SisterMidnight
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/01/19/tucker-carlson-texts-alex-jones-takeaways
coffeebrine
They will always stick to their lies. The lies are everything.
ThenWhatHappened
#1 he's "not necessarily dumb" is directly contradicted by #2 where it says he believes his own bullshit
EroticZombiePants
I wonder if these texts are as "intimate" as the apparent sexting between Jones and Roger Stone.
StanielRonathan
Now kiss
DrPepperIsMyGP
GoblinTit
#1 I swear my penis is at least this big, probably bigger, I guess...
RobJenkins
LDA, Little dick anger
DoctorSniffles
Honestly i always just assumed he did it for the money and knew he was talking out his ass. This suggests he actually believes it.½
DoctorSniffles
I'm not sure which is scarier...... ²/2
SirRuppOfFigs
That picture can stand alone.
AmericanBurek
Kinda generous
TChallaVanDam
Ha! Agreed. And also it is just a pretty lackluster story.
Clockworkdancerobot
You tend to notice that all the same people circulate in the far right Media hate-o-sphere. There's a lot of money behind them.
Jamesstin
Its always money. Theyve mastered what ive been calling a "buycott." Dont buy this. its woke. its liberal. Buy this *company i invested in*
Carlillo
Now kith
RickO3611
And then he said "it's growing! Now my dicks this big!!"
ltoka00
Ya know, I don’t mind to read this to know that both of them are POS.
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
That's how far he can put Putins elbow up his butt.
crossingdynasty
In what fucking universe was the NRA “crushed”?
chd7hubx8m11666
Whose dick is he measuring?
Bugguts1957
They could both fall off the face of the planet and nothing of value would be lost
MarsIsAfire
On the contrary, they actively subtract value, so it would substantially increase the overall value.
redrocketred
If I were a religious person I would pray for another level of hell for this asshole.
Anikanje
Doesn't the second point negate the first?
junkgoof
Carlson has dogs? Do they like him?
frozennorse
VALKATOVE
Scum, slime and pricks, both of them.
Totalynotthegodfather
Ana5ta51a
He can't be "not that dumb" and "believe the garbage he spews on air" at the same time.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
I'm happy for his four dogs. They have a huge asshole to sniff around.
BaddyOneShoe
If either of these fine gentleman were to be slowly pulled into a wood chipper feet first, I would send my thoughts and prayers while I set
BaddyOneShoe
up a lawn chair and fetched a snack.
alex5775
Referencing daily beast and huff post in an opinion article? This is likely bullshit
alex5775
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/daily-beast/
alex5775
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/huffington-post/
BokchoyIsAWhiteVegetable
I don't wish anything bad on anyone, but I can make an exception when it comes to this cunt.
stonedlikeicheckedoutmedusa
Simply wish for people to get exactly what they deserve- end result is the same, just without the guilt factor
dataengineer
Feeling bad about a person who thinks people are lizards does in fact turn him to a lizard— ethics need not apply.
loveisallwereallyhave
Agreed, but you misspelled “cunt.” *пизда
livingonagiantfireball
Wishful thinking is one thing but action are better.
Crowlands
It's self defence. Whatever you do to Nazis and their ilk, it's always self defence.
FlatPlutoSociety
I wish bad things on LOTS of people, and he's very, very high on the list.
NearEastMugwump
He has neither the warmth nor depth.
CeruleanSky1988
if i ever saw him in public i don't know if i could stop my self from punching him right in his smug fuckin face. jail would be worth it.
mohavewolfpup
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
I would also make that statement after assaulting tucker Carlson
CatSexSoundsTurnMeOn
Which cunt? Alex McCuntface or Tucker Cunterson?
BokchoyIsAWhiteVegetable
Haha clearly both
64645
Yes.
Narwhilian
blackguard89
*these
weidermeijer
cunts…
dataengineer
Here you see Tucker Carlson illustrating the size of his penis.
tinybartender
I thought, because of the headline, it might be Alex Jones's unit.
Iblamemyparentstoo
This??????
Tumescentpie
Now you understand why he's so mad at black people all the time.
dataengineer
Perhaps because they are good persons with giant dongs
heywoodjabme
“My wife thinks this is 10 inches”.
weidermeijer
“She doesn’t understand metric.”
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Hey, don't size shame. Lots of women have small ones. Besides, it's clearly the size of his brain.
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
*the size of his fully erect penis
dataengineer
I’m not sure it’s fully erected so my much as “presented”.
MapleSyrupMafia
*including the x-ray showing the part of the dick on the inside.
DancingDoggo
Naw, I doubt that dude can get erect
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
This is likely vastly over actual size. It's much smaller. Tucker is the big dick in that picture.
dataengineer
Biggest cunt you mean
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
That's an insult to cunts. He's a dick.
dataengineer
You're right. But also, even being a dick that's something 'of value' he is more like the tumor in your dick than he is the dick.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
And he's more like frumunda cheese.