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TrapsAreIllegal
#10 that fucker didn't even make a clock, he just took one apart and put it into a suitcase.
FirstThingThatCameToMind
my teacher once said to me. "you know, they thought Einstein was retarded when he was in school, maybe you're the next Einstein."
MightyNo3370
#MyTeacherIsAwesome
SnarkDarcy
#17 That's why I've secretly tattooed my name on everyone I've ever slept with.
UseYourAllusion
My eighth grade science teacher went to jail for 22 counts of child pornography. So that was weird, I guess.
sangatster
That's a terrible thing to do, to let him take those pictures of you then turn him in. That's just not right.
ray1294
A lot of these sound more like #MyTeacherIsSassy
Zeetoois
One of my teachers once said "The #1 thing to remember about Ancient China is..." and then left. He didnt return for the rest of the period.
KjTheLightning
what did he say when ha came back?
Zeetoois
We asked him about it the next day. He didn't remember this happening. I was about 99% sure he was high.
onewingedangel919
Ok that snape teacher isnt weird he is awesome
drenix
He probably waited his whole life for that moment
ARabidDingo
My physics teacher gave me extra credit cause I let him keep the mini trebuchet I made. He then flung tennis balls at other teachers.
YouDontScareMeITeachSixthGraders
Last year a child made a catapult in science and brought it in to my class. I used it to launch paper balls at kids who weren't working.
MemeStealingSkeleton
But did he take back the holy land with it?
bonvivantofviolence
Deus vult
MrNotRightNowButMaybeLater
Only a small portion.
EroticZombiePants
My high school chemistry teacher would purposely blow up things outside the school to trigger car alarms.
sangatster
teacher bro!
swiese2
#8 was my high school biology teacher! We called him 4.5 because he couldn't give a high 5
human8060
Had an English teacher that would end every class with, "You're now 42 minutes closer to death than you were when you walked in here.
human8060
Had a history teacher that pulled a kid out of his seat and tipped him upside down and shook him until everything fell out of his pockets.
human8060
Had a second grade teacher who was probably close to 400lbs, but chose to get on a scale in front of the kids and proceeded to cry.
human8060
She would also tip your desk over and dump out the contents if it wasn't organized.
human8060
Had a different history teacher who's son killed himself, so he had all these weird rules on the board. "Never say goodbye, say see you (1)
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later", and things like that. Guy was a complete twat who berated kids and made them cry. (2)
GreedyJungle
Half of these sound fake. Still funny though.
belligerentrightdoer
The laser pointer one for sure. If a laser hits you in the eye you know exactly where it came from.
lasciels
Yea who could get suspended over a clock that's just crazy
CaptainTrips1980
I give my students candy if they put funny pictures in their work, because marking is fucking boring.
DVSBSTrD
I had a chemistry teacher who would dress-up as his vampire uncle from Romania every Halloween. In school. And he stayed in character.
0hmymymy
Sweet! Did he bite your neck?
DVSBSTrD
Nah, but he did tell me the story of his ten wives who mysteriously disappeared.
0hmymymy
If he told the entire class, he's cool. If he told you alone in a dark corner then he's one spooky dude.
MrScottBakula
I have a stuffed kidney that I throw at kids when they are doing something questionable and I say "Are you kidneying me!?"
sangatster
Dad-teacher
furiafighter
Most of these teachers sound awesome
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JugglerNuts
They do, but nowadays, they'd get fired for Goofin off
NobodyHasToReadThisCrap
As a former high school teacher, can confirm: You maintain whatever weird sense of humor you can to survive.
bizon1829
Middle school teacher, can confirm.
NikoLorenzio
Yeah these should be #myteacherisawesome not weird.
idontknowwhybutihaveahugefetishforredheads
Are you implying that wierd is bad
shmekie
No but broad comedy is.
SabalNiroula
But the anatomy one weirded me out tho
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bizon1829
It's called saving face. Or at least attempting to
Wulfvee
My 6th grade math teacher paused when she called my name and said "I went to prom with your uncle" and she always liked me from then on
carolinaguuurl
My pre-cal teacher asked if my father was (professor at college in our town). Turns out he had failed her in a couple of classes.
carolinaguuurl
When I told him about it at dinner that night, he grimaced and said that she would fail me, but he understood.
YamatoIouko
fulminatrix
Did she?
SovereignPhantasmia
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carolinaguuurl
Ohhh yeah. It was ugly
mrmandsome
The "if you did it then you shoulda put your name on it" teacher needs to be a principal yesterday.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Yeah. Going anywhere near students' underwear. That happened.
spacegirl9498
My school had uniforms & boys shirts had to be tucked in, if they weren't one teacher went around stapling them to the pants...
ImInnocentISwear
Plus that seems like it's be a sexual harassment case in a quick second.
zeiss74
When you wear boxers like shorts I doubt it would be sexual harassment. I don't think he was signing whale tails.
Stonefruitlove
In america.
weaselwithachainsaw
How would one even write on a student's underpants?
Outdoortoast
The glass eye one... Studies have actually shown that posters with eyes on them, looking at people, reduce cheating rates. It literally 1/
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makes people feel like they're being watched, and that's the feeling that matters.
sangatster
Must be the same study that prompts the U-Haul storage facilities to put cardboard security guards in the windows
lyricallove
I laugh, because whenever I drive by I have to do a double take sometimes.
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
There's a storage place by my house that has a cardboard cutout of captain America in the window.
izmi
I feel like I'm going to end up on this list soon, given the shit I do. My students still ask for my impressions of land and sea snakes.
sangatster
Yes, go on, I'm listening...
izmi
It wasn't exactly scientific... it had more to do with the sea serpent that Minerva sent to kill Laocoon and his sons. I was trying to 1/?
izmi
explain that the serpent was sent over the sea, then crossed the beach - so it involved different types of wiggling and sounds. My year 2/?
izmi
13s (grade 12s) were surprised and found it hilarious. Randomly ask for repeats. I teach classical history (and other things). 3/3
sangatster
I never took classical history. I thought American history was more relevant. But I came to realize that one cannot really understand 1/
carolinaguuurl
Good for you! One of my favorite teachers did impressions of amoebas eating things. Was terrific.
BuffetSugar
My teacher had a fake hand in his drawer. He'd flop it on any random desk during quite days and slam into it with a hammer, screaming loudly
hillbillybarbie
My H.S. Spanish teacher walked around with tennis balls while teaching to throw at students who were not paying attention or falling asleep
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
My hs French teacher would go down the rows and slap everyone on the back yelling "il!" and "el!" when demonstrating feminine vs masculine.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
My grade 10 English teacher had a rubber chicken named Chicky she would use to wake up sleeping students.
lionsilverwolf
Music teacher would ping kids in the head with markers if they were sleeping. He had fucking excellent aim.
SpeakingAsTheDevilsAdvocate
I have a bung/bent pinky finger. I tell primary schoolers that I broke it picking my nose. Lying to children in fun #8
spacegirl9498
My HS teacher friend has a big scar on his arm and when students ask he always says "meth lab explosion"
azureraptor
"You wanna know how I got these scars?"
dexlamrg
I think #12 is my dad! He gave his tie to a kid who complimented it.
KjTheLightning
i can't understand if that was a positive or negative reaction.
dexlamrg
My reaction was positive. It's nice to know someone remembers my dad, even if it is for something weird.
HorribleMonster
yes
ThePotatoAssassin
It's nice you included bomb bo- I mean clock boy in there
Bardoctor
It was a really stupid looking clock.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
It looked nothing like a clock.
youhavetocallmeknighthawk
It did, in fact, look like a bomb. Just like the kid had intended. Re-assembling a clock in a briefcase.. he knew what he was doing
HeThrustsHisFistsAgainstthePostsandStillInsistsHeSeesYourMom
Clock kid is really getting all the mileage he can outta that
VoodooChili
He's had more than his 15 Minutes of fame.
ColAngus
So he takes a clock apart and gets in the news, and that earns him a verified twitter account?
Drix1942
I think it's a different person, just making a joke.
untakenusername20
No check the name
fissnoc
It's got the verified check mark. It's for sure him.
VaryingVolition
https://twitter.com/IStandWithAhmed/status/776182233468178433
carolinaguuurl
Yeah. Little turd.
IndigoWendigo
It's "afroamerican" now.
ColHansLambda
Exactly! What a piece of shit that kid is
EeyoreOnMonday
#1! My sister and I cut school for a day and ran into my English teacher cutting school for the day. She just winked and kept walking.
daimomusic
Had a similar experience.
PopatoMc
We have an awesome history teacher who sat with us at the coffe shop while we were cutting
becauseracevan
I faked being sick in kindergarten and went shopping with my mom...ended up running into my kindergarten teacher doing her shopping...
Momof2needsabreak
I ran into my principal at a baseball game that my brother and her son were both playing in. She said she wouldnt tell if I didnt.
Framperton
I got really confused for 10 seconds when you said "my brother and her son".
RealTekBoy
Well you done goofed now huh?
TheLlamaOfGBGoogle
Looks like one of you broke the deal...
DoTheTruffleShuffle
Snitches get stitches
jamakenbacon
In 7th grade I ran into my female PE teacher holding her wife's hand in line at Costco.
Alsaki96
You don't really understand this game do you?
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Alsaki96
That's probably where you went wrong. It was simply following a thread. Were you cutting? Were they? Or do you think lesbians are weird?
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getschwiftyatthrifty2
mowin loan.
yuraf
moving a lawn
profssrfink
Imgur is the one place I can consistently rely on people calling out grammatical errors.
idontlikecomingupwithausername
That's what sucks about Ivy league: the grass may be greener but that just means it takes longer to mow the loan.
alexkunk
You sure it wasn't a moaning loan? Or maybe it was a typo for loaning moan?
smashfaceawesome
Yeah, hopefully #15 wasn't an English class.
Sashi55
Ikr - its not like it says 'history teacher' right in the middle of it
Wyetha
look again..
VoPo
OH. Until your comment, I thought the teacher had a video of him meowing.
LeSethX
I thought so too, but I did see a post of cat videos, so I may have cats on my mind
MiamiSucks
NOW we're talking!
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
Gotta keep that interest down somehow
boopityboopboop
You two are gold.
SarcasticAndOccasionallyFunny
I'm disappointed you didn't say. Gotta cut those interest rates. tsk tsk
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
I am so disappointed in myself now.
Mihamix
This is gold.
MazeFire
Gold Jerry, gold!
FusRoDoodles
ABillionDucks
It's just a clock, bro.
BALKatalo
He didn't make shit. Just pulled the guts out of a clock radio to try and get the reaction that resulted. He is a pawn at best to his father
Fairdinkums
That hashtag was made for him
NotSoIndependentGamer
I almost forgot about that. Man that was bad. Funny to see it pop up again though.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
That guy became a little shit after the incident
dembonz00
His whole family is like that though. They have a long history of pulling this sort of thing.
NoHomoRomo
He is milking the fuck out of his internet fame
badtzmaruxo
Or he already was a little shit.
blanco6969
Please sterilize yourself.
stja
After? He pulled the guts out of a random electronic clock, arranged them to resemble a movie bomb, and got the exact reaction he hoped for.
bethyboo
I kinda feel like anyone who brought something to school that even resembles a bomb would get the same result. Maybe not though idk
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beardedheathen
How the hell do you figure he was proven right?
Checkitoutausername
Wasn't it proven that he just slapped some clock shit into a box to get the exact reaction he got? And his dad encouraged him to do it?
BlueLungs
Yup...my gf's ex roomate was a pre-op tranny, and always looked up ways to set up & sue coworkers for unfair treatment/hate crime. Scumbags.
BarryTheWhite
'cept he didnt 'build' shit. He took the clock components out of their case and out them in a metalic box container.
Gorapora
Ah yes, you must mine the materials, smelt the metals, build a semi-conductor factory etc or it doesn't count.
Lastdarkninja
Now he's sueing the school district which is already poor af as it is. Sheeit money in irving is like water to californians
MoooCow
Yeah it's a shame there was such a knee jerk reaction from the media about racism. So many details are overlooked
Thejusner
Getting down voted, but you are right. They wanted the attention.
RainDog55
Absolutely. That whole thing was planned out and went exactly as they hoped.
Gorapora
Jesus christ you people are in a delusional echo chamber; citing absolutely no evidence.
MoooCow
I want to give the kid the benefit of the doubt, but it really did seem staged, presumably by the parents.