Mar 30, 2018 8:34 AM
kittydetonator
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ActivateMyAlucard
Folded positions are fav
Kvothefefe
When you go through every butler variation and she still doesn't finish:
zonker9
BS. None of these are done with pants on
Allworknoplay82
A helpful tip from Colonel Angus.
angelsichor
Srirachachachachachachachacha
youdontknowmylifebitch
v
Fucknorris
apbadogsZ
Let’s just stick with Eagle
removekarling
Not even north face/south face?
MissusSpareTire
lynxiekitten
My thoughts as well.
rocketturttle
I get the feeling that @elbowdeepinahorse is a feedbag fan
Bluebagger126
SmellOfMonkey
Was she cupping a fart?
parttimewizzard
I love how southern means asshole on your nose.
Glaive18
Nothing wrong with a little southern hospitality
SomeDetroitGuy
Most of these seem like it would be impossible for either of the people involved to enjoy it.
MrDingleBerries
A ton of great band names in here
IIIHalezIII
iamfarha
JimStarluck
I thought tat last one was called the "Captain Morgan."
TherealNickyboy
I dunno. I find it works best when she ISN'T wearing a bathing suit.
ZiroriZ
But... how can I do these alone?
lapisknight
Some of these look...complicated. Distractingly so.
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
What about when she's on the bed in the doggy position and you got your face all up in her booty?
sjbrooksy7447
MantisTobogganPilotMD
folded eagle ftw
SexualSandwich
Slackhammock
garbagegirlcindy21
Sidewinder Servant
pigeonmulligan
Entirely appropriate response.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
Explain your first sexual experience in a gif
REVENGE488
Fragilepinkbody
"Drip face"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
squirrelrubbinghisnips
Strajder17
TheGenghisKhunt
For southern hospitality, do I need a relative?
bwsmithabc123
Yes
MemeMachineWolfy
Nah, u just need to be an engineer
elcee50
roll tide
SirDistic
Just bring all the biscuits and gravy you can get your hands on
jrellis462
Listen here you little shit
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
Nah, just a cup of sugar
ISaidSarcastically
CommanderStrax
BiffMcCoogan
That, and a glass of sweet tea
sciencebasedlifeform
Pecan pie
mentallychallengeaccepted
WELL IF YOU DO IT RIGHT YOULL HAVE A FULL GLASS AFTERWARDS
onecowboytoo
You need a relative for all of them.
jmckay83
Last time I checked, your mom was willing.
ASettlementNeedsUpvotes
I’d say less than 5 of those are useful.
SvarvSven
More than 5 for sure, but I agree some seem really "not a good idea in the long run"
z0920108
You know nothing about cunnilingus.
Apparently not, though comfort surely plays a role most of the time in bed lol
astroleg
A lot of these just look uncomfortable.
fbutt09
Neck breakers for the ladies.
OtterAvalanche
Yeah, my go to is the eagle. Comfortable, she gets to stretch out and writhe when she needs to, no weight on anything that could stress...
The only appropriate response.
dronir
Would any woman enjoy something like Crabby Clam? Looks like too much effort is required.
Klingon00
I think some of these are for porn, not necessarily for the participants pleasure.
NonConformistFlamingo
I have no arm strength, so anything that requires me to hold my weight on my arms for longer than ten seconds is a hard pass for me.
nursestacy
The effort makes it more fun.
alticaarden
It wouldnt be any harder than something like the aerial butler or aerial feedbag lol. If youre fit enough and like yoga/pilates
I’ll give it a go and let you know
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Username checks out
stonedcloud
I get so angry when I creep on someone's profile and there are no christmas pics. https://media.giphy.com/media/p8Uw3hzdAE2dO/giphy.gif
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Perhaps. But do i want to eat only spaghetti for the rest of my life? No; i want to try new things, and if i don't like it on to the next
Ssssssssssss
Weirder sex has been had. One of my mate's bragged that his girl didn't really enjoy sex unless it was so vigorous that both parties-
I guess anything works for someone. Based on my (limited) experiences, women want to relax to enjoy, and an athletic position doesn't fit.
I ain't never had sex that didn't involve one of us laying down during the main event, so I agree, but I don't mind trying weird shit-
because I don't lift weights and run to not do weird shit during sex sometimes.
passed out afterward. He seemed very happy about having to 'work for it'.
editheraven
I hope he's passing out after pulling out.
SirBrendan
Yhea, but like, no.....
DVSBSTrD
That's a man who takes pride in his work.
If you're in good physical shape, doing a solid 0.5-2.0 hours of sex cardio is great. If you can't go up the stairs without taking a break..
it's distractingly exhausting, especially if you're doing 95% of the work
ActivateMyAlucard
Folded positions are fav
Kvothefefe
When you go through every butler variation and she still doesn't finish:
zonker9
BS. None of these are done with pants on
Allworknoplay82
A helpful tip from Colonel Angus.
angelsichor
Srirachachachachachachachacha
youdontknowmylifebitch
Fucknorris
apbadogsZ
Let’s just stick with Eagle
removekarling
Not even north face/south face?
MissusSpareTire
lynxiekitten
My thoughts as well.
rocketturttle
I get the feeling that @elbowdeepinahorse is a feedbag fan
Bluebagger126
SmellOfMonkey
Was she cupping a fart?
parttimewizzard
I love how southern means asshole on your nose.
Glaive18
Nothing wrong with a little southern hospitality
SomeDetroitGuy
Most of these seem like it would be impossible for either of the people involved to enjoy it.
MrDingleBerries
A ton of great band names in here
IIIHalezIII
iamfarha
JimStarluck
I thought tat last one was called the "Captain Morgan."
TherealNickyboy
I dunno. I find it works best when she ISN'T wearing a bathing suit.
ZiroriZ
But... how can I do these alone?
Bluebagger126
lapisknight
Some of these look...complicated. Distractingly so.
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
What about when she's on the bed in the doggy position and you got your face all up in her booty?
sjbrooksy7447
MantisTobogganPilotMD
folded eagle ftw
SexualSandwich
Slackhammock
garbagegirlcindy21
Sidewinder Servant
pigeonmulligan
Entirely appropriate response.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
Explain your first sexual experience in a gif
kittydetonator
REVENGE488
Fragilepinkbody
kittydetonator
garbagegirlcindy21
"Drip face"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
squirrelrubbinghisnips
Strajder17
TheGenghisKhunt
For southern hospitality, do I need a relative?
bwsmithabc123
Yes
MemeMachineWolfy
Nah, u just need to be an engineer
elcee50
roll tide
garbagegirlcindy21
SirDistic
Just bring all the biscuits and gravy you can get your hands on
jrellis462
Listen here you little shit
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
Nah, just a cup of sugar
ISaidSarcastically
CommanderStrax
BiffMcCoogan
That, and a glass of sweet tea
sciencebasedlifeform
Pecan pie
mentallychallengeaccepted
WELL IF YOU DO IT RIGHT YOULL HAVE A FULL GLASS AFTERWARDS
onecowboytoo
You need a relative for all of them.
jmckay83
Last time I checked, your mom was willing.
ASettlementNeedsUpvotes
I’d say less than 5 of those are useful.
SvarvSven
More than 5 for sure, but I agree some seem really "not a good idea in the long run"
z0920108
You know nothing about cunnilingus.
ASettlementNeedsUpvotes
Apparently not, though comfort surely plays a role most of the time in bed lol
astroleg
A lot of these just look uncomfortable.
fbutt09
Neck breakers for the ladies.
OtterAvalanche
Yeah, my go to is the eagle. Comfortable, she gets to stretch out and writhe when she needs to, no weight on anything that could stress...
MissusSpareTire
OtterAvalanche
The only appropriate response.
dronir
Would any woman enjoy something like Crabby Clam? Looks like too much effort is required.
Klingon00
I think some of these are for porn, not necessarily for the participants pleasure.
NonConformistFlamingo
I have no arm strength, so anything that requires me to hold my weight on my arms for longer than ten seconds is a hard pass for me.
nursestacy
The effort makes it more fun.
alticaarden
It wouldnt be any harder than something like the aerial butler or aerial feedbag lol. If youre fit enough and like yoga/pilates
kittydetonator
I’ll give it a go and let you know
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Username checks out
stonedcloud
I get so angry when I creep on someone's profile and there are no christmas pics. https://media.giphy.com/media/p8Uw3hzdAE2dO/giphy.gif
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Perhaps. But do i want to eat only spaghetti for the rest of my life? No; i want to try new things, and if i don't like it on to the next
Ssssssssssss
Weirder sex has been had. One of my mate's bragged that his girl didn't really enjoy sex unless it was so vigorous that both parties-
dronir
I guess anything works for someone. Based on my (limited) experiences, women want to relax to enjoy, and an athletic position doesn't fit.
Ssssssssssss
I ain't never had sex that didn't involve one of us laying down during the main event, so I agree, but I don't mind trying weird shit-
Ssssssssssss
because I don't lift weights and run to not do weird shit during sex sometimes.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Ssssssssssss
passed out afterward. He seemed very happy about having to 'work for it'.
editheraven
I hope he's passing out after pulling out.
SirBrendan
Yhea, but like, no.....
DVSBSTrD
That's a man who takes pride in his work.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
If you're in good physical shape, doing a solid 0.5-2.0 hours of sex cardio is great. If you can't go up the stairs without taking a break..
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
it's distractingly exhausting, especially if you're doing 95% of the work