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Jul 25, 2017 3:21 AM
SexyParsley
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Shumi69
Jinxies
Sir Steven Fry is on the top of the list of guys I wish were my father. I have no idea who my actual one is, so I have a wishlist instead :P
Hotord
The british
hansolongdingdongtralala
30Jonseredi
@RepostStatistics
GroundUpMoonRocksArePurePoison
Suppose thats hard when your head is being shoved in a toilet? I was never bullied so I assume it wouldn't work to well.
Grunwald
I always find it difficult to see which direction his nose is bent to
LoudBirb
This is a great plan until it turns out they were hitting you because they didn't know how to hit on you.
Enderskild
My favorite response I've heard: "Go ahead. But you'd better kill me. Because I know where you live... and you won't always outnumber me."
LangdaaTyaagi
Gordon Gordon :)
StrapNasty
ScrotieMcpostagain
Camelspotting
So you're an asshole and you should stop talking. I'm trying to be polite dickface.
alteriron
Then your event gets cancelled by Berkeley
Ihavethesamenameasafamouskillerfml
People who constantly bitch about others getting offended tend to be the most offended delicate flowers
youshouldbuyarowingmachine
.....from the person who throws his toys out of the pram whenever he's criticised on Twitter.
Corrosion
To be fair its one thing for someone to be offended, but a whole different story when millions of people are calling you literally Hitler.
whosgotamatch76
does he?
Porecomesis
"STOP BEING SO SENSITIVE, GOD!"
Burkeybumkins
He doesn't say you can't be offended. He just says that no one has to care that you are offended.
youshouldbuyarowingmachine
Try it.And stand looking smug as they hit you twice as hard for talking like a fucking weirdo.
Sortovalta
I'm sure Stephen did this when he was in school - and knows it worked. He's not famous for talking nonsense.
razielangelus
notargeto
And you'll get twice as hard
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Make sure you moan a bit. And enjoy yourself.
cancerriddenlung
Warn them you're about to cum.
rabbiebabbie
"If you guys hit me any harder I'm gonna cum"?
Vesane
Yeah someone named James Bond tried that in some casino or something
HEYimSQUANCHINinHERE
Lexim346
Name got me
nanyatenyaa
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.
Wish2be
Probably will get beat up for being gay...
furriephillips
Which turns the bullying from an act of lonely cowardice, to a hate-crime.
Dagordae
Fun trivia: Bullies tend to have a larger and closer social circle and are more confident than the bullied. The sad lonely bully thing is a
Dagordae
Myth made solely to make the bullied feel better about themselves.
Wish2be
Wanna bet?
stickemwiththepointyend
I don't know...I'm a girl and if someone physically tried to harm me I always fought back? That stopped when I was like 10 though.
BortymcBortfeis
I didn't because I was taught by Christianity class to "turn the other cheek" and I thought it was right. Was bullied for years. Not a big
BortymcBortfeis
Fan of religion today.
Bluegrasslass
Me too. They stop picking on you when they know you pulled a handful of hair off some girl trying to have a go.
hmzzz
The fighting back part?
dudeinsha
Or the erection part?
barbaavis
The girl part