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Nov 14, 2019 9:21 AM
ashIG88
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thebigman1106
as a bloke that odesn't get hints, I still need it spelling out to me!
BklynPunisher
My brain hurts after reading that.
detman101
If that ain't a catfish I don't know what is...
steveo80
She seems like a nice girl to take home to mom
mickknipple
SVWinNH74
porkRibs
ChalmerWren
ENGRISH!!!
silentsuspekts87
The most creative and honest profile. She deserves a medal
Monkeyfighter
"she"
3dartwork
I'm sure she's real, too
DeanOMiite
DeanOMiite
And btw...does the first guy in this gif have the MOST pressure on him or the LEAST?
hermitsauce
Lovely
findyourway14
Gorgeous and into butt stuff? Do my eyes deceive me?
Monkeyfighter
Yes. The picture is of an instagram "model"
dustmywets
Downtake
LovelyMover
Make it Funky
thegoodnoches
Gorgeous girl. Those gauges in her ears kills it for me though :( Totally still would put things in her b-hole tho
goudist
Missed the upper case O in 'DO'.
ThePastmaster
Same in NO.
Superchief86
Yeah it annoys me too. But we'll try and move on. Together.
trigonman3
DoublevBomb
Minoes
love how they blurred the coke can...
DemonOtter
That's a lot to take in
DVSBSTrD
That's what she said.
freehugsforeveryone
Don't deep throat
CrimsonReaper1985
Seems like a nice holesome girl.
Monkeyfighter
You might say she's a hole in one...
CrimsonReaper1985
Bravo good monkeyfighter.
cruizin67coupe2
Deletingmypastandfuture
there it is
Monkeyfighter
You mean someone made a fake profile using Octavia May's picture just for a laugh? Noooooo
UpvotingtheHotButton
thattortoiselife
We try not to sexualize Annie.
coronalmassejection
Counterfit
I've definitely seen some of those happen
DoublevBomb
Silicone lube is great actually.
Oneringtorulefindbringthemallandinthedarknessbindthem
Some of these are wrong
10tacles
What if poop already is in your butt?
trigonman3
Then you're doing a medical procedure, fecal bacterial transplant. It's science!
10tacles
Or you are pooping...
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
She's aight, but she's no Bill, ok! Probably likes Kraft and hates Hall and Oates.
konelhft
As a Canadian, it's gotta be KD.
zdriver984
I dont have time for games ok. Do u cook supper?
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
Lol. Awesome
UnruffledTruffle
I have to poop bye
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
Lmao. Perfect
PwnageHobo
That's the most extreme golf fetish I've ever seen
LoligoTX
RaZorHamZteR
I just lube the english language! +1
ashIG88
MethGasolinePissLemonade
Ayy Jodi Kidd.
BrisbaneHorrorGal
PUTT PUTT IN THE BUTT
Pillmatic540540
Awww fuck yiss....my nipples could cut glass right now!
iamthisguy247
Hole in one.
pocketpython
Par 4, dogleg to the right and watch the water hazard
dadanedude
It exists. I have seen it
yepwatermelon
Was going to say I'm 90% sure I've seen a gif of a man putting a ball into a woman's asshole.
ThereReallyIsAReactionGIFForEverything
Can confirm
ChunkOfJuice
Theres a joke here with putt rhyming with butt, but im too tired to figure it out.
PwnageHobo
There's a pun here somewhere, butt I can't quite putt my finger on it.
ChunkOfJuice
slamdunkmyjunk
Nice work dudes
DotGnash
Octavia May
ScaredSpitless
so....she pierced her dimples.
popebadass
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ihopethisusernamewillbelongenoughsopeoplewillnoticeme
Oh boy. What does she do for a living ?
Stumpkiller
Anything you'd like, sailor. Lets see the money first.
Clydefrogger
Octavia may, huh?
SillyZombie
ty
ErasmusTycho
unpopular opinion: I wish she hadn't gotten the boob job
F58AF85FCA77810CEC812364
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Kagantu
Baby Science Dot Dot dot dot dot dot
chammergren
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slotheroll
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riksaofire7
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slightlyawkwardmango
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idontenglishsorry
Thanks
kmhr
(reminder please ignore me)
Pavetski
K
AllTheseFlavors
..
jobless0hornie69
Sidewinder1018
Her expressions remind me so much of Jason Mendoza in The Good Place.
jesusisherelookbusy
3wattbulb
She may? Or she does? Stop pussyfooting around
trigonman3
That's a different kink.
TheEnemyAnemone
She do
3wattbulb
She do do?
TheEnemyAnemone
Maybe if enough people are into it.
3wattbulb
No no, I said she do do, not she do do do
Vhyson
But do she?
RoutemasterFlash
Do she look like she do anything else?
YesImThatMrTrebus
MeanWinchester
Very much so. And the tinder account is most likely a catfish
1AMTHEBATMAN
BUT WHAT IF IT IS HER
Vhyson
Well yeah lol
heyletsbefriends
even anal couldnt make up for that grammar.
secretdpp
Talk her into BDSM, sensory deprivation. Don't have to hear her talk, do your business and leave
Soldr4hire
Depends on whether she has any elasticity left in the wrinkled penny or not.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I mean, I wouldn't date her, but she doesn't need to be literate for me to want to bang her.
mp7nl
Yes it would!
Jackstraw207
I beg to differ
ScaryScarab
I peg to differ your differ.
iamdanman
Well it’s a bit soo
Oysterflaps
Lol right! The wording was almost impossible to read!
tbomber
Was it,really?
grimwyrd
That's probably for the best, since the young male edgelord who stole a model's photo and posted this on a dating app is likely a minor.
BluddLoard
Or he's a college student getting laughs out of a fake profile.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
kinglaubach
What are you going to do with all the extra time save?
Pillmatic540540
Make more chili with undercooked onions
Dooovde
I dunno... Reckon I could PUTT up with it for 31 seconds. Tis all I need.
CMarshmallow
<0-30 seconds> = Half Minute man, <31-60 seconds> = Minute Man. Congrats on making the team!
Dooovde
Ohhhhh riiiight!
Pillmatic540540
Does 15 seconds of sex and 16 seconds of crying still count?
SuperTacticalSandwich
Only if you're not using Metric
ElephantKid
only 16 seconds of crying? pleb
Pillmatic540540
Hey, that's about average! The crying in porn is so unrealistic. It's really harmful to the size standards of a typical man's tear ducts.