BringMoreTacos
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Jun 11, 2016 9:43 PM
BringMoreTacos
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SanityAsylum
one of these men played the role of "wingman"
inkpod
How many hands does that guy have?
pointlessinternetpoints
Hotter by comparison.
KainWhisper
I think I would have preferred the photo with her lifted, and his head popping out between her legs all tomato red straining, veins bulging.
circle70
opitzbzg
There's to much fat on her for her just to be pregnant.
RoovyRoo
her ass looks pregnant too
NaturalProgressionGaming
Definitely not pregnant.
RoadTripped
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Tamzzzzzz
That's what happens when you're pregnant
WilliamBpope
Batman has no limits
StillNotYouTube
She might be pregnant, but she was fat before that.
MannyKreamer
He bit the bullet on that one
porkinsputdowntheforkins
...master Wayne" "batman has no limits"
AgentMedo64
when you know your lemits and she can go with it
Power2thePizza
A mans got to know his limitations - Dirty Harry
godhatescreed
Laughed too hard on this one
CaptainBeefcake
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Jorwhore
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realFloridaMan
$10 says she's by far the best lay in this pic
Trelkeen
yeah if you have enough flour
dejoblue
Damn, she's hitting above her weight! So is he!
jesser85
She should of put him on her shoulders
Argofuckyourself
Should *have
jesser85
IOnlyPostWhenIDrink
Should have learnt engrish before you posted this comment
jesser85
IOnlyPostWhenIDrink
<3
MyFatBaby
Lady is pregnant... who made this caption? Tell them to get off my lawn
realmdweller
Done.
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StarryPlough
How do you know? Her legs are pretty fat, and there is usually a noticeable difference between pregnant and overweight women.
cinemagraphguy
Thank you
IAmDrBanner
Excuse me mister, could you please explain to me the "get off my lawn" thing and why everyone is saying it today?
withoutahead
It's originally an old saying said comically by old people as grouches toward kids
IAmDrBanner
Oh, yeah, I know. It is just that I saw this used thrice today and something about California lawmakers, so I thought something happened
IAmDrBanner
that was relevant to it.
realmdweller
It may have to do with the drought in Cali and the water restrictions causing people to rethink their choices in landscaping.
FriendlyAggressor
My guess: she's pregnant, look at how they're holding her belly [also check out his right hand, looks creepy af]
sisterofthemoon
Wait.... WTF is wrong with prego/fat chicks man's hands?
Paintedbird
Or just left an all you can eat buffet
tuxedobob
So... Hugging your girl from behind means she's pregnant, but being fat all over her body doesn't mean she's fat? What is with this site?
sisterofthemoon
She looks somewhat out of proportion, usually your boobs get bigger, not small like this chick.. Wait, is this a chick?!
Sossesvin
There's to much fat on her for her just to be pregnant.
PleaseAMArelatedtomachining
typically the prego bump is visible much closer to the pubis, this seems more like a big ol belly to me, just callin it like i see it
shwiggityshwoot
Every woman carries differently, even the same woman will carry differently in a subsequent pregnancy.
periwinklepanda
This
Cecilrt
yep wtf moment there
itiscalledaPUPPYyoutwat
shes also fat
iamjman
Somewhere in California, there's a fem nazi whose feeling triggered
SmertNSpecial
How dare you say facts! That's offensive
tuxedobob
You don't get pregnant in the thighs.
OneMoreLagerAndIMightLearnToLikeYa
Hahahahahahahaha rekt
ThreePointOneFourOneFiveNineTwoSix
I think you need to google 'pregnancy' once or twice before trying to state facts, man.
tuxedobob
I have three kids.
YASSSSbitchYASSSS
Yes you do, sweetheart. You get pregnant in more places than the belly.
MostlyDogMom
Was gonna say the same thing. Boobs, butt, bellie, thighs, feet. hell I know people who got back fat
tuxedobob
Arms too?
YASSSSbitchYASSSS
*Wiggles 7-months-pregnant arm chub*....yep. Arms too. Your body does some weird shit to "protect the fetus," and some of it is unnecessary
shwiggityshwoot
I agree, because no women but pregnant women will let someone touch their bellies!
shutyourpieholedouche
You're allowed to say no to that? I thought it was a normal thing people did, rubbing my belly, and I was weird for being uncomfortable.
imwhatyouneverwantedtobe
That's why shirts exist for preggos that say "don't touch my belly...I'll kill you"
AlkeneThiol
You can stop them. Most tactful way I've seen is "I just have a thing about touching. Sorry!"
AlkeneThiol
2) but if you don't care about tact, start moaning when they rub you then say "harder daddy" regardless of belly rubber's gender
normalperson123
Rub their belly back when you reply to them.
BatChild9000
The only acceptable response
GreaterDog
Unless they're a guy and being creepy in the first place, then you don't want to make that link