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Funny Random Meme Dump
You know, sometimes I think Tumblr understands me.
"Thanks a lot hinge"
GeneralBullshit
I still download songs via YouTube if I can't find them on Spotify or soundcloud, and add them to my Spotify
SatoriEnlightenment
#18 Kindly requesting explanation for my friend who is like five years old. Thank you so very much.
Bopplefox
I grew up next to Woking...I think I've gotten that coach.
mattyreaver
Part of me wants to believe that Ringo got knighted for Thomas the tank engine rather than the Beatles.
Starkminussuit
Kayleigh doesn’t surprise me at all. Even the spelling of the name... red apple doesn’t fall very far from the tree, I suppose?
thesunisgettingreallow
#2 sounds like Leslie Knope's coffee order. Fuck Ashley.
wruddick86
Ashley gonna be in a diabetic coma
Abrausedteleprot
kayleigh sounds like a fucking idiot
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Jackalac
myr14d
#1: Uh, as in your relationship in RL is with an entirely different person? (Those aren't the same cat yo.)
AstronautChicken
You can buy squishy weiner versions of those squishy cats on amazon. I love them very much. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0791CF599/ref=mp
balentay
I thought you meant dogs and I spent a good 5 seconds staring at them before thinking "these aren't dogs"
VinEthanol
Dwight and Angela in the beets.
Mrflufikins
#1 that bicep tho
kitemanhellyeah
i know, right? that cat is ripped. worldstar!
TweakerTheBarbarian
#21 don’t forget chronic pain!
UnexpectedThanos
Kids are already there
angryhushbrown
I feel for the guy with a stranger things party...
rockstarpantss
Tinder Thomas's description of a Red Delicious apple is everything I have been trying to put into words for years.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
*I* can see John's nut.
wherearemytesticles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCtIHkMuDY8
AmazonEmma
Seems like Ashley Likes her coffee Type B
Blyde
Kayleigh seems angry about something.
Earlkay
Yeah, idiot customers
TheGreatZasta
#43 I STILL DO THAT fuck Spotify XD
damnyellielobe
Don't forget about DJ Roomba
NeneJPhilly
He ain’t never lied about apples. I’ve always hated Red Delicious. Delicious my ass! #TeamPinkLadyandHoneyCrispForever
MerkNowitzki41
I prefer to be OBSESSED with my dog. She'll never lie to me. Always love me and actually be loyal. /a/yVg48
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MerkNowitzki41
Just me, the dog, and my xbox
MasterPrime
I wanna know how he explained #18 to get her to make that face.
spunkybanana
Hopefully he can explain it to me because I don't understand.
Bibulus
Top and bottom, pitcher and catcher, one gives one receives... It's gay butt sex.
heinekenfuckthatshitpabstblueribbon
I don't think I know what topping & bottoming actually is. Is it a server thing, or a sex thing I haven't heard of yet?
Bibulus
Top and bottom, pitcher and catcher, one gives one receives... It's gay butt sex.
pyxelbit
he is gay or bi and explained whos giving and whos recieving. fork in ass
MasterPrime
I don't understand how the spoon is ass. I understand the technical jargon. I don't understand the visual aid.
Paullovespizza
Thanks for asking, my friend was confused also.
benadrylbumblebutt
Bibulus
It's fine to vent about your job as long as your frustrations don't actually affect job performance. Best to do it anonymously though
ExTechOp
There's a happier twist, some of the Stranger Things cast promised to come: https://twitter.com/ayenalambat/status/975278827378126849
KapnKershaw
He's probably the bully.
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
That was my thought...it's possible the kid is an asshole.
areola51
Idk, parents are assholes these days, and prioritize everything BUT what kids actually want. So, some kids might have gone if it 1/
areola51
Weren't for mom or dad forcing them into soccer or some bs.
KapnKershaw
Lots of parents at my kid's school say "No" because they don't want to have to buy the obligatory present.
unpunnyfuns
I'd party with A-a-ron.
Bandignomette
That party looked rad.
DavidBanahan
"Tim-othy". "pre-zant".
frenchbook
No one likes you. You done fucked up A a ron
mimster321
I choose to believe that tweets like those are fake, just to get some easy likes. The alternative is too sad for me
krisbykreme
Sir, it's Aaron.
unpunnyfuns
Don't you give me that sass
strombleburry
Yaaaa that one just gave me a sad
ThereAreNeverEnoughDoggos
Yea, I didn't find it funny. I just thought his friends were dickheads
strombleburry
Exactly
phukerstone
i heard that the girl who plays Eleven saw that post and got in touch with them, told them to invite her to the next and she'll go.
badbiscuit
I hope that's true
SoberAndBored
It's true! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43486921
Virunuss
Still not sure how I feel about employers browsing employees social media for hiring/firing. 99% of people are only tweeting/posting >>
Virunuss
>> such that friends and maybe family will see it. Randoms won't see if unless they're specifically searching that persons name or theyre >>
Virunuss
>> internet famous, both of which are unlikely. People are capable of putting on a professional face for the workplace even if that's not >>
Virunuss
>> who they are at home. Obvious exception if you're acting as a known public face of the company, but that's not the same as being >>
Virunuss
>> random peon #19. This person may have deserved to be fire [especially given theyre apparently taking hour breaks], but I think >>
Virunuss
>> literally all retail works have complained about customers when theyre not talking to customers at some point. The tweets didn't >>
chaoticnuetral
Isn't topping and bottoming just one person taking it and one getting it? I don't see what's so shocking
Bibulus
I guess if you weren't expecting it to be something sexual
rabbiebabbie
Yeah the instrument positions confused me. Why is 1 a spoon shouldn't they both be forks??
chaoticnuetral
lmao that's a great point
rabbiebabbie
I guess a bottom is a spoon cause his butt is his instrument while a top uses his fork?
hobbitnaut
Ashley just consumed my calories for the week. ffs .
MichaelJCabuuse
One sip of that and she'd have instant diabetus
AdmJota
I bet Ashley was trying to order everybody's drinks at once but got confused by the UI.
MichaelJCabuuse
One sip of that and she'd have instant diabetus
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
How many pumps of spit do you think went in that...
rabbiebabbie
Infinite
silentwolf1999
Basically so much stuff youd get 2 cups from that, correct?
yaddiex3
I think it was a 'trenta' which is ginormous. That being said, one would not get much actual coffee.
TwinWaterTowers
Some try to order the most elaborate or expensive drink they can concoct with a Starbucks free drink coupon. I read of a $28 "coffee"
rabbiebabbie
But why?
Comet260
At one time in my life I thought about working at Starbucks. So glad I did not choose that path.
ShyNynaeve
#2, for posterity. Okay, but I gotta know what was the second item in that order. Cause that drink was item 2 of 2.
ShyNynaeve
Was it basic black coffee? Was it a scone? Was it a fruit drink? IDK what Starbucks has, so I'm going to stop guessing now.
Zaranthan
See, I would order that, but in person, and I'd put a fiver in the tip jar first. You get what you pay for.
thedevil
Jesus is there even any coffee in that drink? Sounds like nothing but cream and sugar.
Zaranthan
Heh, yeah, it's basically a warm milkshake. I'm not a fan of coffee.
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