Mar 17, 2021 1:46 AM
GorgeousGeorgieous
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EngravedToaster
Screw and the back of a hammer. (I may own too many tools as a woman... As if that could be a thing!)
Bigworm666999
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
xXxSTEVOxXx
Wow AND she wearing chucks... someone gimme a bonk and send me to horny jail. I done wrong
TupacAintDead
I like her. She seems fun.
mikexloo
waitwhat1234
Wife material?
ElCoronaBeerUs
Argentinian material ? ?
VicinoOrsini
That brand is meh supermarket quality
breguet
Remember that ground must be soft :-)
adriaanscape
She’s the friend we all wish we had.
threechis
Am I the only one here who’s disappointed? Anyone?
pinkmansaidthebest
A girl I can bring home to Mom. So they can both get slushed on wine.
EnzoWDC
Let’s just hope it is not a Haut-Brion 1961...
CripPick
Why are they opening a wine bottle on the woods?
ZeitgeistWurst
To drink it.
Usurpator
why are you not?
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
Its a wonderful place to get drunk with your buddies
yomahnn
Because they’re not on the ocean.
Klintov
Yeah nah no thanks, too much teeth...
slamduncan94
Now try that with champagne
DrSharkbite
jesuisgur
Redheads make me do that too...
DL17
I'm in love
SavienKennedy
When I was a teenager, we smashed wine bottles against the side of buildings and drank around the shattered glass. Uphill! Both ways!!!
DeadeicPrints
Thats dumb as hell lol, tho teens so that makes sense. You could swallowed small glass fragments and cut tf outta your insides.
I should clarify: I live in Canada where the legal drinking age isnt 21
Smartinique
Just keep an opener in your purse for wine emergencies.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Question. Who's the bigger alcoholic, the girl in the post or the one with an opener in her purse?
swissdoode
I always carry a Swiss Army Knife - bottle opener included.
klean9
My wine bottles are all twist off
khold90
The joys of 100% can be recycled with no landfill and not having to deal with stupid corks.
macdogjake24
Not the young person's first rodeo. I learned a new skill at 55.
BobHubert
It also works if you put the bottle in a shoe and hit that against a wall. Similar process.
PonySlaystation5
For real, wine bottles are like those pet toys with treats in them to keep them entertained and busy while problem solving.
Shellburst
Only works with real cork, you'll be at it for a while with synthetic.
Nuclearwaste9
Indeed! I usually jam a stick in the cork pushing the cork in whereby bottle must be fully consumed. This works though.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Not even her 5th rodeo. That's technique that comes from much trial and error.
RichardBehind
Only works with very loose corks
SemiLucidUser
So a cheap bottle?
rambilish
Spaniards...
SoFloRoofer
Gotta love 'em
stolenmemepolice1
Mexicans have the best qualities and the worst habits, as one i know
Dislex1a
Spaniards and Mexicans live in a different continent..
bonkersbabytail
Been there, done that, doesn't always turn out so well :(
Nandabun
I legit thought it was gonna slam into the back of her throat or take a tooth lol.
Been there, done that, doesn't always turn out so well
I was opening a bottle of wine just the other night, one of those where the cork is loose and held to the bottle with wire. I legit held it
Out the fucking window in case the cork shot off as I opened it, ain't gonna break anything in my house - bye cork! It was fine tho.. lol
sahamh
Why fuck up your teeth when you can just use your keys to open it up??♂️
betrothedtobacon
I would like to see the video with key-corkscrew situation. For science
Oh man! I wish I had recorded myself once I did it, my ex was in such a shock lol
How was this done? Like can you explain how to do it?
autmed
v
cardinal29
RaftinHippy
Damn that quality,
IronIce111
Thelordofthethings
I feel as if this problem probably dates back hundreds of years.
Donku83
Silentbunny
Well thats not quite what i was expecting
armonis
I would like to see the original.
[deleted]
JackHL01
now i have additional questions, but i am afraid to ask
.
totallyNotRonJeremy
squirrellbot
Scientifically; is there a reason she spins it each time?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
AintNothinButAPoopbutt
Yes. Wine contains dissolved gasses (o2, co2, among others) than can be agitated out of solution to gas off, ie. Pressure
Sebastopol
Absolutely correct, no idea why you got downvoted. Have my vote!
KiltedinSeattle
Not really. It’s a sealed environment with a slight +pressure from the cork being put in. It works because of the force translating to the >
CongratsYouAreHereNow
False
HearMeFart
What a compelling argument.
xxBOOPxx
It keeps people from slamming the bottle into the ground too fast. The wine needs to "settle" between strikes.
weakest/most moveable spot within the environment-the cork. Since the cork seals the bottle it’s not for lubrication or anything, just show.
macpall
Showmanship
Not true, corks are porous and as the cork moves out, it changes the pressure in the bottle, spinning the bottle causes wine to and air to
Be sucked into the part of the cork that is outside of the bottle, which expands and makes the cork come out more with each whack by
Reducing the force holding it in place. It’s like how a screw can be undone with your finger at the end but you need a tool to get it going
Username checks out
mudgula
She seems fun.
peterbozeman
And resourceful.
thomerow
I bet she is dangerously close to a certain threshold on the hot crazy scale, but I wouldn’t mind to find out from which side.
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
What's the language? I'm thinking Spanish maybe? Or am I wayyy off?
loldongs10000
It's Spanish, a South American variant. Perhaps Argentina.
Huh. I was thinking Spain. Either way, I love the language. Too bad I didn't practice my 4 years of H.S. Spanish more.
Southligths
Argentina for sure. the wine is dada and cumbia in the background. source: I'm Argentinian.
jjw9
She has gorgeous hair!
NyQuilDaydream
Nice skin as well!
shankelstoff
Calm down there, Buffalo Bill.
Akurei00
You can hit the base of the bottle firmly with the heal of a shoe repeatedly and get the cork out that way as well. Her way looks better!
DamnitRS
I did it with a flip flop once.
Actually, I used the flip flop as a cushion while hitting the concrete sidewalk. Didn't want to smash the bottle after all.
That’s SO much better than what I was thinking based on your 1st comment!
/r/nocontext
braingain
I've seen many videos and once in person of that failing horribly, but never seen it actually work.
TrashCanEnthusiast
It's really inconsistent with a shoe because it's so light. We used to hit the bottom on a tree in college, which worked great.
ekstrax
I did it succesfully on a school trip once. And my buddy smashed a bottle of red wine all over his wall when he tried it haha
Fizzledrizzle69
My brother did it successfully last year. We didn't think it was possible
MangoLassi
It works. Source: I work at a winery and have done it when I stupidly forgot a wine key while camping.
Braingartner
Wine key, huh?
Gotta keep all that fermented berry goodness locked up away from bears.
The1193
I've done it, put it in my boot and hit the heel (with bottle pressed into it) until the cork comes out enough. It makes wine foam tho
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
I just unscrew the cap.
Well, there is always that option.
jonbenwaa
Easier to just poke a hole in the box.
Yep- I’ve seen that work as well. The good news is that the foaming is nitrogen. The bad news is “bottle shock” & its best to let it settle.
Ryebread91
Bottle shock?
Wine that’s been sharply moved (think truck shipping) bounces around a lot & deadens the flavors/aromatics & needs to settle for a few days.
DrPBizzle
When I’ve opened bottles like this I haven’t been drinking good wine...
fastmover45
uhuhuuhuuuuAahAaaaaahAAAAAAAh
Daemoneyes
If this is a movie source please.
RigoryMorty
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1995309/
Awesome, cheers!
EngravedToaster
Screw and the back of a hammer. (I may own too many tools as a woman... As if that could be a thing!)
Bigworm666999
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
xXxSTEVOxXx
Wow AND she wearing chucks... someone gimme a bonk and send me to horny jail. I done wrong
TupacAintDead
I like her. She seems fun.
mikexloo
waitwhat1234
Wife material?
ElCoronaBeerUs
Argentinian material ? ?
VicinoOrsini
That brand is meh supermarket quality
breguet
Remember that ground must be soft :-)
adriaanscape
She’s the friend we all wish we had.
threechis
Am I the only one here who’s disappointed? Anyone?
pinkmansaidthebest
A girl I can bring home to Mom. So they can both get slushed on wine.
EnzoWDC
Let’s just hope it is not a Haut-Brion 1961...
CripPick
Why are they opening a wine bottle on the woods?
ZeitgeistWurst
To drink it.
Usurpator
why are you not?
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
Its a wonderful place to get drunk with your buddies
yomahnn
Because they’re not on the ocean.
Klintov
Yeah nah no thanks, too much teeth...
slamduncan94
Now try that with champagne
DrSharkbite
jesuisgur
Redheads make me do that too...
DL17
I'm in love
SavienKennedy
When I was a teenager, we smashed wine bottles against the side of buildings and drank around the shattered glass. Uphill! Both ways!!!
DeadeicPrints
Thats dumb as hell lol, tho teens so that makes sense. You could swallowed small glass fragments and cut tf outta your insides.
SavienKennedy
I should clarify: I live in Canada where the legal drinking age isnt 21
Smartinique
Just keep an opener in your purse for wine emergencies.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Question. Who's the bigger alcoholic, the girl in the post or the one with an opener in her purse?
swissdoode
I always carry a Swiss Army Knife - bottle opener included.
klean9
My wine bottles are all twist off
khold90
The joys of 100% can be recycled with no landfill and not having to deal with stupid corks.
macdogjake24
Not the young person's first rodeo. I learned a new skill at 55.
BobHubert
It also works if you put the bottle in a shoe and hit that against a wall. Similar process.
PonySlaystation5
For real, wine bottles are like those pet toys with treats in them to keep them entertained and busy while problem solving.
Shellburst
Only works with real cork, you'll be at it for a while with synthetic.
Nuclearwaste9
Indeed! I usually jam a stick in the cork pushing the cork in whereby bottle must be fully consumed. This works though.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Not even her 5th rodeo. That's technique that comes from much trial and error.
RichardBehind
Only works with very loose corks
SemiLucidUser
So a cheap bottle?
rambilish
Spaniards...
SoFloRoofer
Gotta love 'em
stolenmemepolice1
Mexicans have the best qualities and the worst habits, as one i know
Dislex1a
Spaniards and Mexicans live in a different continent..
bonkersbabytail
Been there, done that, doesn't always turn out so well :(
Nandabun
I legit thought it was gonna slam into the back of her throat or take a tooth lol.
bonkersbabytail
Been there, done that, doesn't always turn out so well
Nandabun
I was opening a bottle of wine just the other night, one of those where the cork is loose and held to the bottle with wire. I legit held it
Nandabun
Out the fucking window in case the cork shot off as I opened it, ain't gonna break anything in my house - bye cork! It was fine tho.. lol
sahamh
Why fuck up your teeth when you can just use your keys to open it up??♂️
betrothedtobacon
I would like to see the video with key-corkscrew situation. For science
sahamh
Oh man! I wish I had recorded myself once I did it, my ex was in such a shock lol
betrothedtobacon
How was this done? Like can you explain how to do it?
autmed
cardinal29
RaftinHippy
Damn that quality,
IronIce111
Thelordofthethings
I feel as if this problem probably dates back hundreds of years.
Donku83
Silentbunny
Well thats not quite what i was expecting
armonis
I would like to see the original.
[deleted]
[deleted]
JackHL01
now i have additional questions, but i am afraid to ask
JackHL01
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totallyNotRonJeremy
.
squirrellbot
Scientifically; is there a reason she spins it each time?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
AintNothinButAPoopbutt
Yes. Wine contains dissolved gasses (o2, co2, among others) than can be agitated out of solution to gas off, ie. Pressure
Sebastopol
Absolutely correct, no idea why you got downvoted. Have my vote!
KiltedinSeattle
Not really. It’s a sealed environment with a slight +pressure from the cork being put in. It works because of the force translating to the >
CongratsYouAreHereNow
False
HearMeFart
What a compelling argument.
xxBOOPxx
It keeps people from slamming the bottle into the ground too fast. The wine needs to "settle" between strikes.
KiltedinSeattle
weakest/most moveable spot within the environment-the cork. Since the cork seals the bottle it’s not for lubrication or anything, just show.
macpall
Showmanship
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Not true, corks are porous and as the cork moves out, it changes the pressure in the bottle, spinning the bottle causes wine to and air to
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Be sucked into the part of the cork that is outside of the bottle, which expands and makes the cork come out more with each whack by
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Reducing the force holding it in place. It’s like how a screw can be undone with your finger at the end but you need a tool to get it going
squirrellbot
Username checks out
mudgula
She seems fun.
peterbozeman
And resourceful.
thomerow
I bet she is dangerously close to a certain threshold on the hot crazy scale, but I wouldn’t mind to find out from which side.
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
What's the language? I'm thinking Spanish maybe? Or am I wayyy off?
loldongs10000
It's Spanish, a South American variant. Perhaps Argentina.
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Huh. I was thinking Spain. Either way, I love the language. Too bad I didn't practice my 4 years of H.S. Spanish more.
Southligths
Argentina for sure. the wine is dada and cumbia in the background. source: I'm Argentinian.
jjw9
She has gorgeous hair!
NyQuilDaydream
Nice skin as well!
shankelstoff
Calm down there, Buffalo Bill.
NyQuilDaydream
Akurei00
KiltedinSeattle
You can hit the base of the bottle firmly with the heal of a shoe repeatedly and get the cork out that way as well. Her way looks better!
DamnitRS
I did it with a flip flop once.
DamnitRS
Actually, I used the flip flop as a cushion while hitting the concrete sidewalk. Didn't want to smash the bottle after all.
KiltedinSeattle
That’s SO much better than what I was thinking based on your 1st comment!
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
/r/nocontext
braingain
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
I've seen many videos and once in person of that failing horribly, but never seen it actually work.
TrashCanEnthusiast
It's really inconsistent with a shoe because it's so light. We used to hit the bottom on a tree in college, which worked great.
ekstrax
I did it succesfully on a school trip once. And my buddy smashed a bottle of red wine all over his wall when he tried it haha
Fizzledrizzle69
My brother did it successfully last year. We didn't think it was possible
MangoLassi
KiltedinSeattle
It works. Source: I work at a winery and have done it when I stupidly forgot a wine key while camping.
Braingartner
KiltedinSeattle
Gotta keep all that fermented berry goodness locked up away from bears.
The1193
I've done it, put it in my boot and hit the heel (with bottle pressed into it) until the cork comes out enough. It makes wine foam tho
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
I just unscrew the cap.
KiltedinSeattle
Well, there is always that option.
jonbenwaa
Easier to just poke a hole in the box.
KiltedinSeattle
Yep- I’ve seen that work as well. The good news is that the foaming is nitrogen. The bad news is “bottle shock” & its best to let it settle.
Ryebread91
Bottle shock?
KiltedinSeattle
Wine that’s been sharply moved (think truck shipping) bounces around a lot & deadens the flavors/aromatics & needs to settle for a few days.
DrPBizzle
When I’ve opened bottles like this I haven’t been drinking good wine...
fastmover45
uhuhuuhuuuuAahAaaaaahAAAAAAAh
.
Daemoneyes
If this is a movie source please.
RigoryMorty
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1995309/
Daemoneyes
Awesome, cheers!