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Apr 14, 2018 4:41 AM
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KobeBurger
Is that Jonathan Davis?
ButterflyHeimlich
I have a father. His name was Ben Parker.
RealDad
I gotta say this is Post Swanson
PhillyBlunts
whyisthissohot
Why does he have Georgia O’Keefe’s reproductive organs on his neck?
addms
It wasn’t shave. It wore off, with friction.
AnotherStrangerOnTheInternet
"It rubbed off...from friction."
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Ronny Swizzzle.
Hercules99
He could be half decent looking if he didn't want to look like a MS-13 member
fisseconniie
The guy on the rights moustache looks like 2dogs kissing
doesntmatter
Two bears high-fiving?
Seethreepeeoh
I said that. And now my children won't talk to me for "trying to be current"
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
That's Post Malone
EnderTot
That dirt on his upper lip looks like two corgis.
frosty147
Despite looking like the personification of gonorrhea, I've seen him on some podcasts and he seems like a pretty nice guy.
hawyer
Oh is that guy that someone said his moustache looks like two dogs kissing
captain4Skn
I didnt shave it. It was friction
m1k3tv
Shitpost Malone
Liqouricepirate
https://media1.tenor.com/images/1fa0bf4c58df5e5f5142af2098943832/tenor.gif?itemid=5576005
FractalShadows
I'm assuming the mother is Shia labouf?
RoadKill5517
He actually just crawled out from Nick Offerman's beard.
AliBarber
Fucking right
SederHishtalshelus
What a honeybadger of a kid that would be.
DrowningInDownVotes
JustCallMeBean
Actual Cannibal, Shia LaBouf?
jonhnefill
There is no other logical conclusion.
Cloudeur
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBoeuf!
spattr
Is she, ah, The Beef?
FratticusWench
Zombies8MyWife
His moustache looks like two dogs about to kiss
UrsusArktos
Yo who has a sense of humour here? Clearly not the angry Wikipedia nerd bumrags trying to roast a star who’s particularly nice!
I0VE525P00GE
I’ll take all the bacon you have....you may think I mean bring me lots of bacon..I actually mean bring me all the bacon you have
FuckTheFuckingFuckers
HFlashman
Your username:
MisdirectedHostility
I’m only up voting you because of your username
RootEnoch
You username.
isometimesgetreferences
He doesn't need another rockstar in his life
Eclaircissement
PutaLittleSpittleOnIt
Stop making stupid people famous!
brezhoneg
neither persons above are stupid.
BreakingRad
Who's stupid?
floxsyu
to be honest though. Post is a really chill guy and like..not super weird in a way? it's really hard to explain.
PorkchoppSandwiches
floxsyu
Anthroposapien
Almost like he’s a person.
floxsyu
I mean. yeah? I don't get the comment I guess.
Mycologics
Also he's a really decent singer. Check out hilarity for charity on netflix. He does a cover and it's really good
ProfChaos23
I heard that performance and was immediately saddened that he doesn't do more of it. Super talented guy.
InsouciantSausage
Craig Robinson was digging the fuck out it.
Mycologics
In my opinion at least
BreakingRad
No I agree, talented dude and very chill, maybe not the sharpest tool in the shed but he worked for what he has and i respect that
InsouciantSausage
He's actually pretty articulate, just definitely doesn't look the part.
thedonjohnsonfuzzylook
He really didn't tho...his rich grandparents bankrolled all his studio time. Most risk-free music career of all time
HowAboutThatUpdog
There are plenty of people who tried to make it the same way and fail because they're bad. He's still put in a ton of work.
Elonth
who is he?
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Hip hop artist, currently very popular. Known for songs like rockstar, Candy Paint, White Iverson, and his new song Psycho
Elonth
i know none of these songs
SigmaCyklon
Is this real?
NapoleonDynOmite
What is supposed to be going on here exactly? Is that supposed to be nice Offerman's son?
wordtoyourface
It’s on the World Wide Web.....then yes!
metalfoto
Or just a fantasy?
9BitHooligan
caught in a landslide.
RadUncleSheev
Oh Jesus
SouryD
No escape from realityyyy~
NeededNewUsername
Open your eyes
semirelatedcomments
No escape from reality
QuartzPigeon
Open your eyes
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Look up to the skies and see
showethmeyourbest
It's never too late, he's really turning it around. Great job, Nick. Lets get that guy a tv show or something.
Thekindofkindlyman
IgniaEternale
Wonderful! It's an interesting face swap. I'm a bit confused though- who's turning what around?
LowFucntioningSociopath
Campfirebacon
There ain't no face swap here!
meltingpine
That crown of thorns tattoo was such a bad decision
dickable
Not as bad as the neck skulls, or as off-putting as the shitty moustache or the tiny braids....
cyndrin
He's just a mess in general
interlorn
Probably lesser of all the bad decisions, tho.
ResearchByJoe
AliBarber
I'm pretty sure it's barbed wire.
doesntmatter
It's barbed wire with crown of thorns symbologism.
AliBarber
No it's barbed wire
TheDivineUsersub
bad decision wire
GrampaJack
It'll look great when he starts balding...
Vociferating
Lmao people here just gotta hate. Just let people be themselves?
IWouldDoThings
Wait, someday you'll be old, and you'll understand
justagirlchildpassingthrough
It's the Internet life goes on .
littlecatLady
Look at him he was a bad decision.
AltHorrorPunk
Im not into his music, but from what I’ve seen he’s a pretty chill guy.
AltHorrorPunk
Plus, I can’t stereotype based on looks and tattoos since I myself have a mohawk and I’m pretty damn far from hardcore.
Jusmar
He's making quite a bit of money...so good decisions were made somewhere
littlecatLady
Yes, somewhere. ????
ResearchByJoe
How could you hate this guy?:
AliBarber
No hate, he's just scummy and gross. Talented, but scummy and gross
deltajesus
Oh shit, he's got a Fallout tattoo.
littlecatLady
I don't. I just don't like him.
JustBryan
He’s actually a pretty cool dude. Watch h3h3 interviews with him
Cheeseweenie
The good mythical morning episode of nursery raps and their extra video showed a cool side of him too. Its neat to see a different side.
ResearchByJoe
Papa Bless
littlecatLady
Oh I did. But I can't connect...
Lobuttomize
That was around when I unsubbed from h3h3 because of the content change but Malone sounded retarded in it
InsouciantSausage
That episode convinced me to listen to his album, and while it isn't something I generally listen to, I liked it.
JustBryan
I usually hate music that references either drugs or having a lot of money but FUCK I love post
Elonth
i mean the neck skulls not winning you any job interviews either.
Jernau
At least it looks deliberate. Unlike the crown, the hair or the moustache, none of which look like they belong on a celebrity.
Vociferating
Because they all have to look the same and conform to a beauty standard.
Khatvogel
Lol thats post malone. Hes richer than most people will ever be
TheDivineUsersub
I thought it was Shia Lebouef losing his shit again.
Elonth
yeah me to. then with the ron thing i was like shit is it really his astrnged kid?
SerOddgar
And yet, I've never heard of him and based upon solely his outward appearance have no desire to rectify that.
Vociferating
He‘s mainstream music, maybe that‘s too normal for a special snowflake like you? And looks don‘t correlate with music, but okay.
CaptainAsshat
I listen to pretty mainstream music, I'd never heard his music until I looked it up. Don't be a cunt.
SerOddgar
Looks do correlate with music child. Very much so. Artists immerse themselves in culture that is reflected in their work.
skelitor120
Love how people are still saying that tattoos = no success about award-winning musician lmfao
Elonth
second tastes have changed. Sleeves/hideable tats are much more acceptable. but face/neck is a whole other story.
Elonth
first off. i had no idea he was in the entertainment industry. thats an exception to the rule.
ResearchByJoe
He didn't have any tattoos when he broke in. Had the dreads though
skelitor120
The rule to judge people based on their looks before you even know who they are? Not surprised your judgement was inaccurate then