knife and, while panicking, hack away at the orange! Problem solved, you bleed to death.
MarkyMarksFunkyHunch
Prepare your inbox.
jfunkx15
Seriously, or what if it's too ripe and breaks as you're trying to pull it back out
ThisGuyHere
Exactly, I don't know how many banana's I've barely touched that have broken off. What would you do? Just try to swallow it or reach in?
dogmatix
if it's that soft, I think swallowing would be fine.
dogmatix
swallow
firefighter26
That's why you always want to have a safety person who knows first aid around when trying it. I'm available on Tuesday! **sunglasses**
sendnukes
I'm available any time every day of the week.
firefighter26
PicMasterFlex
*Offers bottle of tequila* m'ladies
bigdaddyfatpants
FairyTailToo
*tips penis*
PicMasterFlex
HAHAHAHAHA