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Apr 30, 2019 3:10 PM
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NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
zombiedukut
Alfred is the only person that's not afraid to put the League and Bat family in a time out
CivilRationality
Alfred and Obi-Wan kenobi... masters of sass.
wonfungi8206
worgenboy
Alfred with the sick burns for decades.
Barrett91
Someone pls crop out batman's face from second frame? Need it for reaction.jpeg
Buddhable
I’m actually kinda excited for the Alfred movie
mop82
You people can read this?
guntbagmunkball
Are you on an apple watch or something?
TheGreatPeru
Damn fred why you gotta make it hurt
IndyAndyJones
Ask George, those 2 shared everything
spunnottossed
yungpunk13
Alfred has no chill. The King of Sass.
yotsuya
BahamutBBob
Looks like Bruce saw the new Sonic trailer.
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Jest3r123
Savage Alfred.
ZeroDraws
Who.. who hurt him?
mjangelvortex
I'm sure Thomas and Martha Wayne's deaths hurt him too.
Jest3r123
Found the Riddler.
Ialwaystypetofast
Is he a good man? Why should you fear a good man?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” ― Patrick Rothfuss
joerozzell17
Because a 'good' man will just kill you; no dramatics, no final grand master plan exposer. Just drop the hammer and carry-on...
Ialwaystypetofast
Only if you do wrong by him.
Jinxies
“Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, ..
Jinxies
if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, ..
Jinxies
and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat. ..
Jinxies
They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar. ..
Jinxies
So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.” ― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Shenaniganz80
The one person that never feared Batman
Imhereforthelurking
Hard to fear the man who's diapers you changed
wonfungi8206
maninthedarkness
Gordon never feared Batman. Gordon feared losing Batman. That was revealed in a Scarecrow issue.
Shenaniganz80
He feared Batman before he knew what he was and whose side he was on,might not have known what he was scared of but it was Batman
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
maninthedarkness
Well, there it is. Tommy Lee Jones has entered the ring for elder Bruce Wayne in Batman Beyond.
romicra88
Honestly I think he's the only one Batman wouldn't have a plan for should he be compromised.
BeatenBearface
Hoe did I never think of that?
razmann
he probably does have a plan for Alfred turning on him, but it's more like "it's fucking Alfred, maybe it's time to rethink your actions"
Shenaniganz80
Its called the best retirement package ever!!!
Drizzt893
Darkseid defeated the entire Justice League, then conceded to Batman. BTW, Darkseid is a god.
Shenaniganz80
Was the halfling holding the gem when he told you that?
maninthedarkness
Evil gods dominantly pay regards only to visible strength, not brains.
xizar
That's only because Batman doesn't bluff about detonating planets, whereas Superman doesn't have the balls.
GreyKihano
He used to change his diapers. Whatever he is doing, he isn't soiling himself anymore.
Shenaniganz80
"I am the night" ....."Bruce I changed your nappies dont pull that with me" says Alfred winning
swatz
and washed his spooge sock.
diregamer
The diapers yes, but at teenager levels, I suspect Alfred made him do his own laundry.
Shenaniganz80
Nope laundry is part of butlering
diregamer
I get that, but I still see Alfred more pseudo parenting then actual butlering. you know?
LazySpider
He’s the one person who never NEEDS to fear the Batman
Shenaniganz80
No one innocent ever needs to fear the Batman
Kodaxmax
I mean he doesn't rly see shades of grey, somone stealing to feed his family gets the same beating as the joker would.
Shenaniganz80
Only if they put up a fight otherwise just a hang upside down from a street light time out till Gotham pd show up. Then they go to court
Kodaxmax
it depends on which incarnation i suppose. videogame and some comic batmen are pretty brutal. not to mention dcu where he litterally tried t
killerfirefly
even SUPERMAN feared Batman.
Janusha
Martha !
Shenaniganz80
DCs best kept secret,thats Alfreds moms name too!
getotterhere
Shenaniganz80
But not Alfred,does that make him DCs most powerful? Maybe!?!
AnythingMuchShorter
Alfred did punch superman out once
Shenaniganz80
Hurt Clark on an emotional level too, I bet.
Retrikaethan
to be fair, he literally raised him so he doesn't see just the batman, but who he was before.
Shenaniganz80
That's a big part of it
cappygold
Watch Gotham on Netflix it's the before story and I enjoy it
cowboyshooter
I just watched EP1. Alfred walks out of the house and yells at Bruce "OY!"
Shenaniganz80
It was pretty good,but the finale felt more like a Batman pilot episode